People talking in a way no one does or would in real life

Oh, and leaving the door open. Close your fucking front door once in a while!

For some reason, I get annoyed when they say the title of the movie during it... not something like "Spider-man" but something like "28 days later" or something would annoy me. I have no clue why.

when there are explosions that blow people across the room but yet their hair remains un-singed(a good example: when the kitchen blows up in Mr and Ms Smith)

car chases with gun fire and explosives but no cops at all in the streets of cities like new york or LA.

everybody in every movie always knows what to say and never gets tounge tied or has to stop and think about something before they explain every detail.

the phrase "of course, it all makes sense!" and then having the person explain it to all the dumbfucks in the audience who couldnt get it from what has been established/context clues...

also, when something happens that directly relates to something someone said earlier that was obvious foreshadowing and they feel the need to put the audio over the scene to really fucking hit you over the head with it...

Yup exactly

CGI
Failed Opportunitys of Greatness
Endings
When Cinematic time becomes stretched out to the point where everything onscreen becomes ridiculous and umbelievable to due time conflicts between Ctime and real time.
Slow motion shots with opera music, smoke, explosions and desperate/heroic running.
Michael Bay (coincidentally the last two annoyances pertain highly to him)
The Akward Socializer

ugly women when they are explicitely supposed to be attractive. think those ugly ass elf females in lord of the rings. nice job casting some thoroughly sub par females, peter faggot jackson.

oh and its also lame as hell when writers throw in some female-pride bullshit that has absolutely nothing to do with the story, or modify the story to include female heroes. peter jackson did this in lotr with that cheesy elf bitch who rescued frodo. that never appeared in the book, and it was just fucking cheesy. another example is when the ugly peasant bitch goes into the orc battle in the 3rd movie and kills the dragon riding guy, and he says "no man can kill me", and then she replies "i am no man". fucking retarded.

also when movies end like the 3rd lotr. what a pitiful waste of film reel.

People never locking their car doors.

Any and all explosions.
High impact explosives like ANFO or Ammonium Nitrare and Fuel Oil mixture explode quick, and with a devastating area of damage.

In movies these explosions not only last 120 seconds, but also are replayed 50 fucking times from 20 different angles.

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But, everyone has an appreciation for the classic "Wilhelm Scream".
Theres nothing funnier than a (usually) random henchman being violently killed and he makes the classic henchman violent death noise, "WHAAAAGGGHHH!"
I'm pretty sure they used it at least once in star wars with one of the stormtroopers.

It really bugs me how most movies that take place in high schools, all the students look 25 and all the girls are hot...

Also in action movies where someone is on a motorcycle and they come up to a pile of garbage or wood and out of the blue, the motorcycle jumps over it like there was magically a ramp infront of it that you dont see.

When a movie that is otherwise very realistic and somewhat believeable (for a movie, that is) has a scene where a telephone number starts with 555 (for U.S.). That's always bothered me a great deal because I feel like it reminds you that the whole movie is bullshit, although it...is anyway. If that made any sense.

Ever since I played the original GTA I noticed there was a certain sound file that played when you got into a police car, it was just random radio banter. I have heard this same audio clip played in about 40 different movies, and I always recognize it It makes me mad they always use the same thing, and cant make up either own stupid sound!

When people aim their guns at someone it makes a 'click' noise

I've heard one many times...its a woman and it goes something like "seven eight five code six one something something north andrews fifty two". I've heard it in bunch of movies plus games.

I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

How about people using the bathroom? How come they never have to take a shit or drain the snake?

Thats exactly it!!


I am so glad that im not the only one who has noticed this... and yes ive asked that bathroom question many times before too

Little things that annoy me...

A bunch of idiots on &totse complaining obvious faults in movies that aren't meant to be realistic.

Using the word "dieing" about 15 times in the span of two posts.

People who play Counter-Strike complaining about weapons in movies.

People complaining about problems "in movies" then saying "COUGH SPIDERMAN 3" at the end of their post.

If you dont want to see typical bid budget action movie shit:

WHY ARE YOU GOING TO SEE TRANSFORMERS 2? Er I mean, WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO GO SEE TYPICAL BIG BUDGET ACTION MOVIES?

Movies arent REAL because most people dont WANT them to be real, people want to escape their shitty lives, not be reminded of them.

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