This came up in hex's thread country girls and i thought it might deserve a mention of its own as it does kinda fall under STD's (I'm old, sue me) and at some point what happened to me may happen to you and it helps if you dont freak out and scar her for life.

If you have small children or live with small kiddies then the chances are high that at some point they and you will get worms. I'm talking about the little white ones that look like bits of string or sewing thread. Every place calls them something different. I think 'thread worms' is common.

This is especially true when said children attend school in somewhere like Germany, where the diet is heavily pig based.

Sooo here an anecdote:

One morning , when my kids were small, i awoke next to the 'trouble'n strife'. Being husband and wife we tended to sleep naked (shocking i know!). She obviously had woken in the mood and started to grind her bum into my crouch.

Like a lot of men i find the Morning Wood isn't actually much good for sex so drawing back the duvet I went down her back kissing etc til i got to her bum.

Spread her cheeks with my hands and started to touch her cunny with my tongue.

Suddenly from out of her bum hole this little white thing appeared and started kinda 'dancing'!!

Like this (not my wife btw)

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/ruth.livingstone/little/thread.jpg

Apparently these worms tend to come out to play when you're alseep or just waking.

Took me a second to realise what it was.

So after orgasm/sex/shower/breakfast/sex again it was off to the Doc's to get a deworming course.

Which btw is real easy and if i remember rightly is just two small tablets each.

Like I said, it may well happen to you at some point. Don't get worked up. Its harmless. Have the drugs and forget about it.

And yes if she's got them and you sleep next to her/have sex with her then the chances are good you'll have them too.

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Suddenly from out of her bum hole this little white thing appeared and started kinda 'dancing'!!

That just may have scared away my morning wood... and a lot of other peoples.

That just may have scared away my morning wood... and a lot of other peoples.

Well it did kill any desire on my part to indulge in EAS that morning .

Unreasonably I know...

*involountary shuddering*

*involountary shuddering*

Yeah but bear it in mind if you ever give him an early morning reverse cowgirl, yeah?

You sir, are a trooper.

Yeah but bear it in mind if you ever give him an early morning reverse cowgirl, yeah?

*doesn't have little children* :p

Reminds me of the video of worms coming out from a womens nipple.

You can also get them from household pets, raw meat and unwashed fruit and veg!

"De Vermis Mysteriis" worm would be a somewhat more unplesent early morning encounter if that ripped out of the wifes poophole!.......think "Alien"

Jackketch there's no WAY I believe that you and your wife had time to have sex twice, take a shower AND have an additional orgasm all in one morning!:P

It's the kind of thing that scares away teenage boys. (women don't tend to pay attention to guys' asses, and if they do, they're quite hairy and it's hard to see much)
At least you have prepared some people who wouldn't have known about it.
Very easily fixable, luckily.

Yeah, what the FUCK was up with that.

I'm surprised you were able to keep going.. if I was about to have sex and I saw things coming out of the girl's cooch I'd feel ill.

How did you tell her about the worms?

what the fuck is wrong with the OP. He makes havign worms like not a problem or big deal. Well fuck you dude. Im in fucking AMERICA this isnt fucking germany where we like fondiling the little wormy hanging out of ur wifes bunghole.
This isnt the world of mr.scary(children show with the worm)

if you have worms ur are a dirty nasty fuck that eats nasty pigz under cooked or eats shit of the floor. And NO you dont pass worms to other people just like that!
You have to injest the eggs... and oh yea what country are you in again? Germany??? you wouldnt be partaking in eating your wifeys feces would you? thats the only way u could get the worms. You sick fuck u dont deserve to have children in same house. Fucking germans eat there wifes fecal matter even if worms are crawling around in dat shit.

^ fail

and oh yea... im sure the japs atleast make sure they dont have worms before partakng in having buckets of shit droped into there mouths

Haha, I wondered where the kidiots had gone..

lol ban. You're new here, aren't you?

*shudders* creepy stuff, reminds me why I don't like eating pork. :\

What harm do they do? Ive seen 'em before, in my shit when I was a kid, but I just wished they werent crawlin in my shit so i could poke them... I didn't go tell my doctor or anything.

Mother fucker.. im not new! I almost lost my hands from BB back in 2002 you gay fuck.. ive been servng up people who side with the weird fucker form germany that post a pic of a butthole with a worm coming out for a minute.

Look he just pranked all you fucks you dont even know it. i could come in here and post a goatse pic and put a whole bunch of german scat shit around it an you would all disscus for pages?
well if thats so all of you are worthless shits wastes of DNA.

The OP is a mod, the OP is a mod, the OP is a moooooooooooooood, the OP is a mod.

Now Im Even More Pissed Off. How The Fuck Is This Guy A Mod? Mods Should Be Down And Fucking Hip Like Me.

Im From The Fucking Hood. And This Fuck Si From Germany And Comes On Here And Post His Story About How He Wakes Up In The A.m And Feeds His Wifes Butthole Worms.

I was going to reply to this noob-bitch, but then I realized it's just going to be flames.
Jack, this is a good thread, just delete the nasty banter.

Mother fucker.. im not new! I almost lost my hands from BB back in 2002 you gay fuck.. ive been servng up people who side with the weird fucker form germany that post a pic of a butthole with a worm coming out for a minute.


Join Date: 2006-12-22

Yes suh, 2002.

Well this aint the 'hood, faggot, and nobody cares. Jack is a known and respected member, and you're some little 13yo shit who think's he tough shit on the 'net.

I had threadworm once, went to the local pharmacy and got some tablets to get rid of them.

Nah why should I bother about the teenage mouthings of some noob who couldn't pawn if you gave him an instructional manual and a set of three gold ones? (a reference he's probably too dumb to understand!)

As am I.

LOL. You're one of the least dumb people i've ever known! If you don't get it then its probably not an american thang.

3 gold balls are the traditional sign for a pawn shop.

LOL. You're one of the least dumb people i've ever known! If you don't get it then its probably not an american thang.

3 gold balls are the traditional sign for a pawn shop.

Hey, I'm an Unwilling Slave of Avarice and I got it. Perhaps talking to the folks across the pond has helped?

Are you sure that YOU arent the one with the creepy crawlers up your asshole?

i repeat, how did you tell her about the worms? how did the conversation go?

Yeah - I'm waiting for this as well. I know how my wife would react.....lol

Yeah - I'm waiting for this as well. I know how my wife would react.....lol

Well you need wait no longer!

Ich: " Schatzi s tut mer Leid awwer isch muss dir was saache. Heut frueh beim bumse hab isch bei Dir unnern.."

oh sorry my bad, you don't speak hessian?

:P

Dude I built my house from DIY in '99.

Jack, I salute you.

So after orgasm/sex/shower/breakfast/sex again it was off to the Doc's to get a deworming course.

Heilige Strohsack that's gross.

Oh, and this is one of the reasons I don't eat pork. Worm free since 1987.

Anyone else read the dancing worm right before the pic and expect a gif? lol

That's really icky..

I'm really paranoid about this now.. Way to go.. What are the symptoms? I don't know about you guys, but I can't see my own asshole.. How would I know if I had worms?

You have mirrors dont you?

lawl.

You have mirrors dont you?

I don't look at my asshole regularly, especially when I'm asleep or just waking up!

I don't look at my asshole regularly, especially when I'm asleep or just waking up!

Don't you? It's part of my morning routine.

*yawns* *scratches balls* *checks anus for worms* *goes and has a piss* etc.

Dude I built my house from DIY in '99.

You built a house at age ten?

If its really bad you can sometimes feel them.
I got them not long ago, couldnt be fucked going to the pharmacy to get the medication so I ate a shite tonne of raw chilli peppers and half a laxative, it worked, that is not however advisable because worms, left untreated, are a serious fucking business, they ate my cousins appendix.

Well you need wait no longer!

Ich: " Schatzi s tut mer Leid awwer isch muss dir was saache. Heut frueh beim bumse hab isch bei Dir unnern.."

oh sorry my bad, you don't speak hessian?

:P

you told us not to freak out about this sort of thing, and to tell our sexual partners in a way that won't make them feel so embarassed, so how did you do it? it's not a complicated question, and seems pretty important to this worm message you're trying to spread.

you told us not to freak out about this sort of thing, and to tell our sexual partners in a way that won't make them feel so embarassed, so how did you do it? it's not a complicated question, and seems pretty important to this worm message you're trying to spread.

Well the words are pretty unimportant. What is important is the tone.

I simply told her we were off to the doctor cos i has seen a worm coming out of her bum that morning while going down on her.

The point is as I didn't sound freaked or grossed out she wasn't either.

I said it the same way as I would have said "you've got a bit of rash on the back of your thighs, I'll get a different washing powder when I go to the store"

But my wife also worked as nurse for a couple of years and doesn't gross out easily anyway.