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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2007-05-28, 05:43
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Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Today I measured my cock while erect and it was barely over 3.5 inches. How badly will this affect my ability to provide sexual pleasure and stimulate a woman?
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# 2
2007-05-28, 05:49
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Probably not at all so stop worrying.
Remember vaginal penetration is not what does it for a lot of women.
And if it gives her something to laugh about in bed then, believe it or not, thats a big plus. Yes I am being serious, thats something adults know, something you learn with experience.
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# 3
2007-05-28, 05:50
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Quad-Consonant
Today I measured my cock while erect and it was barely over 3.5 inches. How badly will this affect my ability to provide sexual pleasure and stimulate a woman?
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Jesus wept for you.
As for your question, I think you'd best huff some raid then OD on heroin, because your life ain't worth livin'.
Well, actually wait a second. Is that your pen0r length in total or is it just your pen0r erection length, because if it is just your erection length (again not your total pen0r length) then you should be okay.
Last edited by uio3q; 2007-05-28 at 05:54.
Reason: Reread the quote.
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# 4
2007-05-28, 05:52
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Quad-Consonant
Today I measured my cock while erect and it was barely over 3.5 inches. How badly will this affect my ability to provide sexual pleasure and stimulate a woman?
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you poor white person...
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# 5
2007-05-28, 05:54
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Quad-Consonant
Today I measured my cock while erect and it was barely over 3.5 inches. How badly will this affect my ability to provide sexual pleasure and stimulate a woman?
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Thats pleanty wide enough for any girl.
You were measuring width, weren't you?
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# 6
2007-05-28, 13:33
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
I quite like small willies, post a pic if you're old enough and I will pass judgement!
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# 7
2007-05-28, 13:44
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
You could always use your tounge or fingers.
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# 8
2007-05-28, 14:05
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Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
All lesbians I know have 4+ inch cocks.
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# 9
2007-05-28, 14:41
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
You will get better at using your tongue and hands, which women like better anyway, and she'll also easily be able to deepthroat you. It's not that bad.
Also, try finding a midget wife.
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# 10
2007-05-28, 14:45
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
hhahha small dick boy girls LOVE huge dicks... whoever is saying they would rather be fingered than fucked by a nice 8 inch cock must be from asia or also posses a microcock
last time i checked up on google a micropenis (3.5 inches or smaller) pretty much means ur worthless for sex and would be hard to have kids.
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2007-05-28, 14:50 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
How old are you? if early teens then don't worry it'll grow. Girls are stupid, if you can bring them off really hard any way then they will love you.
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2007-05-28, 16:27 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Thats pleanty wide enough for any girl.
You were measuring width, weren't you?
the average girth is 4 inches...(circumference wise)
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#13
2007-05-28, 16:51 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Man, what did you do to piss off god THAT bad?
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2007-05-28, 18:19 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
HAHAHAHAHA. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. OH MY FUCKING GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Three and a half fucking inches? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm imagining you pulling down your pants and saying, "Hey baby, take a look at this masterpiece." Then the woman bursting into hysterical laughter as she fumbles for a magnification lens. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHA. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Dude, just try not to kill yourself over this. HAHAHAHAHA.
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2007-05-28, 18:57 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Awww don't be so mean to him..... it's not length that does it.... it's girth.... or at least thats what I've heard but I wouldn't know I've never been with a man with a small cock.
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2007-05-28, 19:03 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Enset
Awww don't be so mean to him..... it's not length that does it.... it's girth.... or at least thats what I've heard but I wouldn't know I've never been with a man with a small cock.
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that last bit pwn3d him so bad, now uv got him thinking girls NEVER go with guys with a small cock. |
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2007-05-28, 19:11 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Well, even if he can't get laid, he at least has a clear career path: circus freak-show!
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#18
2007-05-28, 19:15 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Extenders will be your friends.
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#19
2007-05-28, 19:28 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
that last bit pwn3d him so bad, now uv got him thinking girls NEVER go with guys with a small cock.
hahaha yeah I guess it did.
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2007-05-28, 19:42 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Ahh penis length the eternal question, that has puzzled mankind for centuries.
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#21
2007-05-28, 19:46 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Quad-Consonant
Today I measured my cock while erect and it was barely over 3.5 inches. How badly will this affect my ability to provide sexual pleasure and stimulate a woman?
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haha i made a troll thread saying my dick was 3 inches but i think you are serious haha. that sucks. yes it will affect you baby dick |
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#22
2007-05-28, 19:46 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Some like length as well as width... I've got a good ammount of length but I usually get complements on my width and how it makes em feel... that and supposidly I'm a really good with the equipment I got...
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#23
2007-05-28, 20:11 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
troll
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#24
2007-05-29, 00:29 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
You will get better at using your tongue and hands, which women like better anyway
Wrong, in my case at least.
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2007-05-29, 01:31 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
my dick is also only 3 inches...but some girls like it that thick.
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#26
2007-05-29, 01:33 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
rofl who in there right mind would post this on a public forum for thousands to see? dude, if ur in ur teens, dont worry itll grow(hopefully). im pretty sure u r considering your asking this and you dont seem like uve ever had any sexual experience but eh, idk. but 3.5 inches? dude...hope to god that your datin an azn, idt they would kno the diff neway, i mean hey, asians are the biggest population right? and with the equipment the men have, the chicks gotta have somethin in proportion....
that or you could always be the next Bob
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#27
2007-05-29, 01:49 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Docta?
All lesbians I know have 4+ inch cocks.
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#28
2007-05-29, 02:40 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Hey it may be a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
Works every time
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#29
2007-05-29, 03:25 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
you poor white person...
Sounds more like a chink to me.
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2007-05-29, 03:44 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
My penis is imaginary.
I carry it with me where ever I go.
Sometimes I like to poke people with it.
And they don't even know.
They're all like, "hey what's going on?"
And I'm like, "oh shit." and don't
Fall asleep until dawn.
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#31
2007-05-29, 04:28 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
My last growth spurt all happened in my penis. When I was 15 I measured it at 5 inches. Now at 21 it is 7.5 inches long and has a 6 inch circumference at the widest point. The last time I had sex it was terrible because she was way too tight. I got about 2 inches in and that was it. I pushed and pushed but could not get it any further in. I need a girl with roast beef curtains.
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#32
2007-05-29, 04:28 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
IT's all in your fucking head, get over it bro. Animals don't worry bout dick size and niether should your over analytical ass.
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#33
2007-05-29, 13:26 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
^^^^^^
Thats because most animals can lick their own!
Except maybe tortoise's and erm..............
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#34
2007-05-29, 13:34 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Giraffes?
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#35
2007-05-29, 13:53 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
^^^ I lol'ed.
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2007-05-29, 20:30 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
yes, it was rather lolsome
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#37
2007-05-29, 23:13 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
theres always Asian chinks
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#38
2007-05-30, 06:32 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
You best have a long tongue, make them orgasm form oral before u take your pants off, and make sure its dark, or maybe let her see it so your not met with an awkward comment like, "is it in yet?" But damn thats unlucky, 3.5...
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#39
2007-05-30, 07:45 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
every girl you'll ever be with will cheat on you.
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#40
2007-05-30, 22:21 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
damn dude my limp dicks bigger than that...
Still, if its that long, your either quite young, or very very very unlucky. Im pretty sure its the former though.
Dont worry, Quad-Consonant Jr. should grow a few more inches.
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2007-05-30, 23:13 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Punisher1012
every girl you'll ever be with will cheat on you.
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This has nothing to do with penis size. That's like saying men cheat on women because their tits are too small, or they're too loose, or some bullshit like that. People cheat because they get bored with one person. |
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#42
2007-05-31, 00:02 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Wow. I really hope for your sake that this is a troll thread. Or that you're 6 years old...
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#43
2007-05-31, 11:40 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
http://tinyurl.com/r9ahl
This is the only way to make it grow enough to satisfy a woman.
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#44
2007-05-31, 11:46 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
This has nothing to do with penis size. That's like saying men cheat on women because their tits are too small, or they're too loose, or some bullshit like that. People cheat because they get bored with one person.
I, uuh, wholeheartedly agree...
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#45
2007-05-31, 13:41 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Enigma2002
http://tinyurl.com/r9ahl
This is the only way to make it grow enough to satisfy a woman.
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Damn thats fucked up, sick fucks |
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#46
2007-06-02, 18:30 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Sick it may be, but I guarantee she'll love it
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2007-06-02, 19:01 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
Believe me sonshine, it depends on the woman, i've known a woman whos under 5ft tall take my 7 inch meat down to the balls with her legs around my shoulders, yet i've met a woman over 6ft who cant. No person is the same, if i had to estimate a guess i'd say anywhere about 6inch to 7 is ideal.
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2007-06-02, 20:40 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Enigma2002
http://tinyurl.com/r9ahl
This is the only way to make it grow enough to satisfy a woman.
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Hammatime! |
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2007-06-02, 21:02 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Hey it may be a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
Works every time
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Thats fucking hilarious!!!:D |
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#50
2007-06-02, 21:34 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
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Originally Posted by Quad-Consonant
Today I measured my cock while erect and it was barely over 3.5 inches. How badly will this affect my ability to provide sexual pleasure and stimulate a woman?
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1. You lucky bastard.
...but to answer your question...
2. Quick question :
...is the clitoris...
(a) More than 3.5 inches inside a woman?
(b) Less than 3.5 inches inside a woman?
...if you don't know the answer to that, you wouldn't need an answer to your question anyway, as your ability to provide sexual pleasure and stimulation to a woman would be a lost cause if you were 4'5 7/8". |
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2007-06-02, 21:40 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
theres always Asian chinks
...as opposed to, y'know, the other kind...
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2007-06-02, 21:53 |
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Re: Penis length necessary to satisfy a women?
murder/suicide
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