Both times I've hooked up with country girls it has turned out that they were baking up some cunt-rye. Two yeast infections within an 8 month period. Fuck country girls.

Fuck country girls.

No thanks, I don't want a yeast infection.

Ahhh...y'know...Cap'n Kirk is a country girl... I wonder how her yeast is doing?

Well, life on the farm is mighty laid back.

i had a country girlfriend. she got worms like 2 weeks after we first went out. and she kept texting me about them. until late into the night. then she got annoyed because I went to sleep on her because I didn't want to hear about the "colony in her ass".

Oh and before some lolsome joker comes along, no I didn't have worms and I didn't give them to her.

Horses pass on yeast infections.

And dogs give people worms.

I'd be thinking I wouldn't touch any country chicks after that......

My first girlfriend wanted to take my virginity (I didn't realise it at the time ) and dragged me into a barn filled with dried grass shit..straw..hay that kind stuff...

Which I'm allergic to :(

Makes me SNEEZE

Covering a girl in snot doesn't work...even with country girls.

Trust me on that.

This made me fall off my chair, +1 sir!

How does one get worms anyway?

This made me fall off my chair, +1 sir!

How does one get worms anyway?

Eating bad meat (and no that isn't a reference to awful oral sex!). Food prepared with unwashed hands, all the usual suspects.

Eating bad meat (and no that isn't a reference to awful oral sex!). Food prepared with unwashed hands, all the usual suspects.

Oh god, you don't have a fetish for ass worms like you do for dirty vaginas and little girls, do you?

Oh god, you don't have a fetish for ass worms like you do for dirty vaginas and little girls, do you?

Uhm look up the page....

Oh god, you don't have a fetish for ass worms like you do for dirty vaginas and little girls, do you?

and gingers?

Did your girlfriend with worms drag her butt around on the carpet like a dog?

lol (seriously) i can picture that, sadly.

Now you know where their pappies hide their moonshine stills.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaawwwwwwww!