is there any way to get really buzzed off of pot without actually smoking any of it?

Eat it, but make some cannabutter first, and then cook with that.

Peace.

vaporize that shit

Inject it into your cock.

I'm pretty sure that's considered smoking it..

Like The Doc said, eat it. But don't just eat the buds, there are different methods of preparation.

Here's some recipes.

I'd recommend to you to do the Cannabutter/Bud Butter and cook something up, or go the easy route and make a Leary Biscuit or two.

ooh i think i'll have to try one of them leary biscuits

if i cut open a burritto and put an eighth inside and sealed it back up and cooked it in the microwave would that work?

I've never tried it, so I can't give an opinion.

It might, but the reason Leary Biscuits work with cheese or peanut butter is the fat content. I'd say stick to the recipe for max effects.

Or you could make a quesadilla!

You don't need an eighth, by the way.. A gram or two would be plenty sufficient.

would a whole eighth have me blitzed out of my mind?

I'm not sure, but you really don't need that much. Just make like 3-4 Leary Biscuits with a .5 each or something, you'll be DAMN cool dude