So the other day my good friend invited me over to draw pictures and eat fried rice and watch basketball with him. When I got there he was sitting, looking at latina porn. Whatever, I sat down, watched a bit with him, then we got bored, went and ate some rice, came back, watched some more.

Now I could see what was coming from a mile away. We'd been in Costa Rica on a school trip last year you see, and one night in the hotel I put on a bit of a show for him and a couple other guys (a masturbation show.) Now me and Michael (that's the fellow's name), we're pretty tight. He wants to bang my good friend, we know all about eachother's sex lives, cry about global warming together, we get along alright, we're friends.

So this brown girl is rubbing her puss to mush on the screen, and he says to me he says "So, you feel like masturbating now?"
"Yeah, I do."
"You should."
"I will if you do."

So we sat and watched brown girls and masturbated and when he was finished he stood up and came on my tits, and I wasn't expecting it, so to get even I rubbed my fingers in his face.

Then we got cleaned up and dressed and went to catch the basketball game.

Now I don't know, it seemed pretty natural to me, but I told a couple of the girls about it, and they said it was the weirdest thing they'd ever heard of, how could I just do that with a guy!?

What do you think?

Sounds like you had fun. Not weird to me, but then again I'm a weird person.

Oh well. You should fuck next time, I kinda find I hard that he resisted, aha.

My partner and I usually just go down to the Vegan resturant and order huge plates of middle eastern food.
But your dates sound fun too!

It wasn't weird for you, it wasn't weird for him.

That's all that matters.

Fuck whatever anyone else says.

That's funny. pics would be cool. See if it changes the nature of your relationship at all. Like if you'll just skeet on each other everywhere and stuff.

FTW. The world needs more of this.

Every relationship is different - so long as you are both happy, thats all that counts!

Good luck to ya. You're both happy and comfortable.

I do that in front of my husband, but he won't ever do it in front of me.:(

Haha, not a single "that's fucked up" response. Is totse cleaning up?
Hell no.
Anyway. I think it's a bit odd; I would think that would lead to sex, but, like everyone else said, I'm happy if you're happy.

cry about global warming together

Hahaha... well said.

Not really weird if you're close. I personally don't have any relationships I'd be comfortable doing this in, but I can see it not being that strange with the right person. As long as neither of you are involved with other people. Then it would seem wrong.

Yes...I imagine you would be?

Now...I'll read the thread. :p

All that matters is what the other person in the relationship thinks.

I think it all sounds rather silly, but hey.... that's just me. :D

(shrugs)

Sometimes my love you are just soooo sensible its painful!

:P

And of course if you had been the OP then you'd have made sure there were soft towels to 'wipe up' with after....

As long as yall are comfortable with each other.

That's fucking awesome.

You should have had sex though, then posted pics.

QFT.

You sound like perfect friends and I'd love to have one like you.

You have a very good view of the world and life.

Also, screw your friends and their lack of understanding.

Latino pron!....... Fried rice!

How perverted is that.

Shocked I am young lady.

Of course...does she not know how bad Fried Rice is for you??!

So this brown girl is rubbing her puss to mush on the screen, and he says to me he says "So, you feel like masturbating now?"
"Yeah, I do."
"You should."
"I will if you do."

So we sat and watched brown girls and masturbated and when he was finished he stood up and came on my tits, and I wasn't expecting it, so to get even I rubbed my fingers in his face.

Then we got cleaned up and dressed and went to catch the basketball game.
LOL this is fucking weird and anyone who says "liek dat's natural as long as you liek dig it" is fucking weird too.

Then again you've always been kinda weird so I guess it's standard.

Dammit! Masturbation show on a field trip!? Where were girls like you when I was in high school?

Where were girls like you when I was in high school?
.... masturbating perhaps?

Oh man that kicks mega ass. We need more girls like this in the world.

Isn't that the truth.

um, why did you put on a masturbation show for a bunch of guys?

idk, every person should be able to be sexually free...but at some point it passes the point of freedom to the point of slutiness. just my opinion...

haha you are a low self esteem having whore lmao. Who the fuck says "you feel like masturbating now?" haha and the best art is you answered yes i do hahahahhahahaha

i giggled, because i totally didn't expect you to say any of that and it sounds ever so odd :)

Agreed man.

Bad porn is right...*shutter*

We'd been in Costa Rica on a school trip last year you see, and one night in the hotel I put on a bit of a show for him and a couple other guys (a masturbation show.)

Wow. I guess I'm now the totse prude, considering I think you're a complete whore.

But for a while that would make you interesting enough to hang out with and actually pay attention to; but only until it got old.

And sluts get old and undesirable really fast Kirk.

And sluts get old and undesirable really fast Kirk.


Why was it slutty to do something enjoyable?

It's not like she fucked the guy, it was consensual masterbation..even if the end was a bit weird.



I'd caution you though kirky, dont let these people use you more than you want to be used.Because they'll turn selfish and hurt you in the end, it's human nature.

Why was it slutty to do something enjoyable?


You don't think putting on a masturbation show for a bunch of guys in a hotel room is slutty? Even ignoring all the other threads I've read where she's so casually fucking ever guy she knows.

I'm just saying I wouldn't touch it.

Who the fuck gave me negative rep and told me to learn how to spell. I didn't type a P in the word part and i am a bad speller? fuck you whore bag

What the fuck are you talking about? ^^^

what it fucking says asshole read it and use your fucking brain

...That is pretty fucking weird.

Not bad.... and not saying I wouldn't appreciate it if I was in the same situation (wait, actually I dunno if I would :p) but daym... that's certainly a weird date-story.

Yeh.... weird.

Haha, not a single "that's fucked up" response. Is totse cleaning up?

Goddamnit. now i have to be the one to say it.

That's fucked up.

Goddamnit. now i have to be the one to say it.

That's fucked up.Go eat some more fucking benadryl.

Please...put my chains back on. I'm too lazy to do it myself.

Holy shit, I've been gone from Totse for too long. Since when did yoyobek become a moderator? Props though.

Also, kirk, there is nothing wrong with what you did. Then again, everything Robert Heinlein said about sex I agree with, so I pass no moral judgement on you.

wait, are you actually dating? and do you have sex too? cause just randomly masturbating is kinda random. Oh well.