ok, so this situation has been recurring for a long long time, for as long as i can remember (this year though).
This is a story about a girl in my math class.

hokay, so to my left is one of my best firnds, and right in front of me is one of my best friends. To my right, there is this one girl. My whole class is all seniors (ap calculus), but the girl right next to me is the only junior in the class, and she's way smarter than most of the people in my class. The entire class i am basically just talking constantly with my two friends, while the girl who sits next to me just sits there saying nothing. She doesnt know anyone cause she's the junior.

Now, this is very akward most of the time. I really want to talk to her but i am very intimidated, as she is extremely pretty and very smart.

what should i do?

im tired of feeling akward everyday. It's cramping my enjoyment of my last few weeks of highschool.

Touch her tra-la-la.

I'm sorry man maybe you spelled,typed or pronounced a word wrong in front of her? Lawl

One day after class just walk up to her and ask "Wanna Fuck? Wanna Sex0r?"

Maybe it will work. I've never tried that line before.

Fuck....have no idea.

Well, there's the whole Alcohol and/or other drugs things haha

Hmmm........fuck.

Kill her and bury her corpse. Well, bury it after you've raped it of course.

just try talking to her by saying hi. Or you can always ask her for help on a question and start from there.

It should be easy to talk to her, but if you need some help just ask her to help you with a question or something. Make up an excuse to talk to her, like can you borrow a pen or something. Start small :p then, you can take your sorry ass to Sex&Affection.

You have secretly fallen in love with her and now this is your denial speaking up. I recommend flowers, chocolates and a date. That's the only way it's ever going to really go away. Otherwise you'll live with it for the rest of your life.

Touch her tra-la-la.


Her ding-sing-song? :o

ask about her vagina?

It should be easy to talk to her, but if you need some help just ask her to help you with a question or something. Make up an excuse to talk to her, like can you borrow a pen or something. Start small :pt.

exactly

thats waty too hard.
Im afraid to look at her.

Hmmm, hate being the guy that says the obvious but start a conversation. I can start a conversation with just about anyone extremely easily but I tend not to with girls I am interested in because I am scared I will either fuck up or give them the wrong impression. Is it the same kind of problem with you too or do you have problems with talking to people in general as well?

holy fuck there are some wieners on this board.

SMACK YOUR DICK ON HER DESK AND TELL HER TO TAKE HER RULER TO IT!!!!

just simply be like "hey my name is blah blah blah hows it going?" shouldnt be too hard, just that 1 sentence and your golden, just and get your friends into the conversation.

Of course.

You really want to knock this chick up? Just be a royal asshole.

Haha, just kidding, sort of...


Just be confident, how would you talk to one of your guy friends?
It's kind of like tha, just don't bring up the same stuff.

You're going to get rejected, but you hit on 10 broads to get somewhere with one or two.

And from the sound of it, you should expect lower odds than that.

Or you could try slapping your tool on the table and asking her to take her ruler to it...I'm laughing all over myself now...

Touch her tra-la-la.


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Ask her if she wants to come to your house and lick some powdered flunitrazepam from your cock.

Think about it this way: you don't know her friends, you don't know her, and if she suddenly ran away from you, it really wouldn't affect you in any other way.

You've got nothing to lose by talking to her, really. Not taking initiative is almost as bad as being rejected, because it shows you've already given up.

Ask her for help on a question. If she seems keen on helping you out, then take it from there. If she sort of brushes you off, doesn't seem interested, then kill everyone in the room..

Or you could just never talk to her again.

The exam is over. What are you kids doing in class now?
Anyway, on the last day, or at graduation, tell her congrats, and you'd like to hang out with her over the summer, and ask for her number. Grow some balls and do it.