Does anyone else run a secret second life, in which looks mean nothing to them? I am constantly making relationships with girls well below me, who I know have a crush on me, and then leaving the relationship of a cliffhanger ending with a heart emoticon and a wink....just in case.

Just in case, one day, all my assholish behavior decides to karma-fuck me, and I end up badly disfigured or fat etc. Obviously no attractive girl would want my disgusting self, but these lower rung girls may stick it out, simply for the memories of your beautiful face, or a false hope you may one day return to normal.

Even if you aren't physically fucked up, your reputation may get blown in some way, and no respectable would be seen within 10 feet of you. But guess what? These girls still live with their parents, and want you to "take their flower" and "make love" to them. All in secret of course. You don't risk any comeback reputation you may attempt to build in the future, and you get satisfactory sexual and social gratification in the mean time.

...and I end up badly disfigured or fat etc.

Are you joking or do you realize that those pamphlets on obesity you doctor gave you were for YOU? You're really starting to scare me with this fantasy world you're creating. Do you realize you're a forty year old man named Winston or have you forgotten that, too?

Are you joking or do you realize that those pamphlets on obesity you doctor gave you were for YOU? You're really starting to scare me with this fantasy world you're creating. Do you realize you're a forty year old man named Winston or have you forgotten that, too?

I weigh 130 pounds soaking wet. What a dumb post you have made.

I weigh 130 pounds soaking wet. What a dumb post you have made.

Your horoscope says you will have an epiphany soon and a weight watcher's dessert.

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Yes, only for the simple reason that they might have nice looking friends.

So what you're trying to say is you're sewing seeds with girls that aren't very attractive in case you get disfigured in an accident and have a back up plan to fall back on.

Well that is odd.. but fair enough.. just don't lead them on into believing that they're gonna have you any time soon.

and then leaving the relationship of a cliffhanger ending with a heart emoticon and a wink

Nothing of any interest has ever ended with an emoticon.

NOthing that happens on the internet classifys as a relationship. You want to talk to ugly girls go right ahead. I find it hard not to make fun of ugly people when they're close to me (on the bus, on the street etc) and really hard to fake an interest. I've never talked to ugly girls and never will. They're one of the fruits I'll never taste necter from. If they're rich or something I'd do it. Or go over to their house, bang them, then set it up so their house would be easy to break into.

That is the whole point though. In their minds, it has to always be "today is the day he going to ask me out!" They need to be yours, and only yours. What if you get fucked up, and they have moved on? People are getting disfigured every day, don't let them steal your woman.

Nothing of any interest has ever ended with an emoticon.

Clearly you are new to the internet.

So what will you if you ever get horribly disfigured/disabled/discredited?

So what will you if you ever get horribly disfigured/disabled/discredited?

Rely on my personality and mad game I guess.

I did break my back and heel once (fell down an elevator shaft, long story) and had to break up with my girlfriend because sex was a physical impossibility. I had to explain to her like 17 times why it would sever my spine and after explaining it so many times i got frusterated and was like fuck it. However being in a wheelchair is fucking pimp. Girls are always incredibly nice to you and I got quite a few numbers. At least being in a wheelchair is noticable to women and non threatening. Waitresses would flirt with me and shit which was always fun.

If I got disfigured (seems unlikely) I'd try to become some model of courage and beef up however I got disfigured into some crazy story of heroism that'd get me laid. If I got discredited (became a snitch) I'd move. See you don't have to resort to fucking people below your league just because you're scared of some future event.

Rely on my personality and mad game I guess.

I did break my back and heel once (fell down an elevator shaft, long story) and had to break up with my girlfriend because sex was a physical impossibility. I had to explain to her like 17 times why it would sever my spine and after explaining it so many times i got frusterated and was like fuck it. However being in a wheelchair is fucking pimp. Girls are always incredibly nice to you and I got quite a few numbers. At least being in a wheelchair is noticable to women and non threatening. Waitresses would flirt with me and shit which was always fun.

If I got disfigured (seems unlikely) I'd try to become some model of courage and beef up however I got disfigured into some crazy story of heroism that'd get me laid. If I got discredited (became a snitch) I'd move. See you don't have to resort to fucking people below your league just because you're scared of some future event.

Your story is flawed. Getting attention via sympathy is something girls do for social reasons. They dont care about you, and would not put out. Being truly disabled in a wheel chair is not pimp at all. You have to wear a fucking diaper, could need people to wipe your ass depending on the situation, cant feel your cock or get a hard on etc.

Personality and game is something decent looking people think helps them. In reality, decisions are 65% based on your looks. Even with the best personality in the world, you are still going to be trying to bag uggies. The sad part being that even they will shut you down, because you never gave them the time of day when you were normal.

Your story is flawed. Getting attention via sympathy is something girls do for social reasons. They dont care about you, and would not put out. Being truly disabled in a wheel chair is not pimp at all. You have to wear a fucking diaper, could need people to wipe your ass depending on the situation, cant feel your cock or get a hard on etc.

Personality and game is something decent looking people think helps them. In reality, decisions are 65% based on your looks. Even with the best personality in the world, you are still going to be trying to bag uggies. The sad part being that even they will shut you down, because you never gave them the time of day when you were normal.

Man, you're quite wrong. Wheelchairs are chick magnets. Even if a girl just fakes sympathy (which rarely happened they'd just pay more attention to you) then that's half the battle. If a girl starts talking to me I'm always confident that I can spark her interest and seem more desirable than I actually am. There are ways in any given situation to improve your odds of getting pussy. I told girls I'd take them out when my back got better. One girl offered to do all the work and said she'd never fucked anyone in a wheelchair before. So I made a joke about a possible sex position. Too bad after I could walk I started doing coke again. And I never wore a diaper and got anyone to wipe my ass though that would be pretty sweet. You can feel your cock and get a hard on but it hurt at first. Cathater's are the most evil invention known to man and they screwed me up. THe first bj my girl gave me hurt but I had to tough it out.

Yes, sexual decisions are based on looks a lot but you can appear a lot sexier than you are. I can honestly say I have no problem getting girls and have never bagged an uggo. I've fucked girls I'm not proud to say I have because they're slutty and I'm weak. I have done girls who I can fairly say were "out of my league" due to me being me.

And isn't that last part from some nursery rhyme or something? THe boy who cried skank or something? I dunno...

Man, you're quite wrong. Wheelchairs are chick magnets. Even if a girl just fakes sympathy (which rarely happened they'd just pay more attention to you) then that's half the battle. If a girl starts talking to me I'm always confident that I can spark her interest and seem more desirable than I actually am. There are ways in any given situation to improve your odds of getting pussy. I told girls I'd take them out when my back got better. One girl offered to do all the work and said she'd never fucked anyone in a wheelchair before. So I made a joke about a possible sex position. Too bad after I could walk I started doing coke again. And I never wore a diaper and got anyone to wipe my ass though that would be pretty sweet. You can feel your cock and get a hard on but it hurt at first. Cathater's are the most evil invention known to man and they screwed me up. THe first bj my girl gave me hurt but I had to tough it out. .

I am not talking about a broken back, I am talking about being paralyzed. When you are paralyzed from the waist down, you can not feel your cock, nor get it up. Broken backs heal, so they are irrelevant to my mission. I am talking about a life long condition of ugliness or disability.

The only guys in wheel chairs who can pull it off are genuinely nice guys. They are also not welcome in this thread. Karma won't affect them negatively.

I am not talking about a broken back, I am talking about being paralyzed. When you are paralyzed from the waist down, you can not feel your cock, nor get it up. Broken backs heal, so they are irrelevant to my mission. I am talking about a life long condition of ugliness or disability.

The only guys in wheel chairs who can pull it off are genuinely nice guys. They are also not welcome in this thread. Karma won't affect them negatively.

Not true man, go watch rollerball. They're all paralyzed and can fuck. If you count on getting a disfiguring injury chances are it'll happen. I pulled off the wheelchair thing but I'm not a genuinely nice guy. Someone called me that a couple weeks ago and it blew my mind.

Don't resort to banging girls below you because if they're the company you keep you'll find yourself getting fuglier too.