Anyone know how?

Anyone know how?

Liquid Nitrogen.

Either that, or throw a rooster in the freezer.

Or I spose start fucking girls instead of yo papa!

try hitting it with a hammer to stregnthen it.

Actually folks, this could be a serious request from a guy, wanting to know how he can make other guys cocks harder.

Sorry dude - I thought you were taking the piss. Now I know you are serious, I can't really help you, other than saying start hanging around gay bars.....

Nah this guys probably the type who'd buy those "herbal enhancement" things you get in half your e-mails. I wish I thought of that then I'd be a millionaire.

The only thing you can do is look at sexier women and stay away from microwaves.

Hahahahahah no really is there anyway either then the whole bull shit pill thing.

my dick seems to get hardest when i really need to take a piss... like when i wake up in the morning

The two are unrelated.

Jelqing and flexing the PC muscle, trust me - it does work, i do it.

Google it if you have no idea what i'm on about.

Duh, cock rings. Like jelqing only.. not as difficult, rediculous, or unpleasant.

PC exercises are beneficial to both sexes and can especially aid men with stamina and prostate health, but they have nothing to do with the hardness or strength of a man's erection.

PC exercises are beneficial to both sexes and can especially aid men with stamina and prostate health, but they have nothing to do with the hardness or strength of a man's erection.

I disagree, purely because before i started to do PC exercises, my cock would be hard yeah, but i could bend it even a little bit, now i've been doing PC exercises for a few weeks the difference is unreal, its like an iron rod when erect, plus my stamina has gone up too, can go for alot longer now. Plus it looks alot more 'musclular' and veiny, from Jelqs.

Some Viagra would help.

ya pc excersizes do help a lot seriously they do been doing it for about a month and totally notice a difference.

Any benefits gained from PC exercises involving the strength of your erection, and the blood flow to your erection, is totally psychological i.e. placebo. Why would strengthening a muscle do anything to increase the blood flow and blood pressure to your penis?

It doesn't. Maybe jelqing, but not PC exercises.

why does lifting weights increase your blood flow to your muscles ummm i don't know same concept.

K so what are these pc exersizes?

Caffeine.

It increases your heart rate and gets your blood pumping faster.

So basically drink a lot of strong tea/coffee.

In all seriousness, nitroglycerin.

Probably a bad idea though. ...probably.

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OMG dude there is somthing for sure wrong with that guy/\

Someone on here tried that already. It did make it really hard, but they used 2 drops of nitroglycerin, and they had a pounding headache. Not recommended.

Rub your throat...

Ohh, your cock. Your doomed to a chode. Now get back to playing tonsil hockey.

are you a fat guy?

Get ripped and your cirulation will improve.

No im wondering what those pc exersizes are anyone know?

If you wanna know about PCs, google them. Or google kegels. JFGI.
But as to the haters, the PC muscle has absolutely nothing to do with the penis itself. It rests at the base. It does not have arterial connetions with the penis (at least I do not believe so).

Stamina, not blood flow/blood retention. You want that, jelq or take drugs.

Pressure from the bladder on the prostate. Causes an involuntary erection. Also, possible to do this through the rectum, but thats for a different time and place.

And the nitroglycerin. Some guy in BB tried this last summer. The result: Pain. And a raging erection, but yeah. Not worth it. I'll say... hmm... alchohol? Vasodialtor- more blood flow. Harder, but detumesces (the term for when an erection goes away) faster I believe.

Step 1: Take Rooster.

Step 2: Place Rooster in Freezer.

Step 3: Take out stiff cock.

Nitroglycerin will definitely make a cock harder as it dilates the blood vessels. Just don't use too much otherwise your penis will burst.

Stop smoking, eat a healthy balanced diet and get plenty of regular excersise.

Seriously.

Nitroglycerin will definitely make a cock harder as it dilates the blood vessels. Just don't use too much otherwise your penis will burst.

A fellow totsean tried that. Naturally, he wasn't very careful with measurements. Nitroglycerin spreads to your brain quite quickly. So both his pen0r and his head felt like they were going to explode. Dilating blood vessels in the head increases the pressure in your skull. You never ever want to experience this, trust me (on the head part)

Caffeine.

It increases your heart rate and gets your blood pumping faster.

So basically drink a lot of strong tea/coffee.

Nope. Caffeine is a stimulant thus a vasoconstrictor. Meaning blood vessels in your extremities are closed off. You might as well be doing MDMA. If you can manage to get it up it'll be rock hard...but good luck.

As a side note, what about taking a stimulant for some extra dopamine fun and applying a very very low concentration nitro containing cream to the pen0r?

Er..disregard me. This is sort of the wrong forum for this kind of post.

called a morningwood lol

called a morningwood lol

ORLY? What exactly does the term for it have to do with the cause of it?

Pressure from the bladder on the prostate. Causes an involuntary erection.

It's for this reason that I find that it's hardest in the morning is all I meant.

think thats bad? how bout blue ball guy shooting out a beer stein of jizz.

GINGKO BILOBA

fo real

Anyone know how?

what i do is think of little kids and anal screwing them
its fun =D

ORLY? What exactly does the term for it have to do with the cause of it?



It's for this reason that I find that it's hardest in the morning is all I meant.

well piss before you black out from your heavy drinking like i do and youll be ok mate
lol

well piss before you black out from your heavy drinking like i do and youll be ok mate
lol


He's talking about morning wood.