I haven't been in the mood to deal with women, and I want to make them leave me alone. What could I do? [Becoming unhealthy/dirty are not valid options.]

Whatever you do , do NOT make the 'mistake' of telling them you're gay.

Thats the pussy magnet number one. Girls then either want to mother or 'convert' you.

If not washing isn't an option then try the garlic diet (anything you want to eat as long as it has garlic on it).

You'll never get laid (unless she's french) and you won't need to fear vampires either, so its a win-win.

I'm gay. What could I do? [Becoming unhealthy/dirty are not valid options.]

You are a disgrace. Please go have a vasectomy to stop the gay genes from spreading. In fact, get your whole family to do it.

You are a disgrace. Please go have a vasectomy to stop the gay genes from spreading. In fact, get your whole family to do it.


Being gay and not wanting to be bothered by ditsy girls every other minute are two completely different things.

Being gay and not wanting to be bothered by ditsy girls every other minute are two completely different things.

How old are you? Still at school? If so it is an american one i bet.

Go emo. Could work.

Apart from that, it's avoidance all the way as far as I can see.
I've been in the situation where ditzy bitches wouldn't bugger off and leave me alone and as far as I can fathom, avoidance works best.

You could always just tell them, to their faces "Fuck off and leave me alone. You have no idea how much your presense annoys me!"

After you ignore them for a while, they'll get the message.

Maybe you should start punching them in the faces.
They would leave then.

bathe in vinengar.

Word.
Show them no attention and they should just stop giving it to you.At least thats how it is with me.

just deal with it be glad they like you cause you cud be mea loser fuck id love for girls to pay attion to me and shit so let me say don't take postive attion for granted most loser guys would LOVE to be where you are and have girls like and pay attion to them.

I call troll.

This is just like guys bragging about penis sizes - the louder someone brags, the smaller their member most likely is.

"Oh no - girls won't leave me alone". In other words "I wanna look kewl on the net - lets try and make everyone think I am l33t and have to beat the women off with a bat".

Sorry dude - prove me wrong though.

bathe in vinengar.

Wouldn't work here in the UK.

Is there a more erotic smell than Chips with vinegar??!

('chips'= 'fries' for the non english speakers among us)

Wouldn't work here in the UK.

Is there a more erotic smell than Chips with vinegar??!

('chips'= 'fries' for the non english speakers among us)

Fries and vinegar is fucking disgusting. I don't how people eat that shit, its fuckin' nasty. I'd rather eat a dead cat then that shit.

What about you do you think makes you seem most attractive? Work it out and cover it up(best way, in my opinion. I never go down the road by work without trousers on, saves me getting yelled at in broken english by asians and kosovans. It only happens there though).
Do something crap with your hair and wear an ugly jacket.
Or sniffle a lot like a pedophile, the kinda sniff that involves your mouth and a slurping noise and is just full on disgusting.
If they're still not put off, relate everything they say to your girlfriend until they get sick of it and realise they don't have a chance.

Fries and vinegar is fucking disgusting. I don't how people eat that shit, its fuckin' nasty. I'd rather eat a dead cat then that shit.
Dead cats go great with vinegar.