It was my first time out to a party in a damn long time. I needed some sex bad and I knew that "LOCAL SEX - FIND A SEX PARTNER" wasn't the answer (if I didn't want some fat whore transvestite rolling on top of me.)

So a couple of mates take me out to this great club. I walk in and immediately this really hot slut catches my eye. After about 30 minutes on the piss, I finally muster up the courage to go and talk to her. I start off by introducing myself and making some small talk. I didn't get sex that night, but I got the next best thing.. her number.

Her friends and my friends got together quite often after that, we all got along great, but I wanted alone time with her. I thought hard about asking her out on a date, 1 on 1. But her body language was really mixed and it was hard to tell whether she dug me or not.

I didn't want to make a fool of myself, I really liked this girl. I got talking with one of her friends and I casually asked what Tara thought of me. She replied with the following "She thinks your cute and boyfriend material, but she reckons you have yellow teeth.." Yellow teeth? What the fuck was this shit I was hearing? Even though it was completely ridiculous, I went to my dentist and got a price on how much it would be to get my teeth whitened..

That same day, I withdrew $1,200 out of my bank account. I was saving that money for a car, but if it got me the woman of my dreams, then so be it. After a few sessions with the dentist, I arranged a date with Tara. We went to watch some bs movie about some bs, I don't remember exactly what it was about, but after it, what I do remember, is her commenting on how unnaturally white my teeth looked. I quickly ducked into the bathroom, got out my mobile, and abused the shit out of her friend for bsing me and blowing my $1,200. She admitted to me that she liked me all along.

I calmly walked out of the bathroom, slapped the bitch in the face and called her a hoe, drove straight to the stupid bitches house and got some sex from her. Never to see either of them again. So overall, I got what I set out to do (get some sex), but it wasn't with the girl I had originally hoped. Is it just me or are girls getting more idiotic? If it weren't for my penis fitting nicely in their vagina, they'd be useless.

Son,

1..NEVER NEVER NEVER believe something her girlfriends tell you about her-be it good or bad.

2.Always be man enough to ask her yourself.

And since when did Ozzies have the american obsession about white teeth?

My teeth look like a shit covered Stonehenge on a foggy day and it ain't never caused me any problems and I've known some stunning australian girls.

Thread starter:You're the idiotic one if you think that the answer to your disgusting teeth lies in money and expensive dentistry rather than a fucking toothbrush.

I'm sure google will tell you all about such an exciting item!



And you're pretty fucking stupid if you still bent over backwards after a bitch supposedly said something so stupid and judgemental.


And I very much doubt you got sex at all. If you hit that girl, she'd have been on the phone to all her friends stat.

You're full of shit you pathetic asshole.

^pms.

I dunno if I'd ever slap the "woman of my dreams" in the face.

There's nothing more important than dental hygiene.

Do you know a better was of saying "I love you"?

Stupid modem! SONIC BOOM!

Stop getting so emotional and riled up. I needed a quick fix, which was, expensive dentistry. She probably did get on the phone to all her friends, but as I said, I never saw any of them again.. So I don't give a shit.

40 dollars of crest whitestrips weren't going to do it for you? What I'm reading here is that you tried to buy a fuck for a thousand dollars. Average hookers usually go for less than that.

You silly bastard...You spent all that cash to impress a chick?!

First off, brush your teeth...If she thought they were yellow, brush them!

Secondly, if it's still not good enough, tell her to fuck off...It ain't worth the hassle...Even if you do think she's the girl of your dreams. It doesn't matter how hot a woman is, there's a man somewhere who's tired of her shit!

My teeth are a bit yellow from smoking unfiltered roll-ups for the last 8 years. I still get women swooning over me...It's all about your attitude.

You are so fucking stupid. Why would you change anything about yourself for a woman? Even if you really care about your teeth more than a car and you knew the girl had a tooth fetish or something you really are a fucking tool.

Seriously, you need to wake the fuck up. Did your Dad ever tell you women talk for the sake of doing so?

I'm calling BS on this thread, it's too stupid to be real.

Australian girls are always overtanned.