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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-23, 02:04
pepper23 pepper23 is offline
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Default Condom Holders

Post your own improvised condom holders/ideas for condom holders here.

I made one out of a chicklet-style pack of gum. I cut out a section in the middle for a condom to fit in. You can slide the gum plastic out and see the condom but to the naked eye it looks/feels like a standard gum pack. It fits perfectly. It looks perfectly ordinary to the naked eye and also protects the condom from damage.

I have also heard of using an old Gameboy cartridge case.

What other items have you seen to conceal/protect your rubbers?
 #2 
Old 2007-05-23, 02:09
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Condoms are GAY
 #3 
Old 2007-05-23, 02:21
pepper23 pepper23 is offline
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Uh huh...

So STIs and unwanted pregnancies are "cool"??
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Old 2007-05-23, 03:23
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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I usually just use one of these to carry my condoms:

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6171/spiderwomanav2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
 #5 
Old 2007-05-23, 03:38
rio bravo rio bravo is offline
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Altoids tin.
 #6 
Old 2007-05-23, 04:43
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Originally Posted by pepper23
Uh huh...

So STIs and unwanted pregnancies are "cool"??


I'd not have sex before I wore a condom. I'm not all that into casual sex with a girl that could have an STD or whatever the acronym is nowadays.

What it is.
 #7 
Old 2007-05-23, 04:50
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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My wallet and my dresser drawer.
 #8 
Old 2007-05-23, 04:53
i11uminati i11uminati is offline
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A pocket. I have no need to conceal condoms. Actually, I really don't have any need for them right now. The girlfriend is on birth control and we're both totally clean.
 #9 
Old 2007-05-23, 11:22
pepper23 pepper23 is offline
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Yeah, but they tend to get a little crumpled in your pants. My gum-case protects them from damage as well. Maybe I'll post pics.
 #10 
Old 2007-05-23, 13:50
Wmupilot Wmupilot is offline
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You still need to be careful with heat if it's in your pocket. Even the best container will make it break down, if it gets too warm for too long.

I just keep them in the dresser, but I'm married.
 #11 
Old 2007-05-23, 14:45
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Pocket when needed/chance of needing, dresser otherwise. Don't see why the hell I'd hide them, and they're in a pocket or wallet maybe 12 hours or less so hey, no damage.
 #12 
Old 2007-05-23, 17:26
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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I keep one in my wallet, and a handful in one of my dressers
 #13 
Old 2007-05-23, 18:28
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Pocket
 #14 
Old 2007-05-23, 19:57
pepper23 pepper23 is offline
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I just keep them in the dresser, but I'm married.

Well yeah, but in my case usually we sex at my house, but sometimes we will get it on at her house or at a party.

In which case I would need to bring one with me. I just think that protecting them against possible punctures/mooshing around would be a good idea.
 #15 
Old 2007-05-23, 21:01
Veritas Aequitas Veritas Aequitas is offline
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A case of Lucky's skateboard bearings.
 #16 
Old 2007-05-23, 23:32
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I keep mine on top of the hotel fridge my brother nicked years ago that sits beside my bed.

I don't carry them around because I'm with someone and...Well...Self explanitory.
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Old 2007-05-24, 02:45
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I keep mine on top of the hotel fridge my brother nicked years ago that sits beside my bed.

Do tell more: that sounds like an interesting story.
 #18 
Old 2007-05-24, 03:37
Pissslit Pissslit is offline
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Jesus what the hell ever happened to people just leaving the condoms in their vehicle? The glove compartment works just fine.
 #19 
Old 2007-05-24, 05:00
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pissslit
Jesus what the hell ever happened to people just leaving the condoms in their vehicle? The glove compartment works just fine.


Your assuming most people on here are old enough to drive, actually have sex regularly enough to warrant a pack of condoms, and old enough to not have to hide things from mummy, daddy and their siblings.....

I stopped assuming that ages ago, and Totse makes a whole lot more sense now.
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Old 2007-05-24, 05:14
Pissslit Pissslit is offline
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Your assuming most people on here are old enough to drive, actually have sex regularly enough to warrant a pack of condoms, and old enough to not have to hide things from mummy, daddy and their siblings.....

I stopped assuming that ages ago, and Totse makes a whole lot more sense now.

Yes i did assume that the average person on here was indeed old enough to drive (i figured 16 at leats) but even then whats so embarassing about getting caught with condoms even if one is young? i remember when i was quite young i still had condoms that my parents found and they just told me that its better to be safe than sorry.
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Old 2007-05-24, 10:54
pepper23 pepper23 is offline
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Yes i did assume that the average person on here was indeed old enough to drive (i figured 16 at leats) but even then whats so embarassing about getting caught with condoms even if one is young? i remember when i was quite young i still had condoms that my parents found and they just told me that its better to be safe than sorry.

Heh, maybe you have cool parents... But others may ground their children/teens for life.

And also, they main point of this isn't to HIDE the condoms, but to PROTECT them when you are carrying them. Nobody wants a pinhole in their rubber.
 #22 
Old 2007-05-24, 23:40
jackdaniels jackdaniels is offline
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I just keep one in my wallet when I have one.
 #23 
Old 2007-05-24, 23:58
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Why would you need a holder?
It's not as if you're going to be doing THAT many girls in one night, just keep it in your pocket.
 #24 
Old 2007-05-25, 00:33
Chibi Shinigami Chibi Shinigami is offline
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Keeping condoms in your pocket or in a wallet can cause it to develop tiny holes, which in turn can keep it from doing its job.

That being said, if it's only there for a very short time [<2-3 days] then it would likely be fine.
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Old 2007-05-25, 00:37
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Do tell more: that sounds like an interesting story.

Quick version: He was in the army, coming home for a while, stopped on the road near a little little hotel that was being renovated, wandered in and wandered out with a fridge.

He gave it to me when he moved to his new place because he didn't need it anymore.

It's now my condom pedestal. Such a great thing for a hotel fridge to become.
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Old 2007-05-25, 00:40
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Keeping condoms in your pocket or in a wallet can cause it to develop tiny holes, which in turn can keep it from doing its job.

That being said, if it's only there for a very short time [>2-3 days] then it would likely be fine.

Learn your fucking > and < symbols. > is greater than, while < is less than
 #27 
Old 2007-05-25, 03:33
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Altoids tin.

QUOTED For Motherfucking TRUTH!!!
 #28 
Old 2007-05-25, 13:47
elewton elewton is offline
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I keep condoms EVERYWHERE.
In a bowl beside my bed. More in a box underneath. I my wallet and backpack. In strategic locations where I live.

Dr Seuss could write a fucking poem about me.
 #29 
Old 2007-05-25, 14:50
KABar KABar is offline
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Inbetween my Hemp lotion and Texas Pete bottles.
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Old 2007-05-29, 05:03
resnizac resnizac is offline
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my glovebox?

Why are you trying to hide your rubbers? whats the big deal?

Some girl is going to think youre a kidiot if you pull a condom out of a chiclets wrapper or your fucking nintendo.
 #31 
Old 2007-05-29, 05:38
LazerViperMouth LazerViperMouth is offline
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You guys need to just put them in your cars glove compartment.


I remember this joke about a guy who was getting married to a girl who had a REALLY hot sister.
So when their were gonna get married he's home alone with his sister and she's in her panties and trying to seduce him.
So he walks out and leaves and the dad is outside and he tells him how happy he is that his daughter has found the right man.

And the lesson was to leave condoms in your car.
 
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