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[mvpena]

That guy is full of shit. I've been to 2 Christian camps. Christian camps are for horny little pre teens who want to get away from mom and dad for the weekend to some remote place where they'll be with other horny little pre teens. Although Christian camps may advocate abstinence until marriage like the good Lord intended, a lot of procreation was going on behind the bushes.

he's so full of shit that he grows mushrooms out of his ears.

[jackketch]

Originally Posted by crazy maniac

and he said they were all praying really hard around a fire, and that's when god manifested himself out of the fire

Call me a horrible old cynic but what exactly were they burning on that fire?

[mvpena]

... probably Joo0z. It is Christian camp, after all.

Originally Posted by crazy maniac

so i was at this christian camp a few years ago... they had this guy there come in and talk to the kids about god/jesus, and he mentioned how he was at this other place with a bunch of people, and he said they were all praying really hard around a fire, and that's when god manifested himself out of the fire and revealed himself to everyone there because they were praying really hard and they had a lot of faith.

anyways is this guy straight up lying, or did he actually see something that could be considered a sign from god? has something like this happened to anyone here? im not a christian btw, my parents tricked me into going there.

I went to something like that before and got kicked out.

A hurricane was predicted to strike right near Pensacola, FL. I have an uncle who lives there, and I was worried. I was watching the weather channel almost constantly for like 3 hours straight when one of the administrators of the camp asked me what was wrong. I told him, and he said that I shouldnt worry, that if my family were true christians, they woudnt die, because God would save them. He proceeded to tell me that Hurricanes hit in places where lots of sinners gather, and all the Jerry Falwell shit, and I cut him off. I told him to go fuck himself, and that I hoped he would get hit by lightning. I got kicked out for that, and vowed never to participate in something like that ever again.

Originally Posted by dead_people_killer

I went to something like that before and got kicked out.

A hurricane was predicted to strike right near Pensacola, FL. I have an uncle who lives there, and I was worried. I was watching the weather channel almost constantly for like 3 hours straight when one of the administrators of the camp asked me what was wrong. I told him, and he said that I shouldnt worry, that if my family were true christians, they woudnt die, because God would save them. He proceeded to tell me that Hurricanes hit in places where lots of sinners gather, and all the Jerry Falwell shit, and I cut him off. I told him to go fuck himself, and that I hoped he would get hit by lightning. I got kicked out for that, and vowed never to participate in something like that ever again.

That guy that was telling you that crap was full of shit but i dont think you should have went off on him like that.

Originally Posted by SAMMY249

That guy that was telling you that crap was full of shit but i dont think you should have went off on him like that.

He told him only bad people die or get into accidents. He basically spat on everyone who has ever died tragically. He spat on everyone who has ever lost someone. He didn't even do it for the lulz, he should get hit by lightning. Preferably twice, second time while he preaches how Jesus saved him from dying. Just to you know, to let people know he's a prick

And OP, I once sat on a campfire and a 300 ton fish jumped right out of the flames! It's true because I said so to further my agenda

[Hare_Geist]

Originally Posted by jackketch

Call me a horrible old cynic but what exactly were they burning on that fire?

I lol'd.

[jackketch]

Originally Posted by Hare_Geist

I lol'd.

It was meant somewhat tongue-in-cheek but was also a serious suggestion, especially if the guy seems sincere.

I'm caffeine depleted but wasn't it Sherlock Holmes would said that once one disregards the supernatural then whats left has to be the truth however fucked up?

[Kyoki]

Originally Posted by Pilsu

He told him only bad people die or get into accidents. He basically spat on everyone who has ever died tragically. He spat on everyone who has ever lost someone. He didn't even do it for the lulz, he should get hit by lightning. Preferably twice, second time while he preaches how Jesus saved him from dying. Just to you know, to let people know he's a prick

And OP, I once sat on a campfire and a 300 ton fish jumped right out of the flames! It's true because I said so to further my agenda

Pretty much my sentiments.