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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-22, 16:03
White Blue Mushrooms White Blue Mushrooms is offline
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While fucking my girl friend, before hand I put a condom on. That condom just had basic lube. Anyways, like five minutes into it, she complains that her pussy is too dry and that she needs to lubed up.

is there any way to stop this from happening. It just ruins the time to stop, put on lube, and then keep going.

I know theres away around it.
 #2 
Old 2007-05-22, 16:06
dr rocker dr rocker is offline
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get her wet before hand ?
 #3 
Old 2007-05-22, 17:13
glow_worm glow_worm is offline
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make sure she is well lubed up before
use loads
 #4 
Old 2007-05-22, 18:57
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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EAT HER OUT and then maybe you won't need the fake shit!
 #5 
Old 2007-05-22, 19:06
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within the subliminal
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Lub her up with her natural juices. Try poking her or licking her out beforehand.
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Old 2007-05-22, 19:47
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I say gag the bitch and tell her she's going to learn to like it.
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Old 2007-05-22, 20:20
star-lit star-lit is offline
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Does it happen all the time? Or was it just this once? If it's happening all the time you're probably just taking it too fast. More foreplay would probably solve it. If it was just the one time... maybe she had something on her mind and just wasn't enjoying it.

If it's happening every time and foreplay doesn't help, use lots of lube beforehand.
 #8 
Old 2007-05-22, 20:49
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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I've never needed lube...

Maybe you should get better at it?
 #9 
Old 2007-05-22, 20:59
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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eat her out. Use lots of saliva and then when you fuck her itll be sort of like giving yourself a blowjob because its your saliva, scientifically speaking....
 #10 
Old 2007-05-22, 21:07
Hung Like Saddam Hung Like Saddam is offline
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I hear hot sauce makes awesome lube. Nice and warming.
 #11 
Old 2007-05-22, 21:09
eclipsed88 eclipsed88 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hung Like Saddam
I hear hot sauce makes awesome lube. Nice and warming.


He isn't kidding. It works better than the KY warming lube I promise.
 #12 
Old 2007-05-22, 21:22
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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Uh...dont suck in bed and try to please your woman first?
 #13 
Old 2007-05-22, 21:47
White Blue Mushrooms White Blue Mushrooms is offline
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I dunno, I guess I just suck.

I guess more lube is in order.
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Old 2007-05-22, 21:59
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by White Blue Mushrooms
I dunno, I guess I just suck.

I guess more lube is in order.


oh dear, don't take it to heart! but have you ever gone down on her? tease her, eat her out, and make her orgasm before you play hide the bunny. guarantee you'll both almost drown...in the really, reallllyyyyy good way. works for me anyway.
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Old 2007-05-22, 22:29
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sunny side california
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dont just jump in to the sack and fuck. thats a kid mistake i did that too. i think everyone has atleast once, well make out with her and while you do that run your hands over her pants or what ever. as you take of your clothes keep doing that then once shes naked go down on her. lick her but dont just stick your fingers in her. lick your fingers and rub her pussy lips with them as you lick it. as you do better she will show you that you are doing it right by moaning breathing hard or just telling you "I LIKE THAT". when you see that then you can stick them in slowly gently with care because if you dont and she has lubrication problems you can hurt her but by then she should already be well naturally lubed unless its broken. if thats the case just tell the pimp your dealing with that you would like to exchange her.
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Old 2007-05-22, 23:42
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pipicacapoopooland teehee
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Use sand paper in her vagina with some insecticides like Raid.

Post pics.
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Old 2007-05-22, 23:48
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Shangri-La
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Originally Posted by getoffmylawn
eat her out. Use lots of saliva and then when you fuck her itll be sort of like giving yourself a blowjob because its your saliva, scientifically speaking....


No. ‎‎
 #18 
Old 2007-05-23, 00:09
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You know it's from reading advice like this (loads of foreplay etc) that I made huge mistakes from my first gf.

I'd give her lots of foreplay, lots of fingering, dining out* etc...but by the time i had my dick in her for a wee while she start to ran dry. Women can run out of lubrication, you know, you don't want to use most of it up with marathon fingering sessions or have it all down your throat.

*edited for oc6:p
 #19 
Old 2007-05-23, 00:37
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Oh....how I loathe that phrase. ?

eee sorry. i used to hate it too, but being a teenager and being from north america...well, you know. i'm full of faults.
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Old 2007-05-23, 01:37
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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maybe you should stop being so unattractive. and also try doing things to get and keep her aroused, like leaving or introducing her to another guy.
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Old 2007-05-23, 03:39
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Spit on it, and jam it in!
 #22 
Old 2007-05-23, 03:55
Dr.Speed17 Dr.Speed17 is offline
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Dude, your skipping the appetizer which is bad, before you actually get down on her you gotta tease her a bit, stroke her clit and eat her out, you can tell she's ready when she orgasms while you give her head. Then she's ready for the main dish...
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Old 2007-05-23, 03:58
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Foreplay and lots of it. Also keep a glass of water or something by the bed/etc. so she doesn't get dehydrated. oh and focus on her and what she likes during it somewhat too, keep her turned on and into it.
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Old 2007-05-23, 04:06
ToastToMisery ToastToMisery is offline
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Get her to be actually attracted to you.
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Old 2007-05-23, 04:16
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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Foreplay....
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Old 2007-05-23, 04:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hung Like Saddam
I hear hot sauce makes awesome lube. Nice and warming.


From personal experience, I can say that this is ultimately a bad idea. Even if you can get off on the pain, it's absolutely unbearable for a long time afterwards.
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Old 2007-05-23, 04:39
Puscifer Puscifer is offline
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haha you cant get her wet. why dont you just stick to jacking off?
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Old 2007-05-23, 04:56
Punisher1012 Punisher1012 is offline
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From personal experience, I can say that this is ultimately a bad idea. Even if you can get off on the pain, it's absolutely unbearable for a long time afterwards.

lol I never knew anoyone would actually try that
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Old 2007-05-23, 06:05
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dioudngin
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Find out what turns her on. Deep breathing in her ear and a quick inhale. Make out and rub her inner thigh ( not your vagina but right around it). Rub her body. Dont go for the boobs for vagina right away, as you rub every once in awhile rub over her vagina or boob. Also kissing her neck from her shoulder to her ear and breathing in it. Lick around the ear. The sound of a wet tongue and hot breath on her ear HAS to turn her on.


works for my gf.

Also inhaling some sort of smoke just in my mouth and slowly exhaling turns her on too...


too each his own
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Old 2007-05-23, 12:20
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out in them there sticks
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Originally Posted by Hexadecimal
I say gag the bitch and tell her she's going to learn to like it.


second
 #31 
Old 2007-05-23, 22:48
doornob_lightbulb doornob_lightbulb is offline
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Eat her out AND use lube? Maybe shes just naturally dry.
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Old 2007-05-23, 23:53
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New Zealand
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Start singing the theme tune from Disney's 'Aladin';

*you on top, fucking girl* "ARABIAN NIIIIGHTS! LIKE ARRABIAN DAYYYYS!"
 
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