I just received the weirdest email.

[Hare_Geist]

Sent: Monday, May 21, 2007 10:14 AM
Subject: FW: Jesus is REALLY real!!!!]

Jesus is REALLY real!!!!]

>> Howard County Sheriff Jerry Marr got a disturbing call one Saturday
afternoon a few months ago. His 6-year-old grandson Mikey had been hit
by a car while fishing in Green town with his dad.
>> The father an d son were near a bridge by the Kokomo Reservoir when a
woman lost control of her car, slid off the bridge and hit Mikey at a
rate of about 50 mph. Sheriff Marr had seen the results of accidents
like this and feared the worst. When he got to Saint Joseph Hospital,
he rushed through the emergency room to find Mikey conscious and in
fairly good spirits. 'Mikey, what happened?' Sheriff Marr asked.
>> Mikey replied, 'Well, Papaw, I was fishin' with Dad, and some lady
runned me over, I flew into a mud puddle, and broke my fishin' pole and
I didn't get to catch no fish!'
>> As it turned out, the impact propelled Mikey about 500 feet, over trees
and an embankment and into the middle of a mud puddle. His only
injuries were to his right femur bone which had broken in two places.
Mikey had surgery to place pins in his leg. Otherwise the boy is fine.
>> Since all the boy could talk about was that his fishing pole was
br oken, the Sheriff went out to Wal-mart and bought him a new one while
he was in surgery so he could have it when he came out.
>> The next day the Sheriff sat with Mikey to keep him company in the
hospital. Mikey was enjoying his new fishing pole and talked about when
he could go fishing again as he cast into the trash can.
>> When they were alone, Mikey, just as matter-of-factly, said, 'Papaw,
did you know Jesus is real?
>> Well,' the Sheriff replied, a little startled. 'Yes, Jesus is real to
all who believe in him and love him in their hearts.'
>> 'No,' said Mikey. 'I mean Jesus is REALLY real.'
>> 'What do you mean?' asked the Sheriff.
>> 'I know he's real 'cause I saw him.' said Mikey, still casting into the
trash can.
>> 'You did?' said the Sheriff.
>> 'Yep,' said Mikey. 'When that lady runned me over and broke my fishing
pole, Jesus caught me in his arms and laid me down in th e mud puddle.'
GIVES YOU GLORY BUMPS DOESN'T IT!
>> GOD WILL DO THE REST
>> I asked the Lord to bless you, As I prayed for you today, To guide you
and protect you, as you go along your way, His love is always with you,
His promises are true, and when we give Him all our cares, You know He
will see us through, So when the road you're traveling on Seems
difficult at best, Just remember I'm here praying
>> And GOD WILL DO THE REST.
>>
>> Pass this to at least 10 people you want God to
>> bless and don't forget to send it back to the one
>> who asked God to bless you first!
>> and the truth shall set you free...
>
>
>
> God Bless and keep you and yours

So I tried to find out who started this chain letter via google but found shit. The story is obviously most likely bullshit, but I still want to find who started it and figured this would make a good thread for people to show weird religious spam they've been sent. O.o

[jackketch]

Was I the only one waiting for 'my mom got scared'? Or at least a request to help some rich nigerian help move funds out of his country....

Mikey replied, 'Well, Papaw, I was fishin' with Dad, and some lady
runned me over, I flew into a mud puddle, and broke my fishin' pole and
I didn't get to catch no fish!'

...Who wrote this?

[boozehound420]

religious spam. Well one day i decided to fly through the free stuff thread applying for every last thing.

Well I've been getting weekly letters from billy graham now with no way to cancel it. Fucken cunt. Last one was about how celebrities are ungodly devils.

[Rust]

Originally Posted by Hare_Geist

So I tried to find out who started this chain letter via google but found shit.

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/jesusmud.html

His 6-year-old grandson Mikey had been hit by a car...at a rate of about 50 mph.

I lol'd so hard.

The story is most likely made up but if it was real the boy more then likeley had a near death expirience and imagined all this stuff to block out what really happened because useually they forget the entire crash and a little before the crash. I highly doubt Jesus would come to Earth just to save a little boy and on top of that the boy has to be lieing because when Jesus comes back it will be before the apocalypse

[Hare_Geist]

Originally Posted by Rust

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/jesusmud.html

Ah, thanks. So it's semi-real, but the kid's claim cannot be verified and it's been somewhat exaggerated.

[JesuitArtiste]

I laughed... I laughed hard.

That was cool

I don't know why I never get chain letters

[flatplat]

As it turned out, the impact propelled Mikey about 500 feet, over trees
and an embankment and into the middle of a mud puddle. His only
injuries were to his right femur bone which had broken in two places.

Oh dear, Jesus isn't a very good catch, is he?