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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-22, 06:47
WannaFuckWannaSex0r WannaFuckWannaSex0r is offline
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Default do married couples have sex in their older years?

Sure, marriage is filled with sex, but during late 30s and early 40s when couples are busy with kids, i just cant see them having sex anymore.

So, do you know if middle aged - older couples, lets say 40 - death have sex?

jackketch? do u fuck your wife still?
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Old 2007-05-22, 08:15
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Nah, once they've fucked so many times they get bored with sex and take up other hobbies such as: chess, lawn bowling, sitting, sleeping and dieing.
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Old 2007-05-22, 11:06
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Don't kid yourself!. teenies arent the only ones who enjoy an active sex life!.
You can enjoy a good sex life till quite late in life. In some case s it can even be better,
No worry about pregnancy etc. And you tend o know what to do without embarrassment etc.
 #4 
Old 2007-05-22, 11:40
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Lol it all depends on whether or not they have kids.

Soon as you have kids you can forget about that spontanteous sex, that 'quicky' over the breakfast table before you go to work.

Having sex then becomes akin to a military operation.

1. Kids at school/Grandmas/on a 'play date'-check!
2.Phone off hook-check!
3.Dog fed and walked-checK!
4.contraception-check!
5.Viagra taken 30 minutes ago-check!

Thunderbirds Are Go!
 #5 
Old 2007-05-22, 11:55
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I don't know...My husband and I still have sex almost every day. It's only for about 10-15 minutes at a stretch, though, because halfway through I'll inevitibly hear an ominous CRASH from upstairs, or hear, "Mommy I can't find any toilet paper!!" And then of course AFTER the sex, I have to get right up and start making dinner while my husband walks the dog. No after sex basking in the glow for us.:(
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Old 2007-05-22, 11:57
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Originally Posted by Xiao Mei
I don't know...My husband and I still have sex almost every day. It's only for about 10-15 minutes at a stretch, though, because halfway through I'll inevitibly hear an ominous CRASH from upstairs, or hear, "Mommy I can't find any toilet paper!!" And then of course AFTER the sex, I have to get right up and start making dinner while my husband walks the dog. No after sex basking in the glow for us.:(


Trust me, the older she gets the worse it gets. You think it'll be better when she goes to school?

... it won't.
 #7 
Old 2007-05-22, 11:58
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WHAT??

Why?
 #8 
Old 2007-05-22, 12:01
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dodging the rain and tractors
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WHAT??

Why?

Wait and see.

It really does get harder the older they get and by the time she's 14, she'll probably be getting more sexing than you do!
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Old 2007-05-22, 15:21
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No after sex basking in the glow for us.:(

So you're saying your husband has a dick the size of my arm, he's a soldier, has a wife that's basically a home slave and he doesn't even have to cuddle after? Some people just have it all
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Old 2007-05-22, 15:22
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Can't you hear your parents at night? I'm sure your mummy has a dildo, too.
 #11 
Old 2007-05-22, 15:28
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HAHAHAHA! 40+ year old women actually having sex, what a joke...
 #12 
Old 2007-05-22, 17:02
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So you're saying your husband has a dick the size of my arm, he's a soldier, has a wife that's basically a home slave and he doesn't even have to cuddle after? Some people just have it all

lololol
 #13 
Old 2007-05-22, 17:06
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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It's just an old wive's tail. :p
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Old 2007-05-22, 17:09
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was thinking about this recently. Whilst to us young folk it may seem pretty minging thinking about pensioners having sex - i jolly well hope im still getting it when im 65 - providing i can still get it up.
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Old 2007-05-22, 17:18
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ahaha...

marriage.

What a joke.
 #16 
Old 2007-05-22, 17:53
justglad2bhere justglad2bhere is offline
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Yes, they do. Trust me. I will also say that individuals so vary widely in their interests/abilities that's dangerous to over generalize. And young children can certainly be a distraction. Although the Viagra and Cialis commercials seem to feature actors in their mid-to-late 30's, at that age I felt like I needed something to keep it down, not up, just so I could work and sh*t.
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Old 2007-05-22, 18:03
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my wife and i pretty much have to schedule our sex,usually on sat evening,providing we arent both to worn out from work and caring for a infant...sometimes we have gone a month or so at a time without sex.man pre married sex was great...i miss the good ole days...but my grandparents have been married for 60 years come next month...and from what i hear they have a very active sex life...as gross as it is to think about
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Old 2007-05-22, 18:08
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and sh*t.

This is &totse, there is no need to censor swearwords.
 #19 
Old 2007-05-22, 18:13
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Default Re: do married couples have sex in their older years?

Sure they do. My parents don't, of course, but other people do. My grandma and grandpa still "get busy."
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Old 2007-05-22, 18:29
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So you're saying your husband has a dick the size of my arm, he's a soldier, has a wife that's basically a home slave and he doesn't even have to cuddle after? Some people just have it all

Don't ever let him hear you say he's a soldier! In the air force they call themselves "airmen".

And I appreciate your positive spin on things.:P
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Old 2007-05-22, 20:57
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Well I was going through my grandparents draws one day and found some OLD stag films , once called "French Frolic", and some OLD hustler mags. I thought, hey, its from when they were younger, but then i found NEW boxes of Levitra and "cock shots" (needles containing an inflammatory chemical which also promotes bloodflow when injected into the penis, it gets guys hard, pornstars use it alot). I Googled the needles and the name on them, sure enough, cock shots. On a second rummage through the drawers, I found a COCKRING, a doctor issued one, but still, a cockring! It smelt ....used. (It was in a ziplock baggy).

Mind you my grandparents are in their mid to early 80's...so yes, they have sex...well and often I suppose.
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Old 2007-05-22, 21:07
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I work in the homes of many elderly couples and often widows and widowers. I often think "when was the last time they got laid"

God id rather die at 40 than live to my 80s without sex.
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Old 2007-05-22, 21:44
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Don't ever let him hear you say he's a soldier! In the air force they call themselves "airmen".


in the navy they call them semen
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Old 2007-05-22, 22:21
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well my little sister was born when i was 22

and i recently found out i have a illegitimate aunt who was born when my grandfather was 70

so yeah people still have sex when there older
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Old 2007-05-22, 22:49
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It smelt ....used. .

What the fuck is wrong with you!?!!
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Old 2007-05-23, 03:53
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What the fuck is wrong with you!?!!

5 characters
 #27 
Old 2007-05-23, 04:22
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I would estimate sex completly stops at 75 depending on how healthy the couple is.
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Old 2007-05-23, 04:59
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Don't ever let him hear you say he's a soldier! In the air force they call themselves "airmen".

And I appreciate your positive spin on things.:P

damn you're lucky you actually live with your husband. both me and my wife are marines so we only see each other on weekends
 #29 
Old 2007-05-23, 05:10
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Trust me, the older she gets the worse it gets. You think it'll be better when she goes to school?

... it won't.

Why not unless you have another kid?
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Old 2007-05-23, 06:16
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Moving soon.. :p
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Point of utter mortification: I heard my grandparents going at it.. I'm still disturbed..

*cringes*:(
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Old 2007-05-23, 12:28
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damn you're lucky you actually live with your husband. both me and my wife are marines so we only see each other on weekends

I'm not in the military.
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Old 2007-05-23, 16:05
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I'm not in the military.

I know. if you was you'll be separated from your husband
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Old 2007-05-23, 17:09
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On a second rummage through the drawers, I found a COCKRING, a doctor issued one, but still, a cockring! It smelt ....used. (It was in a ziplock baggy).

*blink*

...at least you didn't find a strap-on, I guess.
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Old 2007-05-23, 17:58
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What I want to know is WHY DID HE SMELL IT??
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Old 2007-05-23, 18:36
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Moving soon.. :p
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Originally Posted by Xiao Mei
What I want to know is WHY DID HE SMELL IT??


Some people have to experience everything in complete fullness.. :(
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Old 2007-05-23, 19:08
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[quote=WannaFuckWannaSex0r;8333678
jackketch? do u fuck your wife still?[/quote]

I lol'd for some reason
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Old 2007-05-25, 13:38
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I love questions like this. Reminds me where I came from and why I have my link to totse in my "Bullshit" folder. But you know when I was a dumb ass kid I didn't have an internet as a reference tool. According to Wikipedia (which isn't always right) there are 8 X 10 to the 67 ways to stack 52 cards. The human genome project says there are roughly 3 billion genes available to construct a human from. Just how many opinions are there then? People say opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. But they never bother to think how important opinions are or where they would be without an asshole.
Think about this. Think about how it feels when the head of your dick slides between the caressing lips of a pussy. Think about how it feels on the head of your dick when it slides in and out of that moist, velvet lined tunnel. Think about how the excitement builds as you kiss and wallow, sweating in passion. Think about how it feels when you reach that apex of sensuality and cum gushes forth to mix with her lubricity. What idiot would ever want to give that up? Ever watch TV? Ever heard of Viagara? Ever heard of a man going so far as to have a prosthetic device surgically implanted in his penis so he can pump it up any time he/she wants to? I had a friend have one of these put in in his 70s. He said "you know I have to about slap some of those ol' gals off that thing. It won't go down until you let it. They'll wear the damn hide off it if you let them."
I remember visiting my wifes grand parents once and noticing my wife's aunt help Grandma wash clothes. She picked up a pair of Pa's bib overalls and shook them out. A condom fell out of the breast pocket. He was nearly 70. I later asked the wife why Ma and Pa used condoms. She said that though Ma didn't much care for sex anymore Pa wasn't about to give it up and had several "lady friends". Ma didn't mind to much as long as Pa didn't show them too much attention and of course left Ma the hell alone in the sex department.
The only reaon some of us believe in an afterlife is the hope that we will get to fuck for eternity. Urban legend has it that Muslims die in jihad daily expecting to be handed a bunch of virgins in the hereafter.
In the selfish, self centered society of America which firmly believes "if it feels good do it" why would anyone ever want to stop fucking?
 #38 
Old 2007-05-25, 13:52
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Hedonism FTW.

Oh, and on etime i heard my grandparents going at it in my room next to me on a holiday.

I was lying awake in bed, trying to convince myself that the bed was infact on the cieling and I was about to fall, then I heard a thump and a moan...at first I thougt a shoe fell off the bed, but I couldn't deny the facts to myself when it was still going half an hour later.
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Old 2007-05-25, 14:25
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Originally Posted by Ziggurat
Well I was going through my grandparents draws one day and found some OLD stag films , once called "French Frolic", and some OLD hustler mags. I thought, hey, its from when they were younger, but then i found NEW boxes of Levitra and "cock shots" (needles containing an inflammatory chemical which also promotes bloodflow when injected into the penis, it gets guys hard, pornstars use it alot). I Googled the needles and the name on them, sure enough, cock shots. On a second rummage through the drawers, I found a COCKRING, a doctor issued one, but still, a cockring! It smelt ....used. (It was in a ziplock baggy).

Mind you my grandparents are in their mid to early 80's...so yes, they have sex...well and often I suppose.


You put that thing up to your face?
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Old 2007-05-25, 15:54
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She said that though Ma didn't much care for sex anymore Pa wasn't about to give it up and had several "lady friends". Ma didn't mind to much as long as Pa didn't show them too much attention and of course left Ma the hell alone in the sex department.

Ha! Go man! Go! That old guy just became my hero.
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Old 2007-05-26, 20:26
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"do married couples have sex in their older years?"

Yes, we do. In fact, I plan on bangin' the wife a little later on today.....
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Old 2007-05-27, 23:47
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by the time she's 14, she'll probably be getting more sexing than you do!




he's not lying
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Old 2007-05-28, 01:37
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Default Re: do married couples have sex in their older years?

No. Your penis will fall off when you hit 30, and you're wife's vagina will close up and disappear. Any questions?

I'd say the time/will for sex will drop as you age, at least with the women. Solution: Get younger girls.
 
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