I have never experienced a dream on which i'm having sex or watching people fucking each other and then waking up to find my pants with cum all over them.

I have had sexual dreams but I have never cum while asleep that is just stupid!!!
You need some physical stimulation in order for your penis to reach orgasm and if your asleep that is just dumb.

I remember when I was like 10 years and grown-ups sex talks about masturbation, AIDS and wet dreams. They said that some day those dreams would come and they would mark the beginning of our puberty. MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT !!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED YOU FAGGOTS!!!

I'm now 18 by the way.

dude...i'm a girl and i've had them.
sucks to be you.

WTF ????? You woke up with juice on your panties?? mmm thats really fucking hot !!!!

Dude, I've had one wet dream (I'm 17) and trust me, you're missing out. It's as realistic and pleasurable as sex, but you don't actually have to do anything.

I very rarely have them. I have sleeping problems, and falling asleep normally requires an orgasm. Oh ya, and theres this other problem where I can't remember dreams at all. So ya, I never get em.

Bring yourself close to climax right before bed, but stop. do this night after night, w/o ejaculation at all for the few weeks (days?) it takes for you to have a wet dream. so, stfu.


oh, and saying "im 18 now btw" means, hmm, 18*3/4=14 tops.

What a faggot you must be !!! Why would I fucking lie about my age you cunt?? I'm 18 and I was born on July 8th on 1988.

Bring yourself close to climax right before bed, but stop. do this night after night, w/o ejaculation at all for the few weeks (days?) it takes for you to have a wet dream. so, stfu.


I'm gonna try this...

I had sex dreams before I was even in the 2nd grade.
I starting fapping in 4th grade.

What a faggot you must be !!! Why would I fucking lie about my age you cunt?? I'm 18 and I was born on July 8th on 1988.

yeah, because that makes you sound intelligent.

i've had them, admittedly. some people do, some don't. its not a bullshit concept. you're not guaranteed to wake up in a wad of goop. i'm sorry you feel like you're missing out.

yeah, because that makes you sound intelligent.

i've had them, admittedly. some people do, some don't. its not a bullshit concept. you're not guaranteed to wake up in a wad of goop. i'm sorry you feel like you're missing out.

Well missing out?? I don't think i'm missing anything really. I currently having a sexual relationship with my exgirlfriend so there' no problem at all. My point was that wet dreams have never happened to me so as far as I know they are bullshit that' all.

Maybe you haven't gone through puberty yet...

im 18 and never had a wet dream.

BUt i think it has something to do with me jacking off 6-7 times a day everyday since i was 13.

Yeah, if you're not having them it's because you're wanking a lot. It's not a big deal, just cut back on the fapping.

Well maybe there's the problem because I just can't stop fapping and having sex. I would go nuts seriously I need it.

Last time I had one, in my dream it was great but then i woke up and realized I just pissed my self which sucked ass.

maybe your just a flaming faggit and just dont know it yet?
But really, i get them quite often and 95% of the people i know get them too.

My guess is your just a fuckin fag!

Wet dream means you came during your sleep, not just had a sex dream

Maggot Don't post your exact birthdate or Jacketch will rape you in the ass. And we will fap to the story. And he will post pics. And you will reach godlike status and should probably get a t-shirt that says "I got buttfucked by the totse mod"


Oh and youlook14m, if your willing I'm sure we'd all love to hear the story(ies). In extremely graphic detail.

It has to do with sleep cycles.

lawl pics or it didn't happen ;)

i've never had them, but then again i fap way too much

I didn't have a wet dream for ages until I got a girlfriend and I stopped fapping. We didn't have sex for like a week because of her being off the pill and I had a wet dream half way through the week.

Wet dreams are the result of suffering from premature ejaculation. It's like watching porn and blowing your load without your penis being touched, which I think is pretty sad. But there is help out there for all you poor assholes!

I'm a girl and I have sleep-gasm's. It's nice. Though it's weird when I wake up during it. What the hell happened?! WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!

Watch American Pie II. That one fella meditates to orgasm. And yes, that can be done. It's the exact same thing as nocturnal orgasm.

I've never had a proper one.. damn close though. I tend to wake up/be half awake when I'm about to blow.

I didn't bother to read all the replies, but I can tell you that you don't know what you're talking about, beyond revealing that you must have the sexual drive of a sloth.

Wet dreams are god giving you a handjob for not masturbating.

Watch American Pie II. That one fella meditates to orgasm. And yes, that can be done. It's the exact same thing as nocturnal orgasm.
I've tried it. I came very close, but lost concentration when the pleasure started to build up. :(

They are not a myth,
pshh i had one before i started wanking,
then if you dont fap for a bit like everyone has said you get them sometimes, not regularly but most people do get them once in a while especially when theyre younger and have a larger sex drive.

also all this not touching yourself nonsense,
maybe sometimes,
but ill often wake up with my hand down my pants soo that could expel the premature ejaculation theory,
also they are pretty good,
in terms of realism they are good,
but its not good wakign up realising it wasnt real and being sticky,

dude wtf at one point I was looking for ways to stop em from happening

I even sometimes get one the night right after a nice fap

wtf

mabye you're gay.

BAHAHA +1.



Quit fapping.
Then you'll get em.

I may have had one once before. But then again it may have been because of the Epididymitis... I woke up with the biggest load I had ever seen in my boxers.It was all crusty and dry and mixed with blood. Worst pain ever.

Did the awesomeness of the gigantic load outweigh the blood and pain factors?

I've never had one or ever known a person that has told me they did.

Did the awesomeness of the gigantic load outweigh the blood and pain factors?

No. The infection caused my right testicle to swell up to the size of a baseball, the pain was like the worst kick in the balls plus another 3 more right after, everyone in the behavior program I was in at the time kept calling me blue balls, the nurse was a bitch and wouldn't give me anything good for the excruciating pain, I still had to go to school which was 45 minutes away over bumpy, pothole filled roads, even though this was 4 years ago I still have problems with urinating. But it was still kinda cool to cum a huge red load.

Thats the aliens touching you while you sleep
Or the entity

I have a cold so I didn't feel like fapping last night, and guess what? I had one. So basically don't jerk off and you will get them. You can weigh the pros and cons of each decision.

same.

No wet dreams here.

Wet dreams are your subconcious telling you who you should fuck,make them true!!!:D

Never had one myself because I fap all the time. If I didn't, I would.

I've had one before. It's really nice!:D

You need some physical stimulation in order for your penis to reach orgasm and if your asleep that is just dumb.

As much as I want to e-slap you for being such a dick, I feel compelled to inform you:


I had one last night.

Good fun them wet dreams. Especially the ones where you realize you're dreaming, and do whatever/whoever you want.

why are people talking about wet dreams like they're a fucking blessing? who wants to wake up with dried cum all over themselves?

i've never had one, due to, i thought, regular masturbation (usually in the evening) and sexual activity. i have no desire to have one either.

for some reason i rarely have sex dreams, but my sex drive is through the roof.

yeah same here
i sleep so deep that i dont even remember dreams (even though everyone has them pretty much every night)
so nope, no wet dreams for me.
probably the fapping