so this girls is nuts over me, we've been talking for a couple weeks straight on the phone and stuff and have been hanging out, spending hella time together, we've even fucked by now. we call each other baby, etc. and tell each other how much we like each other. i know she wants me to ask her out. she even dumped her like half-boyfriend who she wasnt really seeing much cuz it was long-distance with minimal rules..


so basically i have somehow figured out shes gonna try to either get me to ask her out tmrw, or just bring up the subject.

i have a few plans in mind, but whats the best way to keep her where she is, without getting commited? I do not want a girlfriend.

Yeah, I'd go ahead and say you dun fucked that up.

how'd i fuck it up? shes nuts about me! you think i made her like me too much? I mean its not like were just fuck buddies, were good friends too!

basically iv been shooting for everything about a relationship minus not being able to fuck around and meet other chicks.

youve already got a relationship, you just havent given it the official title yet.

why did you lead her on? you tell her how much you like her and all that? why?

You've dug yourself a helluva hole right there. Backing out now would hurt her nicely and 100% lose whatever relationship (friend/etc.) you wanted with her. If you lose it, you'll lose it all, too bad.

tell her you found some girl at a rave who works better for you



come up with a raver name...call her.....carnation?


or let one of your drunk friends scare her enough that she never wants to be around again

your nuts boy

youve already got a relationship, you just havent given it the official title yet.

yeah, you're...so fucked.

youve already got a relationship, you just havent given it the official title yet.

pretty much. take it like a man. accept being tied down. god forbid you might like it or something.

Just give her the title. Its easier that way.

You can always cheat on her later.

but then if i ever get caught itll be all bad. i dont want to have to lie and shit.

no its not happening that way. without the title, she has no legitamacy. if there are no options, i leave her. no problem there, but if she spoils my reputation and tells hella people i cheated on her = not good.

either it goes the way i want or i drop it.

either it goes the way i want or i drop it.

You basically just answered it there.

Edit:
Also, good choice. I commend you.

Tell her you won't fuck her you just want bj's fom now on. She'll get the message.

I'm just going to begin straight off by telling you that your selfish attitude and terrible grammar do not bespeak well for you. From what you've written, you're only concerned with what you want and what you have to do to get what you want. Frankly, if you're going to behave like that, you don't deserve her.

1) Either be with her or don't. Don't lead her on, don't cause both of you undue drama and grief. Be a man, and if you don't want to be with her, tell her that. Or, failing that, you can always pick the far sleazier...

2) Lie your ass off. Tell her that you've got personal problems in your life that need to be resolved, or that you feel you need more time to make a decision that's best for both of you. Tell her you're not mature enough for a relationship (which may not be a lie). Any of these will allow you to maintain a semblence of friendship/relationship with her. If she presses the issue, revert to number one.

3) As was previously stated by a wise sould who's name remains unstated, simply date her then cheat on her later. You would be astonished at the number of girls willing to fuck and keep their mouths shut about it. Of course, in my personal experience, this is really never a good idea.

4) Date her, enjoy your relationship, enjoy the sex, enjoy the companionship, and shut the fuck up.

Grow some stones man. If you want to be a conniving bastard, go ahead. But remember, karma's a bitch. And if you want to do something different, it's going to require you to make a decision and stick to it; it'll work out better in the end this way.

A lot of people would like to be in your situation, budday

Hey, just because I dont bother much with grammar on totse doesn't mean Im stupid.

I know its selfish, I'm quite aware of that.

the way I see it girls and guys do this to each other all the time, so i'm just taking my fair cut of the pie

the way I see it girls and guys do this to each other all the time, so i'm just taking my fair cut of the pie

If everyone was jumping off a bridge, would you?

I'd hope so.

I know its selfish.

At least you're aware of this fact.

Your 'reputation' will be ruined if you mess around on her anyway. People will give her the title of girlfriend and it'll sound hollow if you deny it.

I wish you no luck. If you're not looking for more than just messing around with this girl, then let her know. Do your best to be upfront.

Sit her down, and explain to her how you're gay. But you still want to be best friends.

If everyone was jumping off a bridge, would you?

I HATE that fucking sentence.

Carnation is kind of long winded. How bout we keep it to 2 syllables?

Carnation is kind of long winded. How bout we keep it to 2 syllables?


E-Tard

E-Tard

OFF-TOPIC!!

You guys are useless, seriously. You make pointless assumptions and then make semi-clever jokes off them. Its kind of funny, but not why I posted this thread here.

OFF-TOPIC!!

You guys are useless, seriously. You make pointless assumptions and then make semi-clever jokes off them. Its kind of funny, but not why I posted this thread here.


Well gotta do something to semi amuse yourself since nobody cares about your problems. Should you expect us to? No. If you spend you're life listening to other people you'll never be happy and never know what you want out of life. Why would you ask people on a website predominantly dedicated to criminal activities for love advice? Write dear Abby she'll at least fake an interest.

Well gotta do something to semi amuse yourself since nobody cares about your problems. Should you expect us to? No. If you spend you're life listening to other people you'll never be happy and never know what you want out of life. Why would you ask people on a website predominantly dedicated to criminal activities for love advice? Write dear Abby she'll at least fake an interest.

Maritimers are supposed to be jolly. Go eat a lobster and roll yourself a smoke.

Maritimers are supposed to be jolly. Go eat a lobster and roll yourself a smoke.

Trust me I'm laughing. And Halifax isn't a very jolly city for the record. Don't think you can fish lobster right now unless you're native and I'm too lazy to try to prove to the government that my dead grandmother was native. We don't roll smokes by the way we get big bags of smokes made on reserves around the maritimes called "indos." They've got more tar than a melted tire and cost about $20 a for 200.

You know Peter North's from Halifax? He's got a whole school filled with his illegitamate children too.

Trust me I'm laughing. And Halifax isn't a very jolly city for the record. Don't think you can fish lobster right now unless you're native and I'm too lazy to try to prove to the government that my dead grandmother was native. We don't roll smokes by the way we get big bags of smokes made on reserves around the maritimes called "indos." They've got more tar than a melted tire and cost about $20 a for 200.

You know Peter North's from Halifax? He's got a whole school filled with his illegitamate children too.

I've been to Halifax a couple times. The maritimes are a great place to have some fun. It's like everybody there is a Newfie, but with less inbreeding; slightly less. It's a whole different country past Quebec, b'y.

I've been to Halifax a couple times. The maritimes are a great place to have some fun. It's like everybody there is a Newfie, but with less inbreeding; slightly less. It's a whole different country past Quebec, b'y.

Yes Maritimers do like to have their fun. However most people don't know that it's ranked the most violent city in Canada. If you've lived in halifax for a while you've been robbed or jumped at least once before. There's a large black population too and part of the city used to be called Africville before they were all rehoused in public housing. There's about as many housing projects and public housing communities as Toronto or any other large city. Many people miss the poor communities surrounding Halifax like fairview (where i live now) and North and South Preston. But thats no reason to judge halifax harshly. I don't know too many newfies but plenty of lobster fisherman/drug dealers who take advantage of international water laws every year.

Anyone for some corned beef and cabbage?

Yes Maritimers do like to have their fun. However most people don't know that it's ranked the most violent city in Canada. If you've lived in halifax for a while you've been robbed or jumped at least once before. There's a large black population too and part of the city used to be called Africville before they were all rehoused in public housing. There's about as many housing projects and public housing communities as Toronto or any other large city. Many people miss the poor communities surrounding Halifax like fairview (where i live now) and North and South Preston. But thats no reason to judge halifax harshly. I don't know too many newfies but plenty of lobster fisherman/drug dealers who take advantage of international water laws every year.

Anyone for some corned beef and cabbage?

Yes, Halifax was fun. Lots of money to be made in the maritimes off drugs, sex, and enforcement. :)

All of the maritimes is like that though, Halifax just pushes it all into one city.

How is Fairview? I have a few friends living there that I haven't talked to in a while.

Yes, Halifax was fun. Lots of money to be made in the maritimes off drugs, sex, and enforcement. :)

All of the maritimes is like that though, Halifax just pushes it all into one city.

How is Fairview? I have a few friends living there that I haven't talked to in a while.

Yes, lots of money to be made in the upcoming tourist season *rubs hands together greedily.* And fairview's keeping itself together. A housing project (Veronica) is getting turned into condo's to change the landscape a bit. A coke dealer(Mike ferguson) would up without a head about 2 weeks ago and a lot of people from the area grew up with him and are shocked by his death. Other than that its just babies having babies. 2 friends of mine had kids in the last week and their both younger than me. Most of murda squad's (local gang) been put on house arrest following a stabbing so its safe to walk around D block now if you're not from around there. The heat definately gets to people around here and I'm looking foreward to the same general crazyness every summer that's to be expected.

"I just don't want a girlfriend right now." Golden.....

You seem like a huge douchebag. Try to get whatever action you can because you probably aint gettin much.