OK fellow guys of totse, what the hell do you do to help put up with your chick when she is PMSing like crazy and pissing you off?

FUCK! Why the hell did got create mood swings?!?!?

Just put all the kitchen utensils and power tools in a locked safe and swallow the key?

dude,there aint shit you really can do...no matter what they will twist your words...i would sau i can be pretty smooth...but my girl will take anything i say and twist it.i hate it because she is then putting words in my mouth and we end up argueing anyways.so she gets what she wants...then i just buy her some chocolate or some ice cream.

I know shit will go down no matter what, but what are some things I can do to stop myself from getting pissed off at the fact that she is being grumpy and overly-sensitive?

Quite honestly, there is nothing you can do, other than be more self controlled.
Odds are she's going to get the shits whatever you say or do, and you getting cranky back at her is just going to fuel the fire. I know I get fairly violent/emotional/extremly shitty when I have a period, so maybe you could just hide for a week?

Tell the bitch she's gonna spend the whole week in the kitchen if she doesnt shut up.

Fuck all.

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Why not just avoid talking to her?

Just try not to get angry. It works for me - if she does get in a tizzy, just ignore it and carry on as normal.

Inform her that PMS is a socially created thing.

Refuse to accept her excuse for being a bitch.

Is that before or after she nails your balls to the wall?

Is that before or after she nails your balls to the wall?

That was very childish. Instead of countering his point you made a reference to violence, much like an adolescent boy would.

I never get mad when I have PMS...I just get sick and bloated. I have never understood why there's like this cliche of the "bitchy woman" during that time, because that's just never happened to me./shrug

She's not necessarily bitchy, but grumpy and she has these little annoying quirks.

That was very childish. Instead of countering his point you made a reference to violence, much like an adolescent boy would.

I think she was making a funny.

Same with my girl, we've been together for a little bit but I can already tell when she's going through those days and she isn't bitchy at all.

I think she was making a funny.

that would be fine and all IF it were funny. I bet she's on her period right now because that's the type of comment a bitchy woman with PMS would say.

give her a PCP cocktail

but seriously i make her sleep on the sofa

just lock the bedroom door and drown her out with music

usually she screams the house down, falls asleep, wakes up the next morning, realizes how much of a bitch she's being and apologises

I can get a little cranky now and again, but I feel better if whoever I'm with ignores the fact.

That was very childish. Instead of countering his point you made a reference to violence, much like an adolescent boy would.

Woah.
Do you take everything so seriously all the time, or do you just not like me or something?
Just wondering.

Tell her that's not a good enough excuse for acting so fuckin stupid and to grow the hell up.

Woah.
Do you take everything so seriously all the time, or do you just not like me or something?
Just wondering.

I actually wanted to hear a proper countering to what he said. That and my testicles are very sensitive:(

Just tell her it's not a valid excuse for being a bitch then ignore her until she apologizes. PMS is the most retarded excuse for being a total cunt, just don't accept it.

According to my psychology text --in all of its wisdom-- only 5 percent of women actually get PMS, but 50% think they have it.

I think mine has it.

Yep.

be extra nice to them, then they feel really guilty afterwards and are generally a bit less angsty next time round.

Run To The Hills!!!!!!

Run To The Hills!!!!!!

Only sensible answer in this thread. Everything and anything you do will be judged, so just let her stew for a few days.

Or...Alternatively you can just deal with it like everyone else does? There isn't any easy way to deal with it, I dont find it particularly hard though. But my girlfriend is really great. Perhaps you just have to ask her why she's so shitty? Or just dont say anything to fuel it, just..whatever it takes, *shrugs*.

There's not a lot you can do, just try be paitent and don't pester her.
My PMS varies from month to month - sometimes I get none at all - generally because I'm not stressed at that time, but boy, catch me with PMS and stressed out from uni etc and I can get VERY abusive. Generally when I can feel myself getting like that I'm locked in my room for the day (I generally only get really wild for a day) and smoke a lot of fucking pot to calm myself down. I hate taking out my PMS on people, and if I do its generally my flatmates that recieve the wrath of Kate, and I always say sorry afterwards (although it doesn't happen often).

Date someone who doesn't PMS, or atleast someone who doesn't PMS hard. My girlfriends amazing when it comes to her monthly visiter, she doesn't change at all (Well, not at ALL, one day out of the entire thing she's slightly more sensitive, but other then that, golden), so I have no advice... NO ADVICE AT ALL... Minus what I said at the begining...

i found it fun to bitch at my old girlfriend until she started bitching back at me untill she starts throwing things. Then you get stuff from her the next day :D

(ps. remember do this at HER house. Trust me)