Yeah you read the title right. I think jesus came to me last night in a dream and gave me my virginity back, then he called me pathetic and slapped me.

Anyway, I got outta rehab for xanax and oxycontin at the end of march here and after my memory cleared up I realized the worst: no sex in a year. WOW! I kind of blame the "hit" I got from the oxycontin (that's when you shoot any strong opiate you get this feeling that is similiar to an orgasm only like 100x better.) and I never felt the need to pursue girls having so many drugs around. I'm 22 at the end of this month and I need a get laid quick scheme, I've gone on a date since I've been out but eh. It's not hard for me to talk to girls and I normally land any girl I want it's just I NEED TO GET LAID BEFORE I SHOOT MYSELF. If I don't at least get a blowjob by my 22nd, this thursday, I think I'm just gonna give up and become asexual.

Stay safe,
Your pathetic Bos

Remember that there are those of us who have never had sex, and have no sex in the foreseeable future.

You made me depressed.

Stay safe,
Bos

That sucks dude.

Just get out there and spit game to every pretty face you see and soon enough you'll get to skeet on one.

I havent been laid in 2 weeks and im ready to go black out of desperation (no disrespect its just whats been offered).

I hate it when I'm hanging out with my girl, and we have a perfect fucking opportunity, and she just doesn't feel like it... FUCK!!

yeah go to clubs or bars or places you might meet someone. it might take a while. if your that anxious get a hooker?

You made me depressed.

Stay safe,
Bos

Lol, nice. To be fair, getting laid isn't a priority of mine; it's almost certainly more important to you than it is to me.

maybe you?

:o

Pah, I've gone two years without anything so much as a kiss. Just masturbate and be glad you're not dead.
Failing that, opiates make you feel goooooood.... :P

I know a guy who's a 30 year old virgin. He couldnt get hard for a couple years because he was on demerol everyday. Then he was in jail. He used to be a boxer though and got bj's frequently.

Least you're not him. I watched him throw his own vacum cleaner through his own window once because his roomate was vacuming up glass from a mirror he smashed.

Get laid as quick as you can.

I think we all know how its done. Club + drinking + random girl.

Instant STI.

I normally land any girl I want

Right, keep telling yourself that. Preferably on your way out troll

true dat.

and hey sometimes the pussy is worth the STDs!

One of these three links should help you.

http://tinyurl.com/yqucgj
http://tinyurl.com/hfcs2
http://tinyurl.com/24vxqh

I haven't had sex in 18 years. Stop your bitching.

Why is it that nobody cares about sex; until they're not getting it?

Self Owned