So I met this girl in school and we got along pretty well, and I figured she'd be a good girl to set up with my friend who hasn't ever really had much experience with girls. Well it all goes good and they set something to do this weekend.. well my friend comes back and tells me he fucked her.. I guess that's not too bad, but he's a senior, shes a freshman, she's only had sex once and with a boyfriend she's had for like 4 years. So he was all happy about it and I thought oh well, at least they like each other. Well my friend calls me tonight and tells me he broke it off with her and laughed about it. She calls me up pissed and I don't really know what to do.

Congradulate your friend on the only sex he'll be getting for awhile, and tell the girl that shit happens. Freshmen are irrational.

tell her you got something that will make her feel better. Then go to her house and be guy number three.

Unzip your pants, and stick your dick out of it, and get a shoebox or something and make a hole in it, and slide your dick into it. Then go to her house, and say, "I bought you some new shoes! :)"

She will open the box and you can say "just kidding, its "Cox-in-a-Box".

Hours of fun.

Apologise over some gin & juice..................

In other words get in her pants after apologising over your bad judgement in your freinds.

So, let me guess...you were the key contributing factor to your friend being laid? Rrr...Stupid kids these days, you'd be lucky to find a 14 year old virgin.

You could either

A) get her to spread a rumour about your friend. (small penis, comes early etc.) So he'll learn his lesson.

B) Go round and fuck her.

C) Ignore her and then joke about it with your friend.

I just hope yopu didn't like her before you set her up with your friend...

Well my friend calls me tonight and tells me he broke it off with her and laughed about it.

that guys a natural...

.... i like this guy right here.

It's my dick in a box! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA)

ouch that sucks.. sure was funny tho.. all you can do is laugh about it when the plan goes to shit. just be all whoops i misjudged the situation a little bit there.. if she flips more you can tell her she was guilty of misjudging shit too.

You could probably get in her pants if you want.

I actually laughed at this. High five your friend and get on with life.

Your friend is what ruins shit for everyone else.

Well I personally think what he was was hilarious just because he was a virgin and pretty much did the most gangster thing ever.

is he 18?
tell her to have him sent to prison for stat.

If she's pissed at you for it, then she can fuck right off. Tell her it's her own fault for being a slut.

You didn't fuck her and then laugh at her.

But maybe you should consider it.

get some better friends. Or be the shoulder for the girl to cry on and tap that shit if the dumbass says shes any good.

You're friend is a fucking dick. Don't do him anymore favors.