i love being drunk. you get the balls to say things to girls you wouldnt if you were sober. i got a text from a girl who said that she hasnt seen me in a while and that we should hang out toether with some friends next week, i just told her that she should come over and i would cook her a macoroni and cheese dinner and fuck afterwards.. and she said 'sounds good'.. shes a hottie.. and i think shes a virgin

drunk talk FTW

I agree. Alchohol induced ballsiness FTW.

I got the sudden urge to make macaroni and cheese all of a sudden


i drink so i dont lose my mind,the ability to flirt better is just a bonus.

Oh god I want some KD right now.

Yeah, alcohol is the shit. Gives me the nerve to approach random girls and hit it off.

Wooop go alcohol, but beer goggles are bad.

Lols, on the topic, I was asked by my history teacher the other day

"Seroius question...Have you been hiting the bottle too hard Tom?"

I am a loud as fuck drunk, I always crunk out with my english mate Andy. Makes alls the girls go running but oh well.

Heh, in school drunk. I've done that before... Only downside was pissing a lot.

I'm still drunk from the night before, it's absolutely brilliant apart from the fact my shit was green.

Yes, I do love being able to do and say some ballsy shit. Got off with two hot girls last night, can't even remember the names.

I don't reckon ugly girls look any better when drunk. Its just that I don't care. Any holes a goal...Well, almost any.