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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Uh to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-18, 00:57
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Default Dick hurts after handjob

Some bitch who didnt know how to work ma dick twisted and turned ma foreskin. Now im all sore in the dick, fuck.

Any way to get rid of this soreness? Mebe i should rub some coke on my dick
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Old 2007-05-18, 01:23
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Maybe a warm bath or put a cloth dipped in warm water over it. There's probably a cream out there that could help, I'm not sure. Just give it time and don't whack off for a day or two.
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Old 2007-05-18, 01:37
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what the fuck is with people and rubbing coke on their dicks now?
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Old 2007-05-18, 02:59
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Don't tell me...she used all her strength with her arm motion? She's one of those gals who work it like they were churning butter or cranking a Model T Ford? She worked it like she was on a rowing machine at the gym...

Where do you think women get these idears? Did you work her tits as hard in return? I bet she would have loved that!

If the skin is broken put some Polysporin on it ,'k?
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Old 2007-05-18, 03:54
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my ex gave shitty handjobs also... it was ackward cus i didnt know how to tell her that to really get the ball rolling, it really shouldnt be in my pants when she starts.....
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Old 2007-05-18, 04:40
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what the fuck is with people and rubbing coke on their dicks now?
It's a topical anesthetic.
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Old 2007-05-18, 04:51
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Handjobs suck.
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Old 2007-05-18, 05:23
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i've had a few good hand jobs. but i've also had handjobs where it felt as if the girl was trying to cram my dick inside of my body then rip it off. sometimes it can hurt or end up sore. next time tell her to be gentle or take her hand and give her the rhythm, then release your hand and they'll know how its done.
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Old 2007-05-18, 08:11
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I'll ask the same question that I always do in one of these threads.

"Girls? If the guy used his hands on you the same way you used your hands on his dick? Would you: a) Sock him in the jaw or b) Break up with him?"

Thus: the meat of the matter. Why do you treat his dick the way you'd hate if he touched you that way? What would you feel if he rubbed your tits the way you rubbed his dick?

Would you love it?
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Old 2007-05-18, 11:31
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Rub some sort of aloe cream on it. Aloe vera is often found in skin lotions, sunburn relief lotions, etc.

Just go to your local drug store and pick up some skin irritation cream/lotion of some sort.
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Old 2007-05-18, 18:32
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Some bitch who didnt know how to work ma dick twisted and turned ma foreskin. Now im all sore in the dick, fuck.

Any way to get rid of this soreness? Mebe i should rub some coke on my dick


shit one...
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Old 2007-05-19, 03:41
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Default Re: Dick hurts after handjob

Rubber Glove. Not the kind you wear to wash dishes. The kind the doctor uses. Works EVERY time. The glove slides, and works like lube. Lube is optional here, but an added plus. KY sucks, use Id or AstroGlide or Slip.
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Rubber Glove. Not the kind you wear to wash dishes. The kind the doctor uses. Works EVERY time. The glove slides, and works like lube. Lube is optional here, but an added plus. KY sucks, use Id or AstroGlide or Slip.


Latex based or no?
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Old 2007-05-19, 08:15
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I'm sorry buddy, we have to amputate.
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Old 2007-05-19, 18:19
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handjobs are dumb that's why I've never got one. Did she have braces or something? was she sick? Canker sore? CHewing gum? Why wouldnt she just suck it? I don't understand women...
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Old 2007-05-19, 23:16
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Aha you have foreskin

Only losers have foreskin
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Old 2007-05-21, 17:05
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Latex based or no?

I think you FAILED! to see the point here!
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