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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Xiao Mei to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-18, 00:42
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Default Mothers day

So moms of totse, how was your mothers day?

Kids of totse, what did you do for your moms?

For mothers day my husband brought me 12 roses, a huge cake that said, "Happy mothers day Liz", and we went out to dinner and saw a movie! My daughter drew me a picture of our family, including the dog and our tarantula. It was definitely my best mothers day by far.
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Old 2007-05-18, 00:51
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I phoned my mother, my grandmothers, and the two women I know that will doubtlessly make good mothers. I also talked to my step-sister who is pregnant and wished her the best for her upcoming baby; it'll be her second.

Most of the people I talked to enjoyed the well wishes and special thought.
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Old 2007-05-18, 00:51
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Drove two hours to visit my mum, sixty dollars on flowers, twelve on candy, and a two hundred dollar Ipod... only to have her accidentally set my sweater on fire as she lit a cigarette.

Pretty funny in retrospect, actually.
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Old 2007-05-18, 02:51
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I made my mother breakfast.
Pancakes with jam and cream ( I make a mean ass pancake).
My sister made her a card..
Omi came over for lunch.
And then we went to see a movie.

It was an overall pleasent day.
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Old 2007-05-18, 07:22
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Your name is Liz?
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Old 2007-05-18, 08:19
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I bought her a book and gave her a kiss.
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Old 2007-05-18, 08:39
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Mothers Day???
Ah, you're all American and it's celebrated on a different day.

/panic over
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Old 2007-05-18, 08:54
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Me and my brother goter her a bottle of crown royal, and made her french toast for breakfast.
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Old 2007-05-18, 09:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bazzle View Post
Your name is Liz?
No flies on you, sunshine.

We celebrate mothers day in March here.
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Old 2007-05-18, 09:24
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i brought my mom breakfast in bed...
But its not mothers day here in Sweden
She laughed at me...
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Old 2007-05-18, 12:55
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Your name is Liz?

Did you actually think my real name was "Xiao Mei"??
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Old 2007-05-18, 13:24
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Did you actually think my real name was "Xiao Mei"??

Oh, ah..no

*takes penis out of hand as the image of sodomizing a small screaming chinese woman dissapears*

:(
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Old 2007-05-18, 14:23
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Yeah. Some total fuck was panicking about mothers day the other week, and I was sure it had allready gone by. But this guy was panicking so much I was like "fuck! I must have been thinking of LAST years mothers day! Fuck!"


I must say, my mum was most suprised, pleased and..a tad confused when these beautifull cut glass perfume bottles and a 'happy mothers day' card came through the post for her.




Fucking americans..
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Old 2007-05-18, 14:29
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Did you actually think my real name was "Xiao Mei"??

Yeah... well... shut up!
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Old 2007-05-18, 15:30
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My mom didn't get anything as she's away galavanting in Europe. Well not really galavanting, but still in Europe, not here, making me yummy food...

She's getting extra presents on her birthday next week though.
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Old 2007-05-18, 16:26
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Hmm I feel like such a bad son, I gave her my credit card and told her to get whatever she wanted, she brought some clothes, and I gave her a hug.
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Old 2007-05-19, 04:02
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I came home hungover at about 2pm. I asked her if she wanted anything but she said save my money. She doesn't like all that typical shit. So i suggested I would pick her a flower from the yard. She didnt want one tho :(
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Old 2007-05-19, 05:43
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Did you actually think my real name was "Xiao Mei"??

I knew a SK named Kacang Xiao...
But...no...I guess it would be pretty stupid to have your name be your username...

<.<

>.>
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Old 2007-05-19, 05:49
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I said "happy mother's day!"

I feel kind of bad that I didn't get her a present, but I forgot about it until the day before. When my mom reminded me...lol

Last year I sold my stash so I could buy her perfume. But then I couldn't find the kind she likes so I had to get her a damn candle. Which is a pretty lame present.

I can't decide what's worse, getting her nothing or funding her present with drug money...Hmmm...
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Old 2007-05-19, 06:20
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got her a small rose bush in a pot like a foot and a half tall. i figured it was a good change from the ever dying flowers.
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Old 2007-05-19, 09:44
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I got my Mum this cool green teapot with cats on it.

She likes cats.

And she asked for the teapot the week before. So she was happy with it.

I was supposed to go visit my grandmothers, but poor planning left me cranky and I decided not to go. I feel kind of bad, but.. eh.

On that note, I helped my BF choose a present for his mum and she hated it. Not in a "I hate your girlfriend so this present is awful" sort of way, but she thought he was patronising her or something (It was a foot heater/massager thing).
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