Flame me all you want, it's fine.

But, unlike the angsty, crybaby queers from Bitch and Moan, I love my Mom.

My Ma has always been there for me. I know it's weird coming from an 18 year old male, but I love her! She's always taken then best care of me and even after all the times I've fucked up, she's still my Ma and still loves me just as much.

She always cooks dinner! Every night! An excellent home cooked meal. I learned quite a bit about cooking from her, so I'm quite proficient around the kitchen. This has lead me to ask quite frequently if there's anything I can help with. She just brushes me off with "I love to cook!" no matter how much I persist!

Before I had my license, she fucking took me EVERYWHERE. A friends house, a quick stop at the store, no matter what, she would always get me to where I needed to be!

And, let's not forget her teaching me how to read (she's a librarian, go figure.) I was an excellent reader long before I should of been and have had a passion for reading ever since I was a child. I have my mother to thank for that.

I mean, whenever she asks me to do something, I never argue. I hop right to it. Hell, she's given me 18 years of her time, I can at least give her a few hours of mine!

Thing is Totse, my Mom has been great to me. Always. I always remember to do something special for Mother's Day and her birthday and what not, but that's so bland. I'm asking you, what can I do for her that will let her know how much I appreciated (and continue to appreciate) everything she's done for me? Something other than me just telling her!

No, I'm not going to fuck her /buttsex or anything like that. Sorry to let you down.

Sorry if this is the wrong place for this post. I really don't know where else to put it.

No one ever loves you like your mum (mummmm)
We know a mother's work is never done (mumm)
even when she whacks you on the bum (mummm)
You will always be our number one (mummm)
Mum's the word and so the word is Mummmm.

Your post is really sweet :)

Hell yeah. My mom kicks ass too. My dad's a prick though.

No, I'm not going to fuck her /buttsex or anything like that.

Then you don't really love your mom, you are just using her.

Awwwwww.

I miss my mom.

same here. my mom rules. she helps me with my bills if i need it and things like that for which i could never repay her for. but my dad sucks donkey dick (not literally, i dont think) but he was an alchy my whole life, i never learned shit from him, except how to gut a deer once you kill it.

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I sold my mother during the troubles for a pint of Guinness....

I should have kept the pint... You want her back?

meh im rather lucky. both my parents kick ass.

im in about the same boat as you, my mom's a librarian too so naturally i learned to read at really young age; i pretty much attribute that to not being a dumbass.

fookin' hell you've got a nice mum

my moms been somewhat the same. shes turning into a bitch now. shes starting to not trust me at all and not believe a word that i say. i dont know if it has to do with the "bad grades" in school. she decides that if i dont get anything higher then an 80 is a fail. or the stupid things that people tell my mom i do even tho i never really did anything. my dad is becoming pretty chill tho and he blieves me more than my mom does. he saved my ass from gettin beat with a belt the other night

Personally, I've always found it best to keep an emotional distance from my parents so I'll be less upset when they die.