Hey dudes. This girl I know wants to take a lot of antihistamines and get extremely sedated, or asleep, so that I can have my way with her.

All I can think of is shit like fucking her ass and using some cool objects for insertions. And fisting, too.

Photo's, videos, of course.

It's pretty boring.. wtf could I do to her?

Thanks

--Joe

That's just wrong.

If she's just taking antihistamines, she's not going to be knocked out enough for you to do all that stuff to her.

Rent a horse and get it to penetrate her. Have her sign a release before you do this as the horse may or may not kill her.

Edit: yeah and what xiao said

If she wants it, then ask her if she has anything in mind. Maybe she will, because if she's thought it through that far...

Give her to me so I can give her some REAL drugs and fuck her nicely.

And by "nicely" I mean "ravage savagely".

Just make sure it's all okay, then take pics.

Oh shit ,I completely forgot to ask for pics.

Do it.

Savage ravager, if youse go through with this? As it's liable to cause drying of the muscus membranes...have some Astroglide or K-Y handy, 'k?

Get Motherfucking Pics Now You Useless Person

I'm glad this is just a trolling post.

Ya...

If she said she wants to be nearly passed out while you have your way with her, she must think you're absolutely hideous.

pics are a must

and yeah, if a girl said she wanted to be unconcious while i had my way with her, i'd be pretty insulted

Drop her off at the nearest detox or rehab center.

And join her--you are both in need of professional help.

Dude, that must mean you suck. If a girl doesn't even wanna be awake for it, wow. Put your pen0r in a blender.

she can't look at you fucking her or something? You're a creep and so is she.

I hope you give birth to a baby maggot.

You suck troll.....

MODS - should his account be locked until he either apologises for being a troll, or puts up some pics? If he puts up pics, his account should be locked anyway, cause he's just a sorry excuse for a human.....

Lame asses. I know plenty of girls who truly do get off on being "taken advantage of" while passed out. The thrill of leading up to it, and thoughts about "wtf happened" are intense.

You would need a lot of lube to get anything inside her body comfortably for you, and without permanent damage and excessive bleeding for her.

I would fuck her mouth, finger her ass, attempt anal sex with lube, suck on her titties. Same normal stuff I would do with an adventurous normal girl. The only difference is you dont have to have any shame or listen to "it hurts it hurts".

hear hear!

Whats that you say? 3 foot long string of anal beads?

By all means.

Fuckin cock riding faggot

Bahaha.... random isht like this is why I love totse. But really, DO IT (the anal beads thing) and leave them in, and walk off, simply for hilarity value.

Fuckin cock riding faggot

You, sir, are quite the poet!

It seems like you know all about drugging girls and having your way with them.

Random side note, I just got a flash back to this robot chicken skit
<urlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVh_o0J9IKU

seriously... if you're ganna fuck her, do it, i think personally its not cool.

but if you want to, you should sell her. go to some guy and trade her off for like 200-300$.

let her figure out what to do. if you find the right prostitution places, you can get as much as 2-3k if you dont mind her being chained in a small room and having sex with random men for money.

personally, if she were my friend, i'd just draw on her face, or shave her. kuz you're fucked up.

personally, if she were my friend, i'd just draw on her face, or shave her. kuz you're fucked up.

I guess the hardcore perverted fiends won't agree with me here, but I'm with you. It would be really funny if she took a load of pills and passed out expecting to be fucked seven ways to sunday by random guys, and when she woke up she was fully clothed, unpenetrated but with a big marker-pen moustache and goatee. And yeh, maybe give her a "monk" haircut or something, just for the lulz.

It seems like you know all about drugging girls and having your way with them.

Random side note, I just got a flash back to this robot chicken skit
<urlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVh_o0J9IKU

Hey? I'm too obtuse...I worry that girls who hit on me are insane! I mean...that's how I can tell:..."She's hittin' on me? She must be insaaaaane!"

Hey? I'm too obtuse...I worry that girls who hit on me are insane! I mean...that's how I can tell:..."She's hittin' on me? She must be insaaaaane!"

hahah! QFFT.

In the spirit of the great prophet Groucho Marx, I wouldn't date anyone that would want me.

Tie her up and leave her in your boot with the jack.

What kind of antihistamines? if its like a ton of tylenol pm or benadryl she'll just get pissed because shell be thinking a bear is raping her or some shit

not that ive experienced this :)

ah ffs, hey guys. I changed my email address on this account and didn't get a confirmation email for like a month, so I couldn't reply - my account wasn't active until I got that email, you know the shit. Apparently the email confirmation shit has been down for ages, but we're not really allowed to talk about it?

Anyway - I still haven't drugraped that chick yet. She's still up for it, but we don't have any suitable drugs apparently. I have diphenhydramine (nytol), but from what people are saying, that's shit?

Thanks for the interest, dudes

--Joe

LOL, you know the second she wakes up and sees blood flooding from her butthole, shes calling it rape, right?

rofl so true....draw on her like the others said....oh and set some kind of trap for when she wakes up so she gets whipped cream or spaghetti or w/e all over her....just to be an ass..then when she's like "wtf" just be like "what? you said I could have my way with you....drawing and stuff? thats just how I get off."

hahaha