Well my friend came to see me, and I was in the kitchen having a private phone call. Because no one apart from me uses my PC, I dont have a password on it, thinking thats a bit excessive. SO, being the nosy buggger that he is, my friend saw fit to boot up my machine and have a browse through my computer.

He came across my porn collection, which isnt that substantial, and totally flipped the fuck out, calling me a freak, sexual deviant and a pervert. I dont have animal or kiddie porn, never have, never will, but I am really quite pissed at him,

1) for the intrusion of my privacy
2) the priggishness of the boy for judging me.

Am I justifed in feeling annoyed? Or am I overreacting?

WTF is he 13 years old or something?
Your annoyence is completely justified. Ask him what his issue with porn is, I would be interested to know also.

He should get over it. If there wasn't anything too bad on there, it's his issue, not yours.

No, if he was 13, then he wouldnt be afraid of porn, he would jump at the opportunity for some free porn :)

And the really odd thing is, he comes out with some really blue jokes, i.e. rather crude, if it was just between us guys fine, but he doesnt restrict purely to guys, i.e. he doesnt mind "expressing" himself around females.

I'd find it pretty rude if someone came over to my house and went searching through my computer, so damn straight I'd be annoyed. But, mmm... yeah, I don't like porn at all...so *shrugs*, I'd still be pissed though.. Because, its just the principle of the situation.

A normal guy would just ask for a copy. Unless it was like pissing, strange fetish stuff...

What kind of porn is the question?

If you can risk losing the friendship then beat him up.

I am really embarrased at specfiying the type og porn, but in the iinterests of finding out how normal.weird I am here goes, *takes deep breath*:

-Bubble Butts
-Oral Blowjobs
-Facials
-Lingerie.

Thats it. honestly.

If he can't handle that, you probably shouldn't even be friends with him.

If he can't handle that, he probably shouldn't even be considered male.

Fixed.

those are normal... like.. not even straying into the weird type of porn.

Facials are distasteful.

What I thinks going on here is he seen a large porn collection chocking the rest of you HD and he gave you some shit for it. So what?

facials make me lol :)

sounds like he's in denial, or a straight up moral bugger

What? no menstruations porn?

You know you have to kill him now.

First of all, that may be the shittiest grammar i've ever seen in a title. Including troll threads.

Secondly, yes...he was way out of line. If he cant respect your house, then dont have him over. And if he cant respect porn, then take his testes as a trophy.

Step 1 : slap yourself for having such boring-ass pr0n.

Step 2 : kick your ex-friend's ass for being a bitch.

Step 3 : ???

Step 4 : PROFIT!!! (and buy better porn)

First, yes he is a complete idiot for judging your taste in porn. Hell, what you listed seemed pretty tame to me.

As far as going through the computer......I'm on the fence on that note. How long were you on the phone? What was the nature of the phone call? Did you invite him over or did he just pop on by unexpectedly? Did you make any attempt at giving him some other kind of recreation while you were on the phone.....like hand him the TV remote or give him a magazine to read?

The reason I ask is because I have a friend that CONSTANTLY is nannering on his phone after he invites me over. I get ragged on because I don't come over enough since I have a life with wife and kids, and he is single. Now granted, I don't expect him to entertain me for every minute of every hour I am over there....but there are times HOURS go by until he is ready to light a joint, shoot some pool, play some cards, etc. Honestly, if he didn't have a roomate living there with him now (someone to keep me occupied until he does finally have time to hang out) I probably wouldn't even go over there any more.

I was on the phone for about 15 mins, and it was in regards to a hospital issue, the hosptal phoned me, not the other way round. He dropped by unannounced, though I ws happy to see him, i took him into the sitting room and offered him a drink and told to watch a Dvd or something. the computer was in another room with a closed door.

No longer on the fence here, yes he is an asshole for going on your computer like that. If it was me, I wouldn't be so happy to see him any more. "Friends" that are that rude and selfish have no place in my life. What a lameass twit!

Dude, your friend freaked about THAT?!

Was there even any anal in it?

I mean, seriously. My girlfriend has brought over worse shit than that.. and shes pretty... normal.

Tell your friend that:

1) If he doesn't want to run the risk of finding something he might not like, then don't go looking in the "You wont like this" bin.

2) If he thinks that shit is bad.. to do a quick search for bondage/pissing/anal/gotse.

He'll realize that what you have on your computer is VERY normal for MOST guys.

tell him to fuck off.

its just porn.

if he can't handle it, just stop hanging out with him or just ignore him.

pfft....christians

who cares? you shouldnt. Say half the stuff must have been his cuz you've never seen it. If you're really pissed put a big black dildo next to his bed. He'll freak and be like "how did this get by my bed?" and you say "You know how it got there you dirty boy"

so given my tastes in pornogrpahy Im not weird, or a freak?

i took him into the sitting room and offered him a drink.

You did not just say that.

Your friend is a complete pussy, probably a closet homo as well.

Humble Noob, you sir, are hereby given the don_stracci stand up guy award.

:)

He just freaked out so he had a reason to go home and whack off.

Theres such things as non oral blowjobs?

Theres such things as non oral blowjobs?

You have no imagination.

You have no imagination.

Yeah, vacuum cleaner.

Maybe it's time to give him a lesson in sex education.

I caught my friend whacking in my house. I made fun of him.

Your so called friend is obviously gay.

when you next see him, just slyly say "well at least you didn't find the kiddie porn ;)"