my favorite bar, (an irish bar of course) is next to a well-known local strip club. i'm 21, but i just now on a whim finally did it. plus my friend had VIP passes. they actually had heiny bottles there. im not a fan, but better than anything else.. anyway.. drank for a while then sat by the stage, and confessed to the first one that came to me for my dollar.. it was my first time, with a pitiful face, haha my schtick worked.. they were awesome with me, the first one let me touch her pussy on stage.. crazy.. i dunno then i got titties in my face from another one.. the whole atmosphere though, so silly and fake. i felt like a dirtbag in there drooling over skanks, it was interesting enough, but god it was just silly i think. rammbbleeee ramble.a'lkmelnkalk

This is absoloutely nothing to boast about. Go get a girlfriend, you're 21.

Read the fucking post douchebag, he wasnt bragging at all.

He was just sharing an experience and commenting on how silly and fake it was.

Damn...

you fool my relationship of three years JUST ended like a week ago, give me a break ya jackass. get the fuck outta here ya tight-ass twerp.

I laughed like a hyena.

Why would we care about your relationship? Sorry, why would we care to remember it? As for...mm...the strip club. I couldn't bring myself to ever going to one of those. Just the way you explained/described it then made me feel a bit sick on the insides.

In other news, I cut a Rats head off today for the lols.

Eh... strippers are kind of lame when you think about it later. One of my friends paid 30 bucks to hold a cigar tube in his mouth while the stripper fucked it. I was almost drunk enough to do it, but then I realized that I would rather have 30 bucks in my pocket, thank God.

I dont know that is really kinky

Can't face the world alone?

One day in your life, you will realize how hot that would be, and try to get a girl to do it. It will end up costing you hundreds of dollars in dates and alcohol. You will then realize how foolish you were.

I hate when people have a problem with strippers or strip clubs. It is simple entertainment. What is the problem? They dance, you watch, and maybe more if you are lucky. Ever paid to see a movie in the theater? Not much of a difference.

I would never go to a strip club either just to see some naked overused whores dancing. What's the point if you're not gonna be able to have some piece of them and if you are then u'll get in trouble for the HIV and STD's they spread.

I was in a Bulgarian strip club when I was 15. Strippers love minors as long as they have money :)