So my husband and I have been having more sex than usual with the unhappy side effect of my privates just being...Raw. I mean it really hurts! I don't know WHAT we did wrong, but one of my labia is swollen to like TWICE it's normal size and my whole vulva is bright red and painful.:(

So do any ladies on here have any home remedies for this problem?

Thanks.:)

Give your labia a break by indulging in some EAS.

:p

Take a pic, post it and i'll give you my expert diagnosis.

Then I can post in another thread about how my ASS is sore!:P

Instead of simple cold compresses try small packets of frozen peas. They really are the best for treating any form of genital soreness/inflammation.

When you do a sitzbad then do it with a really strong infusion of chamomile (forget the fancy bottled stuff just brew a really really 'black as tar'-10 tea bags in a small saucepan- infusion of chamomile tea and pour that into the bath water). If you can bear the absurdity of lying on your back with the used wet chamomile tea bags pressed on to your cunny then they work a treat.

Take some ibuprofen to combat the soreness and swelling from the inside, so to speak....and maybe get real good at blow jobs for the next couple of weeks.

and remember I *know* something about damaged/wounded vulvas...

You british think tea can cure anything!:P

LOL true but actually the chamomile tea thing is a german 'thang'. Doctors there prescript it all the time or as a super strength tincture. It does really work.

I tend to distrust any medicine that doesn't come with an arm long list of side affects but when i managed to burn acid holes into my cock (don't ask) it really did help ,along with the frozen peas, it returned the head of my penis from tennis abll size to normal within a day or so.

when i managed to burn acid holes into my cock (don't ask)

I'm inrtrigued now...

Do you think mint tea would have the same effect? What about rosemary steeped in water? I'm listing the stuff I happen to have here, BTW.:P And Jack you REALLY have to tell us how you burned your cock with acid. You can't just drop something like that and NOT explain.

Oh and the peas have been working.:)

I have to go hide from my husband now so he doesn't try to have sex with me again.

...but when i managed to burn acid holes into my cock (don't ask)...

...Ow... Come on, tell us.

but when i managed to burn acid holes into my cock (don't ask)

No, thus: what the hell?

Failing that, pweese tell us uncle jackjack? pweese? we ever so want to hear the story? oh pweese?

I had genital warts.

The nice doctor gave me some acid to burn them off with (this was 20 years ago, nowadays I doubt they do it that way.)

He did mention I should only leave it on for a maximum of 10 minutes...

But I'm male.

I figured if I left it on a bit longer then I'd get rid of them all in one application.

I left it on an hour or so.

It literally burnt/ate holes into my cock. My head was was swollen like a tennis ball, angry red and looked kinda 'moth eaten'.

The warts were gone though.

Damn, that's gotta be a fun way to break the ice. Just whip it out and explain how you got the scars.

Actually the scars healed/disappeared quite quickly (about a year if I remember right) ..the penis has some amazing restorative properties it seems...or maybe it was just my divine member.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.. You don't usually get scars on the penis due to the blood flow.

Use Vaseline next time you have that much sex, you won't get as raw as soon

^There we go, some prevention advice.

THAT'S IMPORTANT.

Swollen labia only happen to me when I'm drunk because I'm too wasted to tell it hurts until the morning after. The longest it's taken them to go back to normal is 4 days. Not fun to walk around and sitting is interesting.

A female friend of mine has had a similar problem caused by a biking accident, I'll prescribe this kinda stuff to her, too.

HaHa Ketch........he most likely gave you the stuff for putting on veruca's........however you spell the plural.

That happened to my ex everytime we had sex for 15 minutes or longer. :(

such a pain in the ass.

"go get me an icepack!"

"blah blah blah"

pfft.

women.

Latex+Vaseline=broken condoms

Latex+ water/silicon based lube= nonsore, nonpregnant pussy

Instead of simple cold compresses try small packets of frozen peas. They really are the best for treating any form of genital soreness/inflammation.

and remember I *know* something about damaged/wounded vulvas...

fooking christ...i'd hate to get an unexpected mouthfull of frozen chickpeas that tasted like xiao mei's vagina...

one of my labia is swollen to like TWICE it's normal size and my whole vulva is bright red and painful.:(

I think your about to cum......

\it returned the head of my penis from tennis abll size to normal within a day or so.

Why would u want to do that?

I can't believe it hurts this much...It didn't hurt while we were having sex and I wasn't drunk or anything so I would've felt it!

And it's not like we had sex for that long each time (we have a kid, so 10 minutes is pretty much our limit!) I probably do just need some KY.

fooking christ...i'd hate to get an unexpected mouthfull of frozen chickpeas that tasted like xiao mei's vagina...

I'm not actually taking them out of the bag and shoving them IN there, dear...

Hmm....a frozen pea filled condom?

The peas can reach all the nooks and crannies that way... :p

I'm not actually taking them out of the bag and shoving them IN there, dear...
Hmm, vazhin flavoured frozen peas... Borat approves!

Damnit, I just spat all over my monitor. :P

LOL true but actually the chamomile tea thing is a german 'thang'. Doctors there prescript it all the time or as a super strength tincture. It does really work.

I tend to distrust any medicine that doesn't come with an arm long list of side affects but when i managed to burn acid holes into my cock (don't ask) it really did help ,along with the frozen peas, it returned the head of my penis from tennis abll size to normal within a day or so.


.. what? :l

Instead of simple cold compresses try small packets of frozen peas. They really are the best for treating any form of genital soreness/inflammation....

how could you just put somthing cold on your genitals, maybe its different for guys but it would be SOOOOOOO uncomfortable that i would rather them be sore and or aching

I know the pain all too well.. I just kept a cold compress between my legs to alleviate the pain.. I usually sleep bottomless too.. The cool air makes it feel better.. You may want to remove your bottoms AFTER your hubby falls asleep though.. :p