ok forget the thread title a moment - i believe a VAST percentage of girls publically masturbate and its simply a well kept secret.

how? well if you ever see a lady with her legs crossed rubbing her thighs together (sometimes hands between the thighs, near the pussy, squeezing down on them) then its pretty damn likely she is getting herself off. i know this from reading it on a couple of websites, observing women and going on a chat room posed as a girl and asking questions.

do girls of totse do this? most recent place i read about it was article on collge humour

college humor is crap.
That aside, no I don't. But I recently got one of my inner labia pierced and it makes bike rides quite stimulating.

yup gosta agree with u on the college humour thing. bike riding story sounds cool/hot. i think women are lucky in that they can masturbate discreetly and more inventively. dont have an orgasm and get run over though :)

I'm a male. I masturbate in public...and not just occasionally. I masturbate EVERYWHERE. Movie, mall, church, friend's place, pools, pool halls, arenas, restaurants, family get together...doesn't matter. If I can rub my cock from my larger than normal pockets, I will.

Sure, I have a boner for the better part of a day, but I like to display it. Certainly lures young children better than a candy bar. Inquisitive nature kicks sweet tooth's ass ANY day.

You evidently missed the point of this thread. We want hot public masturbation stories from the girls of the temple, not your perverted stuff.

...;).

...;).

Don't fucking tease us.

You evidently missed the point of this thread. We want hot public masturbation stories from the girls of the temple, not your perverted stuff.

Hilarious!

Don't fucking tease us.

what, you expect me to just dish out all my stories? these things are gold.
besides, the whole hands in the crotch legs crossed thing is nonsense. we're much more subtle than that.

besides, the whole hands in the crotch legs crossed thing is nonsense. we're much more subtle than that.

You don't even use your hands?!

don't you just sit ther with your tight jeans dow fingering yourself? and moan well passers by jerk off on your chest and try to fuck you? LOL

Can we say "remote controlled vibrator" anybody?

Can we say "mind controlled vibrator" anybody?

once i offered to buy my (now ex) girlfriend a fancy necklace if she could keep a vibrating egg inside her until the batteries wore out

what she didn't know was i swapped the cheap crappy batteries for some high capacity batteries

im a bastard

roflmfao how long did those battries last? lol thats fuckin hallirios man, was she pissed?

I coerced a girl into keeping her cellphone inside her on vibrate during class. It was one of those real little ones. I called it about 4 times. It brokeded :(.

Anyways, I beat off in public oncep and it was during History class.

roflmfao how long did those battries last? lol thats fuckin hallirios man, was she pissed?

well she only lasted 1 day

the batteries were still going strong when she got home from work

and she was way too horny by then to be pissed

It's true. My ex-girlfriend told me how sometimes when her jeans are tight, she'll cross her legs or close them really tight, then relax...

Rinse and repeat.

She said it felt good...

...Come to think of it, she was really horny for a full fledged Christian "Jesus, I am yours!" type person.

I do beleive christians, muslims, or anything else can be really horny....it does seem you stereotyped christian girls into not being horny or as horny. A completely false stereotype.

I do beleive christians, muslims, or anything else can be really horny....it does seem you stereotyped christian girls into not being horny or as horny. A completely false stereotype.

...Actually...

The only reason I said that because she was the type of person to start a "Ban Porn on the Internet" myspace group, and get 5,000 signatures.

...Then be so easily convinced (I won't say I didn't manipulate her at all) to send a cirtain friend naked pictures of herself.

...Then later feel guilty and pray to "God" about all of it.

She was hypocritical... I proabaly should of put that in my last post, but alas, lazyness won.

I didn't intend to make a blanket statement for all Christians... Only her :D

You don't even use your hands?!

we is a tricky bunch.

now how did you pull that one off with out being seen? and what did you just cum in your pants or the chicks ass one seat up from you?

You don't even use your hands?!

fucking girls, make me jealous

I know a girl who was masturbating in year 8 history class,i was right next to her while she was apparently doing it,she was making all the classic noises.

I just wish i was paying more attention:([shit i would have helped her out]

Why do people find this so incredibly interesting?

Girls put their hands between their legs because it's warm
Not to mastuberrbentate.
¬¬

The lining on the crotch on pairs of jeans are used to stimulate the clit whilst the legs are crossed.

Didnt notice this thread got replies lol. topic has by NO stretch of the imagination been done to death....

so far we have learnt - girls do indeed get up to these things but in ways more subtle and mindblowing then first thought

Hexadecimal is a creepy purvert

the hands in the trouser crotch thing was inaccurate speculation (it is in fact done to keep warm)

Moar stories girls!

fuck stories give us videos

fuck stories give us videos

I second this.

fuck stories give us videos

fuck videos let's set up dates

You don't even use your hands?!

No, my dear, naieve little boy... no, they don't have to use their hands at all...

Do you remember, when you were younger, and your feet didn't reach the floor when you sat in a chair, how when you were bored, you'd just sorta... kick your feet back 'n forth for something to do?

When you were younger, did you ever, I dunno... maybe climb a tree or two with your friends? Girl down the street, friends sister, maybe?

Straddling a branch, swinging your foot, gently rocking... back 'n forth, back and forth... nicely... rythmical... soothing...

No, dear boy, the use of hands is not required. Public masturbation is not only learned at a young age, but techniques are actively shared amongst friends and classmates...

...now, run along, and maybe if you're a good boy, Joe the Pedo will teach you everything his young friends taught him about 'horsie' rides...

Why is it it's okay for women to masturbate on the train but if I do it it's "creepy" and "pedophelic"?

i second this

lol, just as i typed this, that song "now you're a man" came on iTunes LOL

The lining on the crotch on pairs of jeans are used to stimulate the clit whilst the legs are crossed.

those bastards at Levis! It's a conspiracy! That's why thy sold so many!

Now your a man...a MAN MAN MAAAAN!

Because you grabbed my ass en passat.

Oh, also, because you're eye-raping small children when you do it.

Because you grabbed my ass en passat.

Oh, also, because you're eye-raping small children when you do it.

I lolled pretty hard.

Because you grabbed my ass en passat.

Oh, also, because you're eye-raping small children when you do it.

HAHA!

but yeah is if you a guy wacking it in publick like luck or skill? cause it s hard for me to jerk off to the hot girls in my class without getting scene so i do not do it just in the bathroom lol

The irony of your name makes me lol.

Because it deals with girls and masturbating. Pretty much the one consistent weakness most males on &TOTSE shares.

but yeah is if you a guy wacking it in publick like luck or skill? cause it s hard for me to jerk off to the hot girls in my class without getting scene so i do not do it just in the bathroom lol
The irony of your name makes me lol.

I LOL'D.

My friend saw a girl doing this once. He was on a coach line and everybody was asleep, except one girl who was reading a guy's magazine and rubbing her clit a little bit. She didn't know he had woken up, and was watching her by keeping his eyes open ever so slightly. It's funny because this was a military camp and no fraternising was aloud at all.

You think just because they SAY DON'T fraternise with the other sex, that people won't? My friend and I just got back from basic and he was at a co-ed basic training in Ft. Leonorad wood and he told me how all the girls got dick in them ALL THE Damn time. They weren't supposed to but that didn't stop those dirty sluts haha.

I haven't per say jerked off in public, but ive done it in some fucked up places. But thats pretty sexy that girls get off in public ive seen girls do it a little bit.

nice named dude. loved Reboot. rep to u

and yeah this is for chicks not the perverted child getter

Ravenman, what part of Oklahoma are you from?

Because it deals with girls and masturbating. Pretty much the one consistent weakness most males on &TOTSE shares.

QFT.

double standard. all should be able to jerk off in public legally.

lol i fapped in detention once, a girl fell asleep next to me and she left her hoodie on the table so i covered my pants with it and unzipped and fapped to a girl in a bikini in my history book. Busted a huge load on her hoodie and put it back where it was. She put it on when she left :D

Oh shit... wow +1

Young children masturbate anywhere and everywhere.. They don't care who watches or how obvious it looks..

T'ank Heavens for leetle gurls.

I think I might take up masturbating in public. The idea appeals to me.. although being arrested for public indecency doesn't.
I'll get back to totse on this one! :)

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