and im gunna go out and find myself a new girl

sounds pretty cruel to me.

if you have to do it though, go for it.

Bit of a nasty way to break up with someone. But then again, seeing your previous posts, I'm not surprised you'd opt for this way of doing things.

Also, if she's ugly, why did you get with her? Dirty little fucker.

ok maybe i should give a little more info lol, im not jus gunna go and say that.... but im really not happy with this girl, all her life is, is going out and getting drunk and i want more then that you know, she never has anytime for me but she's always like i went and got really wasted last night

Aren't you a little young to be dating?

Not age... maturity wise.

I always tell your girlfriend shes ugly, she knows it's true.

If you wanna be a grown up, son, you gotta act like it a bit more.

Instead of "You're ugly. I'm getting someone else" how about "Look, you're wasting my motherfucking time with all this going out and getting drunk as fuck and bragging about it. I'm finding someone I'd rather spend my time with who doesn't smell like a unwashed week-old pint glass. And by the way you're ugly!"

Much better.

Post pics, and we'll tell you whether or not she's ugly.

shes not ugly but she IS wasting my time and it pisses me off

So tell her that, you cuntface.

IM GUNNA deuche bag

IM GUNNA deuche bag

llolol

You should sit her down, make it all romantic-like. Make sure there's KFC involved. Start playing Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night." Mid-song, start making out with a blowup doll that was carefully hidden in a closet. Be sure to include groping and perhaps some moaning. Post-makeout, grab a piece of chicken, and between bites explain to her that you don't want to date her anymore, and all the reasons, then grab the bucket of chicken and blowup doll and run off into the sunset.

Worked for me. It's fool proof.

Yes, do this. Word for fucking word.

You have an ethical responsibility to consider how what you say affects other's perceptions of themselves.

You open a can of worms like that you better be ready to hear what she thinks about you and you aren't god's gift to women, ya know.

dude your probably just jealous, because while shes out drinking and having a good time with friends your sitting at home, alone, on your computer, bitching to people about your girlfriend. so yes you should break up with her because shes too cool for you

post reaction pics.

jesus christ flame fest becouse i decided to stay home and fuck around on totse today instead of the norm... and shit guys if she can drink and smoke more then me she has to have a problem...

i know im not the best person in the world... but i deserve better then this cunt

Haha, every guy at some point in his life should be required to call at least one girlfriend "fat", "ugly" or "psycho" just to experience the deadly consequences and learn that lesson to it's fullest extent.

Okay.

fix3d

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You should sit her down, make it all romantic-like. Make sure there's KFC involved. Start playing Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night." Mid-song, start making out with a blowup doll that was carefully hidden in a closet. Be sure to include groping and perhaps some moaning. Post-makeout, grab a piece of chicken, and between bites explain to her that you don't want to date her anymore, and all the reasons, then grab the bucket of chicken and blowup doll and run off into the sunset.

This is EPIC.

You have to do the mid-sex breakup:

Bend her over and when you're about halfway through, tell her "What the fuck!? Your sister did this so much better!"

If you want more street cred, substitute sister for brother!

Guaranteed reaction.

~Saint947

Or, scream out your own name, then ask her to take a hint.

IM A deuche bag

Fixed.

Break up with her right after you cum. Be like thanks for the good time but im breaking up with you pull up your pants then walk out.

NOTE-make sure you don't do this at your house