Recent Pictures of the new baby and our daughter..

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0176.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0174.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0172.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0130.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0131.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0021-1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0055.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0149.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0148.jpg

I see from 055 that you're raising a gangster. Very nice.

allow me to be the first to say...

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Yay Pictures!

Cute kids.

They have totse blood, yayz0rs.

I'd hit it.

I'd hit it.

Which one?

So how are things going with the new baby?

Somebody likes Tie-dye....

Well for the most part.. Our daughter is finally adjusting to his presence in our family a lot better.. So that's a plus..

I do hate feeding him though.. :(

Why do you hate feeding him? If it's nipple soreness, that will soon pass. My nipples hurt like crazy for like the first 3 weeks after my daughter was born. Did you nurse your older child? Are you planning to stay home or go to work?

He doesn't seem to want to latch on right.. I readjust him like 20 times in 1 feeding.. He only really sucks on one part of my nipple.. This causes extreme soreness.. It hurts even after I've finished feeding him.. I was bleeding last week.. I hope this passes soon.. This hurts ridiculously bad..

Our daughter had no desire to latch on at all.. I was determined though and pumped constantly for 3 months.. It was too hard to keep up at school, so that was the end of that..

I'm planning on staying home..

Lol your nips hurt. btw ur kids r hawt id tap them both

Awwwww, so squishy!

I was gonna throw out the manditory "I'd hit it," but I decided I knew better. You know, I thought to myself "That's a little too far. That's someone else's kids you're talking about." Then, I read through the comments, sure enough someone had went there. So, not only my thought immediately go there, it did for at least three other people. Probably most of TOTSE.

Anyways, they're cute little buggers. Don't let them grow up to pillage my people and we'll be alright.

git nekkid

Will you tell the kids about totse?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww fucking hell, I can't think of any meme good enough. :p

<3 yr adorable kids

awwwwwwwww ssssüüüüüüßß !!!

(its early morning and I'm still caffeine depleted therefore thinking in deutsch...means 'sweet' btw)

Sometimes there is a thread that makes me happy to stick already.

i oughta pluck their eyeballs out and force feed them to the mother.

I heard the oxytocin give you a high while breast feeding.

Congratulations on your beautiful offspring.
I think breastfeeding is worth it in the long run, but a girl I know was explaining how painful it was to her, when I asked her why she stopped. I suppose it's one of those things you can't imagine, and have to experience to understand.
They both look very healthy and adorable! :)

Cute kids. Don't raise 'em to be spoiled suburban little shits, pls.

(its early morning and I'm still caffeine depleted therefore thinking in deutsch...means 'sweet' btw)

What? I thought you're English. why would you think in German early in the morning?

Also, your son looks chinese. Does Zek know you've been rogering with hong behind the fish shop?

Dude, that's really retarded. Often, babies are born with spikey black hair and those squinty little eyes. It's nothing to do with origin.
Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/Babyoyo.jpg) is a picture of me early on in life, bearing an scary resembalance to Kim Jong Il. Yet I'm in no way Korean.


Babies are weird. That is all.

My nipples cracked and bled, so I know how you feel. Seriously, though the tea works and the pain should be gone in a couple of weeks. I hope it works out for you staying home...I've had a great time being a full time mom!

Dude, that's really retarded. Often, babies are born with spikey black hair and those squinty little eyes. It's nothing to do with origin.
Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/Babyoyo.jpg) is a picture of me early on in life, bearing an scary resembalance to Kim Jong Il. Yet I'm in no way Korean.


Babies are weird. That is all.

Round these parts some are still born with webbing between their toes and useful extra digits...

no I'm not joking :(

Your children are beautiful. Congratulations. :)

Gorgeous!

Awwww.

Post nudez of both plz

why do you have pictures of many penises in your photobucket

edit: also pictures of floppy titties and the pictures of the dick's were all fucking crooked.
pray for your babies to have normal titties and penor

yea please ...Jesus/God/Jehovah/Cow will love you for it!
spank them if bad and don't buy them anything unnecessary to get your self some relief

Lawl. That's my dick.

lmao wtf and why

lmao wtf and why

Why not? Dammit, this thread is getting off topic. Jack, can you delete all these moronic posts (including this one)?

Why not? Dammit, this thread is getting off topic. Jack, can you delete all these moronic posts (including this one)?

Sorry no, and you have no idea how much you look like my younger skaggy brother...uncanny infact.

For a moment there I thought...

But I'm sure if he 'd spawned my mother would have informed me (he and i don't talk).

That's probably the ugliest baby I've ever seen.

j/k I've seen uglier.

I love the baby's hair.

Well done, mate.

AAAAaAAAWwwwwwwwwww! I love their matching outfits! :)

Those babies are ugly. You fail as parents.

Edit: I just saw the picture of you and your bitch on your photobucket. Not a big surprise your offspring fail at being cute.

My thoughts exactly, haha

Man that kid is ugly, I hope he grows out of it

You're an asshole.

And how did you even see the other picures of him and his girlfriend when he didn't post them?

You're an asshole.

And how did you even see the other picures of him and his girlfriend when he didn't post them?

You phail at teh internets.

*adds mandatory "Awwww!"*

:)

You phail at teh internets.
I know.:(

But seriously, how do you see the other pictures?

I know.:(

But seriously, how do you see the other pictures?

Zek's Photobucket is set to public. If you take the image location off the end of the link (the bit on the end after the last forward-slash that ends in .jpg) you can see the actual picture directory.

I do it with every picture somebody posts, just in case. And if the Photobucket is private, it's always worth changing the number on the end of the URL up or down by 1 in case they save pictures sequentially.

Zek's Photobucket is set to public. If you take the image location off the end of the link (the bit on the end after the last forward-slash that ends in .jpg) you can see the actual picture directory.

I do it with every picture somebody posts, just in case. And if the Photobucket is private, it's always worth changing the number on the end of the URL up or down by 1 in case they save pictures sequentially.

^ creep

Zek's Photobucket is set to public. If you take the image location off the end of the link (the bit on the end after the last forward-slash that ends in .jpg) you can see the actual picture directory.

I do it with every picture somebody posts, just in case. And if the Photobucket is private, it's always worth changing the number on the end of the URL up or down by 1 in case they save pictures sequentially.

Yeah.. That's a little weird..

Fuck you, I'm totally cute.. And so are my kids..

All babies (even mine) are ugly when they're first born (Although my son was much prettier than most babies:p) .. As for my daughter, she's just a gorgeous little girl.. There is no denying that.. :D

Yeah.. That's a little weird..
Heh, I only asked because I wanted to see which one of you the baby looks like!:P Also, I thought I was doing something wrong because everyone else seemed to see a lot more pictures than me.:(

Heh, I only asked because I wanted to see which one of you the baby looks like!:P Also, I thought I was doing something wrong because everyone else seemed to see a lot more pictures than me.:(

No no no, not you, we mean Happy is the weirdo :p

Yeah.. That's a little weird..

C'mon, it's just curiosity. I want to see people's pictures! I'm not some weird stalker-type, honest. I didn't even save your address when Zek gave it to me on MSN :o

Hardly there: Will you post pictures of you and HOZ so I can see which one of you is the lucky parent? My kid looks EXACTLY like her dad and nothing like me.:( I mean she has no feature like mine at all...

I'll try to find a decent one of each of us so that you can tell clearly who looks like whom.. lol..

i'd tap that.

edit: shit wrong thread, oh well still lulz

Gorgeous!

*nods*. sup. and LOL at post about how babies look chinese - this is true!

babies are generally ugly


Should have kept that to myself

Yours is kinda cute though. Hope she grows up to be a decent person.

Why do you cut yourself Zek? That's horrible! :(

Give the baby a mohawk then post pics. Kthx.
Anyway +1 for the successful procreation and all that.

I suppose if you can get passed the ickiness of the swollen, sweaty woman in labor next to him, this would be a good picture of Zek..
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/S4300204.jpg

Or this one.. Our prom picture from like 2 years ago.. (Ignore my enormous belly there, too)
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/06-28-2005091544PM.jpg

Me:
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/lastscan2.jpg

I don't really have any pictures of me on our pc.. I have some on my myspace.. But I don't like any picture taken of me.. lol..
But I think it's fairly clear that our daughter looks more like him than me.. I can't tell with my son yet..

Who the hell took a picture of you while you were in labor?? Your little girl does look more like Zek, but the baby appears to be complected more like you.

They were posing next to me like I was a goddamn landmark!

Whats up with the hippie shirts? cute little buggers by the way.

Its a ploy to make you think that they are both penniless hippies.

Next they'll call their child 'Moonchild' or 'stardust'

Of course, in reality, HOZ is the youngest CEO ever of a Fortune 500 company and Hardly There is millionare princess with a phd.

That last pic requires many "Awwe"s! BTW, either my standards took another plummet, or your hot as shit.... Only one way to find out......
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I love the parenting advice in this thread. It's so profound.

What? I thought you're English. why would you think in German early in the morning?

Uhm because we speak German at home? I can't even think about writing here in English until I've at least heard the Shipping Forecast on BBC RAdio 4 in the morning (yes I'm sad...its a brit thang, don't worry about it)

Awww, Zek, they're beautiful!!!


They look delicious.

Lol, how come the idea of babies is pretty cute but in practice they are horrible disgusting little goblins?


Posting vitriol because my neighbours kids wake me up every fucking day barking like dogs and shit.

They recommended placing tea bags on my nipples for that. It works! Messy, but it helped so much! I'm not sure what it is that is in tea, but it really helped with healing.
If they're cold they'll reduce the blood flow to your nipple which would probably feel pretty good if it was all inflamed and shit.

Just thought I should add something semi practical to this..

beautiful kids congratz,wish them and you all the best
and i cant resist here is my newest addition
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/tatued30/zade019.jpg

I love it!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *gets all broody*

Cute kid, yo!

my GOD i want babies!

my GOD i want babies!Name a time and place...

thats a beautiful white kid, thanks for not betraying our race :)

Anyone else look through the photobucket? Boobs, cocks, and self-mutilation.

But... cute kids :)

Congratulations Zek, that's one fine baby you have there, love the shirt!

They're both mainly minority races.. I.E. Hispanic and Native American..

I don't really care.

I don't really care.

Then don't reply?

They're both mainly minority races.. I.E. Hispanic and Native American..

Im not talking about that ugly baby, im talking about the aryan kid.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0174.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0149.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0148.jpg

Actually, now i think about it is sad that such a beautiful girl in whos hands the future of the white race lies will be raised with a mud.

I volunteer to adopt her and give her a proper white raising, far away from any kind of non-whites.

How do i contact the father, or shall i say the race traitor? or was it the mother?

^^^Please stop trolling.

Im not talking about that ugly baby, im talking about the aryan kid.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0174.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0149.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0148.jpg

Actually, now i think about it is sad that such a beautiful girl in whos hands the future of the white race lies will be raised with a mud.

I volunteer to adopt her and give her a proper white raising, far away from any kind of non-whites.

How do i contact the father, or shall i say the race traitor? or was it the mother?

She's about 1/8 white..

Don't know why I'm feeding you..

She's about 1/8 white..

Don't know why I'm feeding you..

What part can you not get?

Im not talking about the BABY, the brown mexican in the photos.

I am talking about the girl, the beautiful white girl who apparently is going to be raised with this mud at home.

I volunteer to adopt her and give her a proper white education. Do you know who i talk to?

What part can you not get?

Im not talking about the BABY, the brown mexican in the photos.

I am talking about the girl, the beautiful white girl who apparently is going to be raised with this mud at home.

I volunteer to adopt her and give her a proper white education. Do you know who i talk to?

The girl is not white.. She looked exactly like the little baby boy in the pictures.. So I'm sure he'll lighten up as well..

You're retarded..

The girl is not white.. She looked exactly like the little baby boy in the pictures.. So I'm sure he'll lighten up as well..

You're retarded..

He doesnt look like he will lighten up.

The girl looks very white, but the boy?

The boy... well, as asked before, does zek know you've been rogering with Hog behind the fish shop?

He doesnt look like he will lighten up.

The girl looks very white, but the boy?

The boy... well, as asked before, does zek know you've been rogering with Hog behind the fish shop?

Everyone thinks I'm Asian.. Which I'm not, for the record!

My daughter was that dark with dark hair when she was born too..

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/S4300255.jpg
See?

He doesnt look like he will lighten up.

The girl looks very white, but the boy?

The boy... well, as asked before, does zek know you've been rogering with Hog behind the fish shop?

You complete retard! Babies have darker skin when they are first born as their skin begins to balance body temperature

I just read in New Scientist that cabbage leaves are good for relieving nipple pain, especially if heated up first. No shit! Apparently has anti inflammatory chemicals and acts like a poultice.

Seeing as you guys were talking about like, nipples, earlier.

This helped a great deal! :)

I used to do this when I was nursing! I seriously used to walk around with cabbage leaves in my bra all of the time. My husband made fun of me.:(

My husband made fun of me.:(

I wonder why....

I smell like cabbage.. :(

So did I, but I didn't care because my breasts hurt so bad without the leaves!

Not sure if I'm the first person to put this out there, but...

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j81/thabee420/lolwtf.jpg

...why do you put cigarette butts out on your carpet?

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j81/thabee420/lolwtfenlarged.jpg

That's not a butt.

That's not a butt.

Lies.

It's actually a sticker..

Are you sure the baby doesnt have an extra chromosome? It looks like its got a tad of da downs

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/dumace/100_0174.jpg != http://4sbccfaculty.org/lecture/2000s/images/shapiro_images/32-downs-syndrome_72.jpg

looks like a totsean