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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-14, 17:58
downwithhopeupwithdope downwithhopeupwithdope is offline
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so the other night i was drinking and talking to people on the internet, i decided to hit up this girl who i havent seen in like 4 months. Before that we started hanging out a year or so ago. We went hiking together like twice and saw a movie or something and then i just decided i didnt like her and i was just friends. i would be with a couple of my buddies and hang out iwht her younger brother over at here house she would be there, usually be a bonfire with some kids getting fucked up. blah blah blah sorry its taking so long if ur still reading.
so like a couple of days ago i was talking to her get her phone number and told her to call me she said do the same. i didnt to lazy, she hits me up then like a day or two later with a text saying. hiking? i was like what the fuck and then i hit her up saying u want to go hikking she said yea let me kno the next time u go. so i go all the time and ill probably be hittin her up real so. here comes the question, should i i make a move on her while were hikking? bring some liquior? weed? what. The reason i decided i didnt like her was my one buddy sort of did shit with her when they were drunk and i was like fuck that so now i decided i wouldnt mind tapping that how is the best way to do that?
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Old 2007-05-14, 19:23
Pacmanoncrack Pacmanoncrack is offline
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Default Re: Some Help Needed.

You seem to have your shit together, you don't need any help here. Get the fuck out.
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Old 2007-05-14, 19:28
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Some Help Needed.

*yawn*

I'll leave this up because at least you didn't stoop to saying 'making out' or 'bros before hoes' but , incase you really are new, please be aware we aren't here to help you get laid or to tell you what magic words to say to a girl.
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Old 2007-05-14, 19:36
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Default Re: Some Help Needed.

^^^ignore jack. he drinks too much caffeine.

If I were you, I wouldn't have any plans except to have fun. Do you have fun hiking and smoking weed? Hiking and drinking? Then bring the weed & booze.

Just do whatever is fun.
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Old 2007-05-14, 20:30
Jane_doe Jane_doe is offline
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Default Re: Some Help Needed.

You DO realize you're not getting laid right?
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Old 2007-05-15, 03:01
downwithhopeupwithdope downwithhopeupwithdope is offline
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Default Re: Some Help Needed.

to the poster above me now i must accomplish to getting laid on this hike. since u doubt i will try nahhaa. if i find out how to load some pics i can show u guys the awesome views where i hike to.
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Old 2007-05-15, 03:32
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Default Re: Some Help Needed.

If you are so desperate for sex, just take a knife along. You know, you'll be all alone in the middle of the woods, noone can hear her scream...

Just don't expect to have sex with her again - unless you bury her, and come back every now and then... I guess you could warm her over a fire so she's not too cold.

Seriously dude - go for a hike, take some weed / alcamahol, a few condoms, and see what happens.
 
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