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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-13, 21:44
adve3nt adve3nt is offline
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Default How doth one...

...get strangers to offer sex with little or no coaxing?
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Old 2007-05-13, 21:47
Saint947 Saint947 is offline
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Default Re: How doth one...

Before someone says alcohol, drugs, ghb, etc.. Consider this:

EVERY girl I've ever had a "no strings" sexual encounter with has been in one way or another, a head trip. Do you know why this is? Any rational girl wants a relationship with the sex. The ones that don't are the ones that haven't found what grounds them. They're not stable.

You do NOT want to be the guy that they "find their stability" with. Child support with a crazy bitch is not fun.

Re-think your plans young one. Sometimes it's better to find one that works well than sample 50 that don't.

~Saint947
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Old 2007-05-14, 05:29
citric citric is offline
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Default Re: How doth one...

You do NOT want to be the guy that they "find their stability" with. Child support with a crazy bitch is not fun.
~Saint947

nicely said.

I had a friend (seriously, not me) in a similar situation. He met this chick who had a crap ton of money boned her and then like a week later she was goin on about how she's pregnant and went to the doctor and "it's a girl because the heartbeat is faster than it would be if it were a boy" and blah blah blah... then she "got into a car wreck" and had a scar and when he asked her about the baby, she just nonchalantly "oh, I had a miscarriage"


crazy bitches man... crazy
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Old 2007-05-14, 05:36
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Default Re: How doth one...

Quote:
Originally Posted by adve3nt
...get strangers to offer sex with little or no coaxing?


Sit at the bar licking your eyebrows. Would work on women I rekon......

Other than that, just ask. You may be pleasantly surprised by the respinse. I doubt it, but you may be....
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Old 2007-05-14, 06:05
Jane_doe Jane_doe is offline
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Default Re: How doth one...

Quote:
Originally Posted by adve3nt
...get strangers to offer sex with little or no coaxing?


Sometimes when I go to clubs I can't help but think "Damn some of these fuckers are really fucking ugly/old."
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Old 2007-05-14, 09:18
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Default Re: How doth one...

Sometimes when I go to clubs I can't help but think "Damn some of these fuckers are really fucking ugly/old."

Yeah, I've watched 50 year old women on Mardi Gras grind fuck 25 year old men. Pretty disgusting.
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Old 2007-05-14, 23:32
adve3nt adve3nt is offline
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Default Re: How doth one...

Sit at the bar licking your eyebrows. Would work on women I rekon......

Other than that, just ask. You may be pleasantly surprised by the respinse. I doubt it, but you may be....

my tongue isn't long enough.
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Old 2007-05-15, 03:12
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Default Re: How doth one...

my tongue isn't long enough.

awwwww... poor diddums.....

Anyway, real men know it's not the size of the tongue, it's how fast it flicks that counts.....
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Old 2007-05-15, 04:28
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awwwww... poor diddums.....

Anyway, real men know it's not the size of the tongue, it's how fast it flicks that counts.....

an infinitesimally small tongue operating at infinitely high speeds....

the outcome?

total orgasmic catastrophe.
 
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