I was with my girlfriend the other night. Everything was perfectly normal that night. We played around for a bit and then crawled into bed. I let her on top. We started off slow, and gradually got faster and faster. It's when we were so incredibly close to climax that it happened. I was looking into her lovely face when it did. I sneezed. Not the normal kind of petite, "achoo." It was the thick phlegm infested kind; the bit with chunks of yellow. It exploded all over her breasts and face. I think some of it got in her mouth. She was disgusted and stormed out of the house. When I saw her the next day it was really awkward, and we didn't say anything to each other. What should I do totse?

[[[Psyk]]]

I don't know if there's anything to do. If she can't understand that it was just a weird accident and let it go, she's just a dumb bitch.

Edit: Same for you, if you can't just let it drift into the past, you're a dumb bastard.

Murder/Suicide.

and this is useless without pix

Agreed, just an accident so just laugh about it and move on

Troll.

Flip her over and attack the weak spot for massive damage

no

thats why you cover your mouth

dumbass

LMAO

Just tell her you're sorry, it was an accident etc. She'll get over it.

If she's upset your only course of action is murder/suicide. on the other hand maybe she's not a completely stupid and crazy bitch with no grip on reality and you can just let it drift into the past. but citing feminism and all the other bullshit nowadays you're probably fucked.

Hee hee hee!

Nasty, i'd apologise if you haven't already.

LMAO




well put!

Haha I remember the other week me and my girl were having sex and I coughed, sending a chunk of concentrated nastyness right at her face. I caught that shit, it was glorious.

LMFAO!!! im nearly dying of laughter here.

seriously tho, this will be something to tell your grand-children

I tried apologizing to her today, so I bought some beautiful flowers for her at the local florist. Upon reaching her house with the flowers, she could probably hear me coming up the cobblestone path. I rang her doorbell and then took a whiff of the flowers to make sure they smelled great. She opened the door happily surprised, but apparently I am allergic to that particular strain of begonias. I then sneezed vehemently (to the side this time) causing her to quickly shut the door. I'm afraid to call her now, she probably thinks I'm being disingenuous and harassing her. :(

[[[Psyk]]]

ok u had me up to that post... good troll... that was fuckin funny, im dissapointed it didnt actually happen tho.

agreed. at first it was understandable but man you just should have admitied it instead.

Legit or not it made me laugh :)

Let us know how things turn out.

They've even started to troll fucking S&A?!

That's what you get for not having buttsecks !!!