ok guys,i know i posted a while back and ya i still have that old problem as well but theres a new girl in the loop and i was sorta wonderin if i should pursue this
ill show the convo,now take into mind the girl was drunk and yes ive met her in person several times...
[this is a convo i had with her last night ona web messenger service since my AIM is screwed up,so it might look wierd]


You said: heey
You said: do u still do coke
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: nope i dont do anything
You said: twaat?!why not
You said: i thought u were
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: im full of sobriety
You said: lol o and lemme geuss uve gone catholic too then
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: i got into way too much trouble and i got really sick from doing coke
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol no
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: hahaha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: dont worry just sober
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: ;p;
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: *
You said: good,well too bad i was about to get 10-13 grams of coke in afew weeks,and i was gonna invite u ,cause i will def od if i try to finish it off by myself
You said: lol o really just sober eh?hmm not for sure what to take that statement as
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: well the only thing i can do is alcohol like i did today
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: haha
You said: ,ooo LIAR liar,u arent sober then miss
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: well slmost
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol
You said: better watch it,im a licensed police ya know!
You said: officer*
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: i have been for 15 days until today
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: haha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: then arrest me
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol
You said: un hunh,lol watch tommorow your gonna get drunk again,well i cant arrest you right now,its past the clock
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: hahaha
You said: besides im the fun cop not the bad cop
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: strip search me and everything
You said: altho i can be persuaded to be
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: hahaha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol im sorry i a m too drunk
You said: lol hmmm strip search you eh,i told u im the good cop right now not the bad one,thats later on in the night when i get drunk ya know
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: haha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: hahaha
You said: better hope you dont get a beer belly-personally ima vodka man myself
You said: hey whats your number im goin around addin everyone caus ei jsut got a cell
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: hand cuff me up to the bed and fuck me like a fucking animal!!!
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: i had tequeila or however you spell it
You said: lol a lil kinky,u sure this is u,but eh when the moon comes out maybe my wild side will with it
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: its rumbling in my tummy
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: haha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: mkay
You said: and answer my q if you will paleeze-im talkin about the el telephone #-but i could also talka bout the other too maybe
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: huh?
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: did you want my number?
You said: ya i asked way above miss
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: ohhhh
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: ok
You said: i gave like a description why cause i just got a cell and im addin everyone
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: well i am getting my phone tomorrow so i will tell you tomorrow
You said: ,lol*has a feeling she wont be on tommorow
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: cause i dont know the nmumber yet
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: i will
You said: plus ill be at the gym*pumpin some iron
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol well then whenever we are both on again then i will tell you but i think i have had my fun tonight so i am going to go pass the fuck out
You said: aww but i thought we had the whole handcuff scenario planned out?lol
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: so i will talk to you when i talk to you
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: haha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: i am fucking tired
You said: lol alright,go sleep drunky
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: i will talk to you later
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: lol
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: bubbi
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: <3
You said: ill just message u if im not on tommorow,nightey night
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: kk
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: bubbi
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: <3


what do yall think was this just plain ol fun or should i do somethin with it?

Do something with yrself.

Are you really a cop or just bullshitting. If so , how in the hell did you pass the written examination part of the test?

However, back to your original question. Pursue this in the Aspect of getting a quick fuck then my anwer is yes. If by pursue your actually comtemplating a a semi-serious romantic relationship ; hell fucking no.

All in all, its your life , your call.

Are you really a cop or just bullshitting. If so , how in the hell did you pass the written examination part of the test?

Yeah, pretty sure he was joking.

OP, go for it, chances are she's going to hardly remember that conversation though.

ya lobo i was jokin,lol do you think if i was a licensed police id be messin around with coke?


but ya i prob will go for it,enh either way i dont really lose anything
what a great world

Oh for fucks sake. Another retared AIM conversation that no-one except you cares about!


Why do you type like a retard? What the fuck is wrong with you both?!
I mean, drunk or not, is it really so hard to type 'You're' instead of 'Ur' ?
I mean, time yourself, the amount of millisecons longer it takes to type something that doesent make you into a dumb fucking moron are so tiny.

Quoted for truth.By the way, Im from New York City and I know some corrupt as fuck cops. So the possibility you might of been a illiterate cokehead cop wasnt too far off.

uhm yobek im sorry you dont like me askin for help and actually usin this site for what it was made to do,maybe you should stop bien such a pessimist,and as for usin acronyms?why not?it doesnt hurt anyone,were not in debate ya know,so why should it matter???

i geuss you couldnt tell from my post that i wanted advice not moronic insults,well by the way your opinions are just as frivolous as my AIM conversation but more meaning less where as mine was pointed to gain foresight on what to do,yours was just a crude statement
you know if you dont like forums,and you dont like recieving help,and you dont like that people actually enjoy bieng at liesure the GTFO of totse

You said: Hello.
You said: Do you still enjoy certain types of crystalline tropane alkaloids?
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: No, sorry. I don't inquire into any of those substances.
You said: Bullocks, why not?
You said: I could have sworn you were interested.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I'm playing things safe.
You said: Oh, Haha. Well, let me guess, you have taken up a religion that requires you to stay away from certain events that may cause harm to yourself?
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I became quite ill from substances.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Ha, no.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Hahaha.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Do not be of concern, for I am just sober.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I can't spell worth shit.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Asterisk.
You said: I'm going to partake in an illegal act, care to join me and screw up your life?
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: No, I can only drink.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha.
You said: I sense blasphemy.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Alright.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha
You said: I'm a cop.
You said: Beat the shit out of me.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I have been sober until-
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Throw me in the brig.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha.
You said: I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Hahaha
You said: I think I'm a hard ass.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Take my clothes off, baby.
You said: Alright.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Hahaha.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I think I'll use an excuse that I'm drunk instead of telling you I'm actually stupid as fuck.
You said: I'm seriously a cop. And I'm cool.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Hahaha.
You said: I have a fourth-grade grammar level.
You said: Give me your number so I can find out where you live and kill you.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Hurt me bad.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I drank a lot.
You said: I'm doing a good job at impressing you.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I want more food.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Needs more cowbell. Alright.
You said: I SAID GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN NUMBER, BITCH.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: What?
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Did you want my number?
You said: Yes, faggot.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Alright.
You said: I can't wait to roll around like a puppy in your blood.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I'm moving to Mexico, don't bother.
You said: God damnit.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I'm not going to tell you.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Yarrrr.
You said: I'll be on the couch watching the game eating chips all day.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I have Lupus.
You said: It's never Lupus.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I'm going to go.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: I'm exhausted.
You said: Fine, be gone, alcoholic.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: We shall discuss things on a later date.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Haha.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Farewell.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Yar.
You said: I want to be inside you.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Alright.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Bye.
BoWlSxOfxaPpLeSs: Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

LMAO

What scares me is that this makes more sense than the actual conversation.

wow gotta love when people have nothin better than to go and think up some odd jackass translation for anothers post on how they interpet it,

seriously,i actually made this post for advixe not for retarded trolling

and the conversation did make sense fyi


so please for future posts,leave the comments to yourself,unless you are actually plannin on contributing to the post in a helpful way with the intent of not tryin to sabotage it