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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2007-05-12, 07:01
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Starting My Own Religion
I was thinking of starting my own religion. I was going to have a god named Notorious and he was going to be a god that didn't give a shit. He honestly doesn't care about us and couldn't care what we do. You must appease him though so he can eat at Mc Donalds in the form of an old Asian man. He demands chaos and fire as compensation for life. He brings life but better yet, he brings death. The ultimate adventure. Come join the ranks of Stronaws that will praise him and keep him alive as long as possible. For without him there will be no more new life and no more death. And without the end in sight there's no way to measure life. Life will become never ending torture. Become a stronaw today!
What do you guys think? Any new converts?
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# 2
2007-05-12, 07:05
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
I was banned from a zombie server by someone named Notorious go suck a cock.
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# 3
2007-05-12, 09:45
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
You'll see which religion is right when the God of Israel casts you forever into hell.  |
# 4
2007-05-12, 15:29
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
My new religions isn't doing so good... I better tell them if they don't worship notorious the world will virtually end!
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# 5
2007-05-12, 15:57
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
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Originally Posted by Rolloffle
You'll see which religion is right when the God of Israel casts you forever into hell. |
My my... how Christian of you.
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# 6
2007-05-12, 21:28
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
In most Canadian provinces you need to have a large number of adherants before you can ordain people and be an official church.
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# 7
2007-05-12, 23:05
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Kanadia Torontonius
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
the ultimate religion is the one where to obtain salvation you must know about the religion and not believe it (or any religion)
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# 8
2007-05-14, 04:45
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
So far I have 1 member which is myself. Damn...
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# 9
2007-05-14, 05:35
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Humboldt State University
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
This religion sucks. A religion where you appease the god and he still doesn't care? Suck my butthole, Notorious.
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# 10
2007-05-14, 07:15
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www.hammerheads.us
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
http://apath.org/creating_religion.html
Don't forget to read this page!
HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION IN TEN EASY STEPS!
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#11
2007-05-14, 07:19 |
CHUPAVER 
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
Sounds pretty gay, like scientology.
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#12
2007-05-15, 21:18 |
eXo5
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
given all the 'teaching's that 99% of us were brought up with i would say the best way to appease the 'god' we all know and 'fear' is to be rastafarian.
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2007-05-17, 17:11 |
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
Reading this will give you a good idea of why religion is successful.
http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/thoughts.html
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2007-05-17, 17:21 |
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
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Originally Posted by EvilJesus
http://apath.org/creating_religion.html
Don't forget to read this page!
HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION IN TEN EASY STEPS!
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haha, reading this, I was thinking how much fun a game where you create a religion and have to spread it would be. Like B&W, but no god-orientation and no supernatural shit. Just fighting to convert villages etc. All about propaganda, timing, your religion's influence, the impressiveness of your temples, the fierceness of your warriors, or dedicated pacifists.
Can use special feats depending on what powers you choose. By powers, I mean really stupid things your followers will do. Such as lighting oneself on fire, execution, etc.
I will call my game "Convert & Conquer". Or "Memewars!". Or how about "Godcraft". Who's up for a game of "Uncivilization"? |
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2007-05-18, 00:01 |
behindthemask
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Re: Starting My Own Religion
Who's up for a game of "Uncivilization"?
LOL I love that quote!
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