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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-11, 14:36
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totse
Default deep throating?

does anyone have any tips on how to do it? i've been trying for a couple of weeks now, and i still can't do it. i've looked on the internet for tips, and i've tried almost all of them, but none of them have worked so far.

i even went to a sex shop and got this gel called 'good head' that's supposed to make your gag reflex go away temporarily, and it helped a little bit (i could go a little bit deeper), but i still gag. advice?
 #2 
Old 2007-05-11, 14:44
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Bite the top few inches off. You'll find it much easier to fit more of it into your mouth without gagging then.
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Old 2007-05-11, 14:49
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totse
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
Bite the top few inches off. You'll find it much easier to fit more of it into your mouth without gagging then.


i thought mods became mods by giving good advice and by generally being productive members of totse?
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Old 2007-05-11, 14:54
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Canada
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i thought mods became mods by giving good advice and by generally being productive members of totse?

No, it's based on who can do the best handstands.
 #5 
Old 2007-05-11, 14:56
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Canada
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I suggest drinking hard liquor for years in mass quantities. It will destroy your gag reflex. As a bonus, relaxing your gag reflex makes you susceptible to pneumonia and a large handful of other medical conditions.
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Old 2007-05-11, 15:20
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Ft. Liquordale
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It's all mental. You have to want swallow it as much as you can. You have to be all up on that shit like white on rice, ya dig? The more excited you are, the easier it is to shove cock down your throat.
 #7 
Old 2007-05-11, 16:25
Wmupilot Wmupilot is offline
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warpmymind.com

have some hypnosis that will make the gag reflex go away completely. And in addition it will make you like giving head.
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Old 2007-05-11, 16:25
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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The more excited you are, the easier it is to shove cock down your throat.

If I ever become a teacher, that's going to be my number-one line for calming down a class of unruly teens.
 #9 
Old 2007-05-11, 19:51
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totse
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wmupilot
warpmymind.com

have some hypnosis that will make the gag reflex go away completely. And in addition it will make you like giving head.


thanks, i checked it out and i'm downloading it now.

girls, any tips? i'd also appreciate any tips from guys as well, because my boyfriend's idea of 'advice' is saying 'just don't stop, as long as you don't stop it feels good.' something a little more specific would be helpful. i've asked him at least 10 times and that's all i can get out of him.
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Old 2007-05-11, 20:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wmupilot
warpmymind.com

have some hypnosis that will make the gag reflex go away completely. And in addition it will make you like giving head.


If the stuff on this website actually worked, it would be the best stuff ever made.
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Old 2007-05-11, 22:02
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i thought mods became mods by giving good advice and by generally being productive members of totse?

Yeah well you obviously dont post in the forum I moderate so fuck you.
Your boyfriend is a dickhead. I am incapable of giving advice that will pleasure him.

If you dont like the biting idea, just use sandpaper. Or a pencil sharpener, something, anything that could be used to reduce his size.
I've got a machette if you'd like to borrow? Failing that you could set up the tragic "Oh no! It accidentally got trapped in a book!" thing.
 #12 
Old 2007-05-11, 22:12
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Valhalla
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Rub your temples for a while. Kills gag. Or just don't deepthroat. Tell him to go down on you instead.

Oh no! It accidentally got trapped in a book!" thing.

DON'T JOKE!!!
 #13 
Old 2007-05-12, 00:50
tyrael tyrael is offline
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try swallowing it down rather than shoving it down

just keep taking big gulps

like your chugging beer

note: these are actually instructions on how to swallow a giant bratwurst whole but the deep throat thing did come up after the girl demonstrated this feat of gluttony
 #14 
Old 2007-05-12, 02:47
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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dont fight the gag, just swallow each time you start to. work up to a cock by trying to get a finger or pencil down, just careful with pencil... bad things could happen.
 #15 
Old 2007-05-12, 02:59
Piggy Piggy is offline
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You have to be one with the cock... and then... and only then... will you succeed your mission.

I find it hot when girls talk about this kinda shit.
 #16 
Old 2007-05-12, 15:37
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Ft. Liquordale
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^I really don't think you can fathom the extent.
 #17 
Old 2007-05-12, 17:34
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totse
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Yeah well you obviously dont post in the forum I moderate so fuck you.
Your boyfriend is a dickhead. I am incapable of giving advice that will pleasure him.

If you dont like the biting idea, just use sandpaper. Or a pencil sharpener, something, anything that could be used to reduce his size.
I've got a machette if you'd like to borrow? Failing that you could set up the tragic "Oh no! It accidentally got trapped in a book!" thing.

yea, you're right. i never post in s&a. in fact, this is the first time i've ever even been here. while i'm sure your boyfriend enjoys having his dick whittled down to the size of your guinea pig's, both i and my boyfriend would like to keep his the same size that it is. so how about you stfu now and go suck off one of your animals?

/what little respect i had for yoyobek
 #18 
Old 2007-05-12, 20:18
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Canada
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yea, you're right. i never post in s&a. in fact, this is the first time i've ever even been here. while i'm sure your boyfriend enjoys having his dick whittled down to the size of your guinea pig's, both i and my boyfriend would like to keep his the same size that it is. so how about you stfu now and go suck off one of your animals?

/what little respect i had for yoyobek

She doesn't moderate this forum. She was refering to Oral Indulgences.

You can't whittle with a machete. They're for slashing and driving your enemies before you.

You really shouldn't encourage beastiality.

/yoyobek
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Old 2007-05-13, 06:53
Veritas Aequitas Veritas Aequitas is offline
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No, it's based on who can do the best handstands.

Dude, winner. Funniest damn thing I have heard this week.
 
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