It might be just me but i am really annoyed when i watch porn and its got no story line its just sex.....or if its got a bad story line
like:
[girl one]: why am i in trouble for giving my teacher a blow job he liked it
[girl two]: lets play truth or dare
[girl one]: yea ok i dare you to suck my pussy
*some pussy sucking...some time later*
*a man walks in*
[man]: what you girls doing
[girl one]: playing truth or dare
[man]: ok suck my dick
[girl two]: can guys play to?
*man and the top girls have sex*

that really annoys me
is it just me or do other people feel the same?

My fap routine.

- Launch video
- Skip scenes until I find something hot
- *fap fap fap*
- Close video

Fuck5char.

I don't know why, but porn with some crappy background music playing all the time really annoys me.

I don't care much about the story line, as long there are some nice plot twists.

Gonzo/amateur porn ftw. I mean, it's PORN. The vast majority of 'performers' can't really act worth shit, and the story is corny at best. Just look at Digital Playground's Pirates or Pierre Woodman's Xcalibur. Massive lame-fests.

i think the most complex story for a porn movie that i've ever seen was when 3 sluts were trying to study to get into college, but they were too stupid. So they called the college headmaster's son, who brought 2 friends with him. Then they all fooked and apparently the sluts got into college.

I don't know why, but porn with some crappy background music playing all the time really annoys me.



ever noticed that fishing programs and porn use the same background music

Yes, you would think with the ammount of money the porn industry makes they could at least give their creations a decent STORY LINE. Porn without storyline FTW. Also, fake boobies are rubbish! RUBBISH!!!

The porn movie "pirates" kind of has a plot.

Yeah... but no one's ever paid enough attention to the acting to know what the plot is.

I think that most of you probably missed The Devil in Miss Jones and Deep Throat , the various Tracy Lords porn movies (when she was 15-16), and things of that nature. It used to be common to see full length, well produced XXXX movies. Certainly not common now. Most of the crap they market now rapidly becomes very boring.

I ussualy leave the sound off anyway so I just put my own words in when they talk.

Storyline adds to the hawtness. Anyone know any good sites with those? :)