And theres going to be this chick there that I stand a good chance at screwing.

How do I make moves on her without looking like an idiot?

Alcohol.....AND LOTS OF IT!

Alcohol.....AND LOTS OF IT!

IF she is also a drinker. If she will be sober, you should also stay sober. If you guys are both sober, talk about all the crazy drunks (if there are crazy drunks). If you guys are both drunk, keep offering drinks, ask her what kind of stuff she usually drinks, say "you look really great", sit or stand next to her.

If you are sitting, put your arm casually around her, and if she doesn't pull away, give a lil hug. If standing, walk up to her with a big smile and put your arms around and pull her close in a friendly way. Compliment her on something, her outfit, her hair etc.

Most importantly, we need more info. Why do you say you "stand a good chance at screwing" her? If you already have a good chance, why are you even asking us? Shouldn't it just happen?

Sounds like, you like some girl, but you don't know if she is interested in you. In which case, you gotta play the "friend" until the timing is just right.

As a friend, you can touch her, grab her, talk openly to her, make perverted comments etc. without looking like a jerk. If she is interested, she will make the moves.

Sit next to her, get close, talk about random crap, make some jokes, flirt a little, get some eye contact going, whisper some more flirty stuff into her ear then go in for the kiss.

If you're not sure if she's keen or not, hold her hand and if she doesn't hesitate or pulls back, she's up for it.

Saying "flirty stuff" doesn't really help him. If he knew how to flirt, he wouldn't be asking us. People need a step by step, word for word walk through when they come to Totse for help.

Get the both of you drunk and let it flow.
iunno laugh at her jokes,make her laugh,compliments and lots of em its all good.

Say that you miss your mothers womb so much that you would like to try to get in one even if is just for 10 minutes. And you must used the pointiest part of your body first to make it easy on her and that just so happend to be your penis

You better be packing at least a 2 foot long dick to have even a slight chance of her taking you seriously.