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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-10, 22:54
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Default My girlfriend is the best

Right now she is cleaning my bedroom and sometimes she fixxes me food and sammiches. She even plays guild wars and other pc games with me. She is very purty also. What more could I ask for in a girlfriend?
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Old 2007-05-10, 23:01
Kooper0 Kooper0 is offline
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You missed the obvious one, sex.
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Old 2007-05-10, 23:02
Perspective-Shift Perspective-Shift is offline
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Im afraid if your girlfriend doesnt play WoW. You fail at life.
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Old 2007-05-10, 23:05
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Originally Posted by Perspective-Shift
Im afraid if your girlfriend doesnt play WoW. You fail at life.


You're kidding right? I'm hella glad my girlfriend doesn't play WoW and I hardly think you could rationalize the OP sucking at life because of his girlfriends lack of a WoW addiction... Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

-F☺rd
 #5 
Old 2007-05-11, 00:30
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She's up to something...........
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Old 2007-05-11, 00:52
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If your girlfriend plays WoW, you fail at life.

Fixed.
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Old 2007-05-11, 02:22
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Originally Posted by Perspective-Shift
Im afraid if your girlfriend doesnt play WoW. You fail at life.



SO TRUE I started my girl on WoW and then I lost interest but she kept playing and is now endgame. Its SO AWESOME talking about MMORPG's with one's other, you can just go on and on and on about better tanking classes and new gear sets and when you argue because her class is getting nerfed while yours is still way overpowered, you can get her kinda ruffled and then just kiss her, and its awesome. And, you can go off into the private vent channel to cyber RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID. Everyone else will just be like "gah. not again, we're in FUCKING TEMPEST KEEP" and you'll just be like heehe /dnd

Man, she was awesome. I shouldn't have broken up with her two months ago. But man, me and here, in Astranaar, killing scores upon scores of alliance... it was a magical time. Literally. I'm a warlock. It was a dark magical time. And that druid on-all-fours shapshift sex? Uber. But not quite as good as threesomes with my succubus.
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Old 2007-05-11, 02:37
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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WoW costs money. A girl hooked on WoW is gonna beg for money.
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Old 2007-05-11, 03:26
Ripsaw3689 Ripsaw3689 is offline
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i just let my girlfriend borrow final fantasy x...thats about as much gaming she does
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Old 2007-05-11, 03:28
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SO TRUE I started my girl on WoW and then I lost interest but she kept playing and is now endgame. Its SO AWESOME talking about MMORPG's with one's other, you can just go on and on and on about better tanking classes and new gear sets and when you argue because her class is getting nerfed while yours is still way overpowered, you can get her kinda ruffled and then just kiss her, and its awesome. And, you can go off into the private vent channel to cyber RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID. Everyone else will just be like "gah. not again, we're in FUCKING TEMPEST KEEP" and you'll just be like heehe /dnd

Man, she was awesome. I shouldn't have broken up with her two months ago. But man, me and here, in Astranaar, killing scores upon scores of alliance... it was a magical time. Literally. I'm a warlock. It was a dark magical time. And that druid on-all-fours shapshift sex? Uber. But not quite as good as threesomes with my succubus.

hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

fucking grand
 #11 
Old 2007-05-12, 12:50
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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And, you can go off into the private vent channel to cyber RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID.

omg omg OMG RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID SEXIEST THING EVER FUCK THAT'S KINKY

Seriously, what the fuck. Threesomes on WoW with a computer-controlled character for the third participant? Druid sex? Why would you tell anybody about that? Sure, do it if it makes you happy, but to talk about it like it's actually something to not kill yourself for participating in for, like it's something you're actually proud of, like you consider it a legitimate sexual experience, or even a legitimate experience, that's just not right.
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Old 2007-05-12, 13:23
Fza Fza is offline
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omg omg OMG RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID SEXIEST THING EVER FUCK THAT'S KINKY

Seriously, what the fuck. Threesomes on WoW with a computer-controlled character for the third participant? Druid sex? Why would you tell anybody about that? Sure, do it if it makes you happy, but to talk about it like it's actually something to not kill yourself for participating in for, like it's something you're actually proud of, like you consider it a legitimate sexual experience, or even a legitimate experience, that's just not right.

Exactly what I was thinking.
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Old 2007-05-13, 00:55
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[QUOTE=Obiwanshinobi000;8278996]Right now she is cleaning my bedroom...QUOTE]

She's looking for your porno stash dude...If she really is a great girlfriend she'll turn the pages for you while you jack off.
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Old 2007-05-14, 01:09
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[QUOTE=Obiwanshinobi000;8278996]Right now she is cleaning my bedroom...QUOTE]

She's looking for your porno stash dude...If she really is a great girlfriend she'll turn the pages for you while you jack off.


if she was truly great she would be jerking you off while turning the pages for you...
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Old 2007-05-14, 01:14
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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I have a boyfriend for those sorts of things.
He's the best.
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Old 2007-05-14, 04:44
chumpion chumpion is offline
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[QUOTE=psycho_8b;8288604]

if she was truly great she would be jerking you off while turning the pages for you...

if she was truly great she would be jerking you off while you held the camera while she made the porn for you to read later (while she turned the pages and jerked you off).
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Old 2007-05-14, 21:44
Max Klinger Max Klinger is offline
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Originally Posted by Obiwanshinobi000
Right now she is cleaning my bedroom and sometimes she fixxes me food and sammiches. She even plays guild wars and other pc games with me. She is very purty also. What more could I ask for in a girlfriend?


erm, you could get one without a penis. that might be a start.
 
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