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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-05-10, 22:54
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My girlfriend is the best
Right now she is cleaning my bedroom and sometimes she fixxes me food and sammiches. She even plays guild wars and other pc games with me. She is very purty also. What more could I ask for in a girlfriend?
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#2
 2007-05-10, 23:01
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Kooper0 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
You missed the obvious one, sex.
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#3
 2007-05-10, 23:02
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Perspective-Shift 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
Im afraid if your girlfriend doesnt play WoW. You fail at life.
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#4
 2007-05-10, 23:05
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
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Originally Posted by Perspective-Shift
Im afraid if your girlfriend doesnt play WoW. You fail at life.
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You're kidding right? I'm hella glad my girlfriend doesn't play WoW and I hardly think you could rationalize the OP sucking at life because of his girlfriends lack of a WoW addiction...
-F☺rd
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#5
 2007-05-11, 00:30
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404_error 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
She's up to something...........
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#6
 2007-05-11, 00:52
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
If your girlfriend plays WoW, you fail at life.
Fixed.
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#7
 2007-05-11, 02:22
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
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Originally Posted by Perspective-Shift
Im afraid if your girlfriend doesnt play WoW. You fail at life.
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SO TRUE I started my girl on WoW and then I lost interest but she kept playing and is now endgame. Its SO AWESOME talking about MMORPG's with one's other, you can just go on and on and on about better tanking classes and new gear sets and when you argue because her class is getting nerfed while yours is still way overpowered, you can get her kinda ruffled and then just kiss her, and its awesome. And, you can go off into the private vent channel to cyber RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID. Everyone else will just be like "gah. not again, we're in FUCKING TEMPEST KEEP" and you'll just be like heehe /dnd
Man, she was awesome. I shouldn't have broken up with her two months ago. But man, me and here, in Astranaar, killing scores upon scores of alliance... it was a magical time. Literally. I'm a warlock. It was a dark magical time. And that druid on-all-fours shapshift sex? Uber. But not quite as good as threesomes with my succubus.
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#8
 2007-05-11, 02:37
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
WoW costs money. A girl hooked on WoW is gonna beg for money.
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#9
 2007-05-11, 03:26
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Ripsaw3689 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
i just let my girlfriend borrow final fantasy x...thats about as much gaming she does
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#10
 2007-05-11, 03:28
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
SO TRUE I started my girl on WoW and then I lost interest but she kept playing and is now endgame. Its SO AWESOME talking about MMORPG's with one's other, you can just go on and on and on about better tanking classes and new gear sets and when you argue because her class is getting nerfed while yours is still way overpowered, you can get her kinda ruffled and then just kiss her, and its awesome. And, you can go off into the private vent channel to cyber RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID. Everyone else will just be like "gah. not again, we're in FUCKING TEMPEST KEEP" and you'll just be like heehe /dnd
Man, she was awesome. I shouldn't have broken up with her two months ago. But man, me and here, in Astranaar, killing scores upon scores of alliance... it was a magical time. Literally. I'm a warlock. It was a dark magical time. And that druid on-all-fours shapshift sex? Uber. But not quite as good as threesomes with my succubus.
hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
fucking grand
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#11
 2007-05-12, 12:50
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Mr.Happy 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
And, you can go off into the private vent channel to cyber RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID.
omg omg OMG RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID SEXIEST THING EVER FUCK THAT'S KINKY
Seriously, what the fuck. Threesomes on WoW with a computer-controlled character for the third participant? Druid sex? Why would you tell anybody about that? Sure, do it if it makes you happy, but to talk about it like it's actually something to not kill yourself for participating in for, like it's something you're actually proud of, like you consider it a legitimate sexual experience, or even a legitimate experience, that's just not right.
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#12
 2007-05-12, 13:23
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Fza 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
omg omg OMG RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAID SEXIEST THING EVER FUCK THAT'S KINKY
Seriously, what the fuck. Threesomes on WoW with a computer-controlled character for the third participant? Druid sex? Why would you tell anybody about that? Sure, do it if it makes you happy, but to talk about it like it's actually something to not kill yourself for participating in for, like it's something you're actually proud of, like you consider it a legitimate sexual experience, or even a legitimate experience, that's just not right.
Exactly what I was thinking.
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#13
 2007-05-13, 00:55
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
[QUOTE=Obiwanshinobi000;8278996]Right now she is cleaning my bedroom...QUOTE]
She's looking for your porno stash dude...If she really is a great girlfriend she'll turn the pages for you while you jack off.
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#14
 2007-05-14, 01:09
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ruckus 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
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Originally Posted by psycho_8b
[QUOTE=Obiwanshinobi000;8278996]Right now she is cleaning my bedroom...QUOTE]
She's looking for your porno stash dude...If she really is a great girlfriend she'll turn the pages for you while you jack off.
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if she was truly great she would be jerking you off while turning the pages for you...
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#15
 2007-05-14, 01:14
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bloodenangel 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
I have a boyfriend for those sorts of things.
He's the best.
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#16
 2007-05-14, 04:44
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chumpion 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
[QUOTE=psycho_8b;8288604]
if she was truly great she would be jerking you off while turning the pages for you...
if she was truly great she would be jerking you off while you held the camera while she made the porn for you to read later (while she turned the pages and jerked you off).
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#17
 2007-05-14, 21:44
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Max Klinger 
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Re: My girlfriend is the best
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Originally Posted by Obiwanshinobi000
Right now she is cleaning my bedroom and sometimes she fixxes me food and sammiches. She even plays guild wars and other pc games with me. She is very purty also. What more could I ask for in a girlfriend?
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erm, you could get one without a penis. that might be a start.
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