So, yesterday I was hanging out with my friends and we were just chilling smoking some weed and watching Old School. One of my friends brings one of his friends who just moved into town to my place. He had smoked weed before, but never out of a bong. So I should him how to take a hoot from the bong properly. He got the hang of it at least I thought he did. We were passing the bong around in a circle and it was his turn. He took a big hit, but he fucking exhaled and bong water ended up all over my couch and then he dropped the piece. I was pissed so I started pushing him, punched him in the head twice, and threw him out. I told him he owes me $120 dollars by Sunday or I come after him. The kid was cool and brought me the money the next day. I apologized for hitting him, but he smashed my fucking bong. So it ended up okay. Luckily, I've never had worse experiences. Except the time the cops pulled me over smoking a joint, but the cop was my friends dad so he just took the joint from me and let me go.

Share some bad stories.

Jesus christ, you beat the shit out of someone over a bong. grow up. don't buy expensive shit that you know will break.

lulz

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"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."
-- Jim Morrison

You overreacted by hitting him, but I would have probably done the same thing at the tiem. My temper is bad.

Buy a acryllic next time

Yeah I know I overreacted. Shit happens. Rizzo, dude don't tell me to grow up, I'm sure you're perfect, but I'm not.

You attacked the poor guy for breaking your bong? Lol. I mean I would have definetly got pissed and told him he owes me. I don't think I would have just started hitting the guy. However it's funny none the less.



My worst pot smoking story took place when I first started smoking. I was about 14 or 15 at the time. We had randomly met this Blood who turned out to be pretty hardcore and we went back to his house and started to blaze. We were in his room and there was a curtain type thing on his bed and his girlfriend was apparently behind it. Now we didn't know this yet but she was behind their crying because he had beaten the shit out of her earlier. Yeah, so she didn't actually started crying until after a few minutes of blazing. When she did start me and my buddies starting looking at eachother with the WTF look. Looking back it was pretty funny because he did not explain it at all, in fact he tried to ignore it and start small talk. Were all sitting there smoking quietly. No one was even talking. All he even said about it was a "Will you shut the fuck up bitch!" After the pot was done, we got the fuck out of there! I found out later that after a few months after this event he got sent to San Quentin for ten years. There's nothing like being young while smoking quietly to the sound of a battered woman crying whilst your in the company of a crazy gang member. Good times.

FUCKING AWESOME! Kudos being a stoner with balls.

i would beat the piss out of someone if they broke either one of my bongs [i have alot yes, but they're not cheap]....


its cool he payed you back, so that means its ok to blaze him up again, but haha you got something to give him shit for for a while...

*laughs at mental image*

Kid takes hit, drops bong and looks at you like oops. You let out a war cry, while hurling yourself at him.


Kind of randomly reminded me of it, but today in History me and a friend were high as fuck and some people were presenting a powerpoint on how the russians sent a monkey up in space, and how when they loaded it in the spaceship the bastard was biting people. At the end, someone asked how it got back, and they said it fell back to earth. Being blazed out of our skull, we thought he meant jump out of the spaceship and fall back to earth or some crazy shit.We were cracking up and asked them what the procedure would be to do if it fell through the roof, got up and just walked out. Never though of chimpanzees falling through the roof, but in this case it made sense. Got a detention for it, but oh man, definitely one of my best days in school ever.