Ok, this is the story.
In my street, there is this fat dickhead, who always moans when we play footy.
It is always in the street and not prohibited by the council.
Anyway, I am sick of him. So are my mates.
We want a bit of revenge.
I was thinking going into his garden, slitting his car tires and sticking a potatoe in his exhaust.
If I go at night and were gloves I should be alrivght, as most people in my street have the curtains shut by 8.
What do you think.
Also should I try and shop his car whilst I do it?

yeah thats pretty good. break his windows with ice balls because they leave no evidence once there melted. go car shopping if its unlocked. dont bother breaking in. hes going to think its you and your mates if hes always bitchin to you guys. slit his tires and if you can get cement into them while your at it go for it. dont bother with the potatoe. cement in gas tank would seem fun just syfon (cant spell) his gas first. have fun, dont get caught

Cool, no cement access.
So, if we snuck out at 3 in the morning say, met up(we and my m8 live in same street) wearing hoody and gloves, went over, slit tires and shop car if possible then sneak back in.

Should we dump the knife used and the gloves and all that?

if you want to be safe about it bury the knife nowhere near your house and burn the gloves. if not just keep them under your bed

Thanks dude.
I will keep you posted on the details!

Get a can of exapanding building foam and squirt a dose up the exhaust pipe or getunder car and spray it around engine bay.

Steal every garden gnome in your area and put them on his front lawn looking into his window.

Holy swearwords, that is by far the funniest idea ever.
+1 rep for you.

You, sir, are a genius!

Ok dudes, it is on!

First at 3 on saturday morning, we sneak out and meet up in the street

Then put gloves and hoodys on.

Hop his small gate, slit his tyres, and check if his doors open.
Then, dump tknife and gloves in a drain, as in my street they have big holes in them so can go right down .
Then split up, and not make any comment to the police or anyone.
Is this okay?
Ps, I am the guy using the your husband account. I found out I can get my old banned account(this one) back!