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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-05-09, 15:49
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Seriously.
They did a session on sex, fair enough they have to do this as the cirriculum.
They gave us a sheet, with several questions, such as what is your biggest turn on. I mean wtf, they dont need to know that do they?
Then came a funny moment, the next lesson the teaching went over it saying they were suprised by the results and 'she was thinking about in bed' the night before.
We all loled at that, then came the most disturbing part.
Another teacher started talking, and she was doing about the influence of porno on relationships, and she was saying some of you said the biggest turn off was womens pubic hair.
She said this 'could only come from porn' and it was 'disturbing' as that means that the ones who put that down want there girls to be like children. Thats insulting.
Is that really appropriate?
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:11
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You should all refuse to answer quiz's like that anyway, also think about it an pick someone who you can complain to who will listen and point out that she is trying to force her own person views on you.

As much as femenism is fine and all views have to be heard and all that shit, it's still her view and she should not be shoving it down your throats and she especially should fucking not be trying to make you all feel like phedophiles in order to do that.

Failing that just fucking skin her alive and write out your views in her blood. Also just make sure she doesn't die i.e. do it quickely and call an ambulence before you run off, that way she has to live with the consequences of being such a nobshited, opinionated, stuck-up bitch for the rest of her life.

/rant. I just don't like people trying to force their opinionated views down other people's throats. Especially when they use guilt and lies to do so.
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:22
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I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.

That guy was creepy.
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:24
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All does indeed sound rather worrying.
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:27
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I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.

That guy was creepy.
LOL that's fucking awesome.
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:32
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Red face pshe? pshaw!

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They gave us a sheet, with several questions, such as what is your biggest turn on.
That's an opportunity STRAIGHT FROM JEFF. Oh man. The things you could have written...
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:39
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That's an opportunity STRAIGHT FROM JEFF. Oh man. The things you could have written...
Lol. Yep, I did not waste it.
I wrote
'teh big bazookas
and a switch.
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:47
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weird... where are you?
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:55
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weird... where are you?
Leeds, Uk.
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Old 2007-05-09, 16:56
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ah school days

the school i went to was one of the last to still cane kids and there was this one girl who enjoyed it

every time she was in the office getting caned she would scream "oh yes miss Richards cane me harder"

it was fucking hilarious

and then there was the time during biology we found a sperm in a girls cheek swab

il never forget that conversation

teacher: what's so bloody interesting over here
*looks down the microscope*
teacher: who's cheek swab is this
*i point to Tracy*
teacher: er Tracy did you swallow something strange lately
Tracy: excuse me sir
my friend: maybe she spits sir
my other friend: yeah like you would know
Tracy: WHAT
*looks down the microscope goes red and runs out of the room*

never saw her again after that
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Old 2007-05-09, 17:03
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Tyrael - you're the closest totse member to me now as deus-redux is moving :(
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Old 2007-05-09, 17:29
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that's gross and so can't be allowed!

our pshe on sex, i don't even remember. did it even happen?
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Old 2007-05-09, 17:36
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that's gross and so can't be allowed!

our pshe on sex, i don't even remember. did it even happen?


Now though, its all liberal bullshit.
Its useless, all but the sluts and chavs wont have it anyway until they start clubbing.
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Old 2007-05-09, 19:50
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every now an then when teachers get the casual days, or they have to pay to wear jean an stuff..

bout 2 of my teachers have the best asses, ive seen....an to think they always hide behind those lose closes an dresses :(
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Old 2007-05-09, 19:55
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It wasn't the Leeds academy high was it?
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Old 2007-05-09, 20:13
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Our school completely skipped sex education in PSHE. And I've never had "the talk" with either of my parents.

Makes it all the more fun discovering things by yourself anyway.
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Old 2007-05-09, 21:12
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You're the totse member closest to me that I know of.
I'm in Hull.
It's probably illegal to ask students questions like that in sex ed.

I'd rather you don't discuss members locations as specific as towns. Or if you do then please lie.
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Old 2007-05-10, 00:10
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I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.

That guy was creepy.


A teacher? Suprvising children running laps? IN A GYM!?

That dirty kiddy fiddling freak!
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Old 2007-05-10, 09:13
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You're the totse member closest to me that I know of.
I'm in Hull.
It's probably illegal to ask students questions like that in sex ed.


im even closer,right near you! interested to know where abouts you are now.but jack might cry.

actually lets call it a lie.
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Old 2007-05-10, 10:40
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ah school days

the school i went to was one of the last to still cane kids and there was this one girl who enjoyed it

every time she was in the office getting caned she would scream "oh yes miss Richards cane me harder"

it was fucking hilarious

and then there was the time during biology we found a sperm in a girls cheek swab

il never forget that conversation

teacher: what's so bloody interesting over here
*looks down the microscope*
teacher: who's cheek swab is this
*i point to Tracy*
teacher: er Tracy did you swallow something strange lately
Tracy: excuse me sir
my friend: maybe she spits sir
my other friend: yeah like you would know
Tracy: WHAT
*looks down the microscope goes red and runs out of the room*

never saw her again after that


You're so full of shit.
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Old 2007-05-10, 11:06
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I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.

That guy was creepy.


The security guy at my middle school got fired for making two girls bend over so he could see if their shorts were too short. I guess they were.
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Old 2007-05-10, 11:57
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leeds uk ey?
if you're off to the trainstation you'll see me arguing
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Old 2007-05-10, 12:03
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first sex ed lesson, the (male) teacher just walked in and said "everyone in this room is a virgin i hope." we were 12 at the time. gotta love sex ed from a 35 yr old virgin.
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Old 2007-05-10, 12:15
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ah school days

the school i went to was one of the last to still cane kids and there was this one girl who enjoyed it

every time she was in the office getting caned she would scream "oh yes miss Richards cane me harder"

it was fucking hilarious

and then there was the time during biology we found a sperm in a girls cheek swab

il never forget that conversation

teacher: what's so bloody interesting over here
*looks down the microscope*
teacher: who's cheek swab is this
*i point to Tracy*
teacher: er Tracy did you swallow something strange lately
Tracy: excuse me sir
my friend: maybe she spits sir
my other friend: yeah like you would know
Tracy: WHAT
*looks down the microscope goes red and runs out of the room*

never saw her again after that

Shut the fuck up.
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Old 2007-05-10, 14:53
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I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.

That guy was creepy.


I had him too!
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Old 2007-05-10, 15:09
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Dude, count yourself lucky

We had sex education with a teacher who was a devout Christian, and he was then suddenly taken away because he was also a convicted paedophile.

OMFG, I found a website with him on - http://www.justgiving.com/run4NJ

he was caught measuring girls skirts with rulers and smacking boy's asses

prick

edit - found this about him, too
was convicted under sexual offense charges in Feburary of this year. Hes now serving a two year sentance near aldershot apparently. Good man mr morris.

College sucks :(

lol, i wish my PSHE lessons were like South Park - "mmkay, now where did I put that damn thing?"
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Old 2007-05-10, 15:40
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I'd rather you don't discuss members locations as specific as towns. Or if you do then please lie. Deleted, but you quoted.
Sorry, I forget meself.
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Old 2007-05-10, 18:49
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i go to a school that used to have a headmaster that molested little boys... went by the name of lyndsey brown he did.

schools called bangor grammar. almost like bang or grab her come to think of it.
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Old 2007-05-11, 10:37
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might i ask what pshe is? i figured its sex ed, but here its pd/h/pe. personal development, health, physical exercise.
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Old 2007-05-11, 22:51
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Under your biggest turn on you should've written a snappy pair of orthopedic shoes.
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Old 2007-05-12, 03:58
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haha in my health class we watched a baby being born and the girl was fucking hairy as hell it was disgusting. Also theres this fucking janitor whos creepy as hell one day we saw him on through the skylights on the roof looking down on everyone.
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Old 2007-05-12, 14:13
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Oh my GOD what a pervert... he actually looked down on you through the skylights?!


/sarcasm
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Old 2007-05-12, 16:28
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might i ask what pshe is? i figured its sex ed, but here its pd/h/pe. personal development, health, physical exercise.


It's the brits' equivalent to Health class. Google says it means Personal, Social and Health Education so yeah... the class they cover sex ed in.
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Old 2007-05-12, 19:12
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Also theres this fucking janitor whos creepy as hell one day we saw him on through the skylights on the roof looking down on everyone.

yeah i used to do that when i worked as a creepy school janitor

the perspective can be quite hypnotizing

especially when you've just spent the last 3 hours sweeping crap off the roof (which is as boring as hell)
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Old 2007-05-12, 21:52
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Why would you have to sweep the roof nobody can see it or anything like that.
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Old 2007-05-12, 22:28
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because if you don't as soon as it rains all the dust and leaves and shit up there turns to mud and clogs up the drains
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