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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2007-05-09, 15:49
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Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
Seriously.
They did a session on sex, fair enough they have to do this as the cirriculum.
They gave us a sheet, with several questions, such as what is your biggest turn on. I mean wtf, they dont need to know that do they?
Then came a funny moment, the next lesson the teaching went over it saying they were suprised by the results and 'she was thinking about in bed' the night before.
We all loled at that, then came the most disturbing part.
Another teacher started talking, and she was doing about the influence of porno on relationships, and she was saying some of you said the biggest turn off was womens pubic hair.
She said this 'could only come from porn' and it was 'disturbing' as that means that the ones who put that down want there girls to be like children. Thats insulting.
Is that really appropriate?
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# 2

2007-05-09, 16:11
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
You should all refuse to answer quiz's like that anyway, also think about it an pick someone who you can complain to who will listen and point out that she is trying to force her own person views on you.
As much as femenism is fine and all views have to be heard and all that shit, it's still her view and she should not be shoving it down your throats and she especially should fucking not be trying to make you all feel like phedophiles in order to do that.
Failing that just fucking skin her alive and write out your views in her blood. Also just make sure she doesn't die i.e. do it quickely and call an ambulence before you run off, that way she has to live with the consequences of being such a nobshited, opinionated, stuck-up bitch for the rest of her life.
/rant. I just don't like people trying to force their opinionated views down other people's throats. Especially when they use guilt and lies to do so.
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# 3

2007-05-09, 16:22
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.
That guy was creepy.
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# 4

2007-05-09, 16:24
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
All does indeed sound rather worrying.
__________________
Hör mer doch uff mit dem bekloppte Rap, das is
doch alles nur Nepp ist doch billisch un lasch
I've lived in Filth, lived in Sin and I still smell sweeter than the shit your're in.
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# 5

2007-05-09, 16:27
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by Euda
I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.
That guy was creepy.
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LOL that's fucking awesome.
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# 6

2007-05-09, 16:32
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pshe? pshaw!
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Originally Posted by Your Husband
They gave us a sheet, with several questions, such as what is your biggest turn on.
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That's an opportunity STRAIGHT FROM JEFF. Oh man. The things you could have written...
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# 7

2007-05-09, 16:39
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Re: pshe? pshaw!
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Originally Posted by Twisted_Ferret
That's an opportunity STRAIGHT FROM JEFF. Oh man. The things you could have written...
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Lol. Yep, I did not waste it.
I wrote
'teh big bazookas
and a switch.
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# 8

2007-05-09, 16:47
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
weird... where are you?
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# 9

2007-05-09, 16:55
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by shadow operative
weird... where are you?
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Leeds, Uk.
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# 10

2007-05-09, 16:56
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
ah school days
the school i went to was one of the last to still cane kids and there was this one girl who enjoyed it
every time she was in the office getting caned she would scream "oh yes miss Richards cane me harder"
it was fucking hilarious
and then there was the time during biology we found a sperm in a girls cheek swab
il never forget that conversation
teacher: what's so bloody interesting over here
*looks down the microscope*
teacher: who's cheek swab is this
*i point to Tracy*
teacher: er Tracy did you swallow something strange lately
Tracy: excuse me sir
my friend: maybe she spits sir
my other friend: yeah like you would know
Tracy: WHAT
*looks down the microscope goes red and runs out of the room*
never saw her again after that
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#11
 2007-05-09, 17:03
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
Tyrael - you're the closest totse member to me now as deus-redux is moving :(
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#12
 2007-05-09, 17:29
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
that's gross and so can't be allowed!
our pshe on sex, i don't even remember. did it even happen?
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#13
 2007-05-09, 17:36
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Your Husband 
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by Isobutane
that's gross and so can't be allowed!
our pshe on sex, i don't even remember. did it even happen?
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Now though, its all liberal bullshit.
Its useless, all but the sluts and chavs wont have it anyway until they start clubbing.
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#14
 2007-05-09, 19:50
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CDAWG 
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
every now an then when teachers get the casual days, or they have to pay to wear jean an stuff..
bout 2 of my teachers have the best asses, ive seen....an to think they always hide behind those lose closes an dresses :(
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#15
 2007-05-09, 19:55
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
It wasn't the Leeds academy high was it?
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#16
 2007-05-09, 20:13
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
Our school completely skipped sex education in PSHE. And I've never had "the talk" with either of my parents.
Makes it all the more fun discovering things by yourself anyway.
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#17
 2007-05-09, 21:12
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
You're the totse member closest to me that I know of.
I'm in Hull.
It's probably illegal to ask students questions like that in sex ed.
I'd rather you don't discuss members locations as specific as towns. Or if you do then please lie.
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#18
 2007-05-10, 00:10
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by Euda
I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.
That guy was creepy.
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A teacher? Suprvising children running laps? IN A GYM!?
That dirty kiddy fiddling freak!
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#19
 2007-05-10, 09:13
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
You're the totse member closest to me that I know of.
I'm in Hull.
It's probably illegal to ask students questions like that in sex ed.
im even closer,right near you! interested to know where abouts you are now.but jack might cry.
actually lets call it a lie.
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#20
 2007-05-10, 10:40
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by tyrael
ah school days
the school i went to was one of the last to still cane kids and there was this one girl who enjoyed it
every time she was in the office getting caned she would scream "oh yes miss Richards cane me harder"
it was fucking hilarious
and then there was the time during biology we found a sperm in a girls cheek swab
il never forget that conversation
teacher: what's so bloody interesting over here
*looks down the microscope*
teacher: who's cheek swab is this
*i point to Tracy*
teacher: er Tracy did you swallow something strange lately
Tracy: excuse me sir
my friend: maybe she spits sir
my other friend: yeah like you would know
Tracy: WHAT
*looks down the microscope goes red and runs out of the room*
never saw her again after that
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You're so full of shit.
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#21
 2007-05-10, 11:06
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by Euda
I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.
That guy was creepy.
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The security guy at my middle school got fired for making two girls bend over so he could see if their shorts were too short. I guess they were.
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#22
 2007-05-10, 11:57
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
leeds uk ey?
if you're off to the trainstation you'll see me arguing
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#23
 2007-05-10, 12:03
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
first sex ed lesson, the (male) teacher just walked in and said "everyone in this room is a virgin i hope." we were 12 at the time. gotta love sex ed from a 35 yr old virgin.
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#24
 2007-05-10, 12:15
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by tyrael
ah school days
the school i went to was one of the last to still cane kids and there was this one girl who enjoyed it
every time she was in the office getting caned she would scream "oh yes miss Richards cane me harder"
it was fucking hilarious
and then there was the time during biology we found a sperm in a girls cheek swab
il never forget that conversation
teacher: what's so bloody interesting over here
*looks down the microscope*
teacher: who's cheek swab is this
*i point to Tracy*
teacher: er Tracy did you swallow something strange lately
Tracy: excuse me sir
my friend: maybe she spits sir
my other friend: yeah like you would know
Tracy: WHAT
*looks down the microscope goes red and runs out of the room*
never saw her again after that
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Shut the fuck up.
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#25
 2007-05-10, 14:53
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by Euda
I had a gym teacher that made girls randomly run laps while he got a chair and watched.
That guy was creepy.
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I had him too!
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#26
 2007-05-10, 15:09
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
Dude, count yourself lucky
We had sex education with a teacher who was a devout Christian, and he was then suddenly taken away because he was also a convicted paedophile.
OMFG, I found a website with him on - http://www.justgiving.com/run4NJ
he was caught measuring girls skirts with rulers and smacking boy's asses
prick
edit - found this about him, too
was convicted under sexual offense charges in Feburary of this year. Hes now serving a two year sentance near aldershot apparently. Good man mr morris.
College sucks :(
lol, i wish my PSHE lessons were like South Park - "mmkay, now where did I put that damn thing?"
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#27
 2007-05-10, 15:40
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
I'd rather you don't discuss members locations as specific as towns. Or if you do then please lie. Deleted, but you quoted.
Sorry, I forget meself.
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#28
 2007-05-10, 18:49
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
i go to a school that used to have a headmaster that molested little boys... went by the name of lyndsey brown he did.
schools called bangor grammar. almost like bang or grab her come to think of it.
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#29
 2007-05-11, 10:37
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cant b bothered 
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
might i ask what pshe is? i figured its sex ed, but here its pd/h/pe. personal development, health, physical exercise.
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#30
 2007-05-11, 22:51
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
Under your biggest turn on you should've written a snappy pair of orthopedic shoes.
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#31
 2007-05-12, 03:58
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
haha in my health class we watched a baby being born and the girl was fucking hairy as hell it was disgusting. Also theres this fucking janitor whos creepy as hell one day we saw him on through the skylights on the roof looking down on everyone.
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#32
 2007-05-12, 14:13
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
Oh my GOD what a pervert... he actually looked down on you through the skylights?!
/sarcasm
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#33
 2007-05-12, 16:28
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
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Originally Posted by cant b bothered
might i ask what pshe is? i figured its sex ed, but here its pd/h/pe. personal development, health, physical exercise.
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It's the brits' equivalent to Health class. Google says it means Personal, Social and Health Education so yeah... the class they cover sex ed in.
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#34
 2007-05-12, 19:12
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
Also theres this fucking janitor whos creepy as hell one day we saw him on through the skylights on the roof looking down on everyone.
yeah i used to do that when i worked as a creepy school janitor
the perspective can be quite hypnotizing
especially when you've just spent the last 3 hours sweeping crap off the roof (which is as boring as hell)
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#35
 2007-05-12, 21:52
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Re: Perverted and insulting pshe teachers
Why would you have to sweep the roof nobody can see it or anything like that.
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#36
 2007-05-12, 22:28
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because if you don't as soon as it rains all the dust and leaves and shit up there turns to mud and clogs up the drains
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