I originally posted this in SG, but Meta said it was the wrong forum, so I'm guessing this goes under sex and affection?

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This is what happened to me just then

My mother walked in on me jerking off - she didn't freak out or anything like that. But what she did do was insist that for her peace of mind, that she demonstrates how to place a condom on properly.

So she went to her room and returned with one, sat down beside me on my bed, and kind of pressed on my stomach motioning me to lean back. I did as she asked as she proceeded to open the condom. I figured that this was way too weird but I'll just put it on fast and get it over with.

Well, I was wrong. It became apparent that she had every intention of putting it on me herself. I just watched as she rolled my foreskin back, and telling me that this was proper because otherwise the condom could slip off. Then she started to slip it on. She had to flip it over because she had it the wrong way, but she very easily had it run down my dick and to the base.

Well, that was all it took, that one downward motion. I was cumming in the condom as I was apologising, implying that it was part her fault cause she came in at a bad time.

She just smiled and patted my stomach and said something like "Well, at least you didnt make a mess".

She got up and left at this point, leaving me to wonder WTF just happened

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Was I the only one expecting 'you're moving to your Aunty in Bel-Air'?

Piggy, we don't like single word/WTF titles so I've changed it.

Assuming you're telling truth then you've got a mom to be proud of, props to her.

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Hör mer doch uff mit dem bekloppte Rap, das is
doch alles nur Nepp ist doch billisch un lasch
I've lived in Filth, lived in Sin and I still smell sweeter than the shit your're in.

Was it something like this?

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1139146278

wow man im hoping for your future mental health that this is just a joke....jesus.

So 'nice' (?) to see this thread back...

It gives me the chance to ask...have you thought of going to her & asking for more help & advice on the rubbers/sex etc? 'Cause she sounds like a very helpy ma!

Your mother is a slut!

When my mother caught me wanking she yelled at me to do it in my own room or at least lock the door. I get the real teen age experience *Listens to black people shout to a beat*

Well! Your ma does not sound very helpy & that's a fact!

Though I can see her point? Doing it in the living room, in front of the picture window with the front door unlocked? Very gauche! Most declasse.

I lol'ed so fucking hard.

So did I.