My friend wants to bring down a bunch of uppers, while I get a lot of downer. Then he wants to fly to where I live.

The thing that bothers me are those fucking dog.

He the bring things in pill for: X, Hydro codeine, and something else that I for got the name of. And of course coke.

Do you think he'll get busted?

Where's the best place to hide them (no, he wont up them in his butt).

I hope your friend will enjoy prison.

He might as well put em up his ass cause that way he'll be used to it once he ends up in a state penn

Hydro codeine? You mean hydrocodone? maybe wrap em up each individually in a shitload of saran wrap and then place them carefully inside a conditioner bottle, don't know if this would work. (obviously this is only for pills)

wrap them up in condoms or something, make him swallow a few, when he gets where he wants to go, take some laxatives.

^^^ Your stomach acid will burn the condoms.....Best idea to stick it up your ass, I guess. I would if I were him but I wouldn't even tell anyone about it when I get home lol.

C'mon....do it for drugs and MONEY! Ching motherfucking chang.

It's highly unlikely.

On average I fly once every other month and out of many major airports across the US.

Has anyone ever heard of putting pills in some kind of liquid and freezing it with the pills inside?

Buy a jock strap and duct tape all the drugs up and put in jock strap.Belive me it works

there was some weird pack, called beer belly i believe? it makes you look extra fat, but really, it jus carries your extra beer. so maybe you can pretend you have a beer belly, and stuff some drugs in there. i've never been searched by dogs before, nor seen them at airports, so i'd be careful.