So i did it :(

I Broke down since my girlfriend isnt home and pulled out the vibrater since i was bored.

I must say its Very enjoyable however I have no intention of doing it again. It felt weird focusing on 3 things (My dick, the Porn, and my ass), because the main thing you focus on since its so weird is the feeling in your ass.


The orgasim was explosive (Almost felt "Forced out) and overall was an ok time.

I reccomend everyone at least TRY it and not be a homophobic. You will enjoy it and the worst thing that can happen is your gonna feel a tad weird about what you did (Like i do).

Or youll see if your Bi.


Hope this helps

i don't want any of my stuff, or my fingers to smell like shit. This is why i just stick with good ol' Rusty Trombones.

That weird feeling is guilt because you have defiled yourself and sinned against God!

I used to do that with my fingers, and then one night when I was doing it It just kind of hit me and I was like...eww. So I quit and never looked back

Where does it say "thou shalt not partake in anal shinnanigans, but thou art permitted to read ye sexy porn and spank thou salami"?

Dude - everyones got their own things they like. Your's seems to be self inflicted arse play. Power to you.

Mine happens to be boning twin 18 year old cheerleaders at the same time.

Your's is easier to achieve on a regular basis - mine usually requires a bit of imagination (you know, sometimes they aren't proper cheerleaders..).

So long as you enjoy what you do.

I will partake in anal shinnanigans.

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i love you!

Don't put stuff in your ass, man... seriously.

I've tried it....more than once.

And it didn't make it any better. It only made me feel like I had to shit while jacking off.

was going to link to the highlighter thread but i cant find it. anyway, i tried anal play a few times in the shower. blood does NOT make good lube.

the first time i read anal shininagans, i thought nothing of it; the 2nd time, i laughed a bit...2rd time, a wee bit more, and 4th time i was laughing really loud...

I used to put my fingers up my ass :@

Didn't think nothing of it. Feel kinda cool, but I would imagine a cock or vibrator would hurt, not to mention I am not sexually attracted to males.

If putting things up your ass is gay, because gays do it, then kissing makes you gay, handjobs make you gay, blowjobs make you gay, jerking off solo is flamingly gay, pretty much everything is GAY to the MAX.

i want to punch you in the face for that stupid theory of yours. you sir are the dumbest piece of shit ive ever come by.

INB4HTS-Noob

Uh i think thats like uber gay guys...

i want to punch you in the face for that stupid theory of yours. you sir are the dumbest piece of shit ive ever come by.

You must be really insecure in your sexuality then.

was going to link to the highlighter thread but i cant find it. anyway, i tried anal play a few times in the shower. blood does NOT make good lube.

I think VB's archives ate it. So sad, that was a truely classic thread. I luled at each of its pages.

Never really tried that much with this, but I don't think I wouldn't like it. I mean really, everyone who's like OMG ITS T3H GAY is so stupid. If you have an opportunity for more stimulation why not take it at least once? You don't know how far is too far until you're tied up being (erotically?) pelted with eggs.

It can be pretty damn good if you can hit the prostate gland. Makes you cum really hard. Every now and again I have my lady finger my ass then I cum on her face and tits. I wouldn't go around telling people about it, but I don't really care if people think I'm gay because of it. The ladies love me. I'm not sure if I'm bi or not, it's never come up. I think I'd enjoy gay sex, but I don't want gay sex.

I tried anal play a few times in the shower. blood does NOT make good lube.

What'd you do? Shove your whole fist in there at once or something?

What'd you do? Shove your whole fist in there at once or something? no, was using some other object, cant remember what. it was slightl ysharp as i realised after.