aight, so i was chatting up a couple of these girls i know and they invited me over to their apartment....

now i know one aint gonna put out because shes committed to her boyfriend, the other one is in an on/off relationship and she seems very intersted, im pretty sure i got a shot at that booty. (i even talked to a friend of hers that said she wants to get stuffed by me).


anyways i dont have trouble actin flirty or giving off a fun vibe when i first show up at a place, but if i stay there too long i just zone out and can't think of anything to say and get all boring.

any tips on what to do when this happens? anything to pick up a dead convo and give off a more livewire type vibe?

The only solutions i have found is either someone really special who you can share silence with comfortably or substances that alter your brain chemistry.

When you don't feel compelled to talk, just excuse yourself and walk away. They'll follow.
If anything they'll respect you for that. In the least, you won't be wasting your time on an idiot.

Strike when the pussys wet?

Rewire the personality chip, that may hide some of your less desirable faults.

Maybe then the sad fat "no mates chick" might take pity on you......I wouldn't!

take a few shots of alcohol (preferably Wild Turkey) before you head out. That may help with the zoning out thing.

maybe if u work fast, you'll get to...dock your ship in her harbour ¬¬ if u know what i mean...perhaps, board your sea men onto her submarine. Maybe pull up the old penis train into vagine town.

.... before the awkward silence comes.

your euphemisms are not funny.

:3

your euphemisms are not funny.

:3

im not tryin to be funny, i always make little stupid inuendo's.

im not tryin to be funny, i always make little stupid inuendo's.

In your endo.

I didn't mean anything by it. Have a good day. TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!

are you coming onto me?

Well Sickboy (I believe it was her..) once suggested a slap on the ass..

If it's really that much of a hassal to carry on a conversation, and you really want the pussy, try to do a few things they don't expect.

* Bring some cards, and start playing poker. Lead into strip poker. Lead into truth or dare.
* Pick a random book out of their book case, and start reading out loud.
* Start looking for porn - don't take no for an answer.
* Offer to make something to eat - just wander over to the kitchen and start digging out ingredients. Make a small meal.
* Start going through her clothes drawers. End up in the underwear one.

Try a couple of the things above - if you can pull a couple of them off with the right attitude (funny and cocky), you'll at least have no worries about conversations.

Always, ALWAYS assume a threesome can and will happen. If your in that frame of mind, they may very well be led down that route as well. If not, and you only get to fuck one of them, well, thats not so bad, is it?

Kind of like Chumpion said. Just do something ballsy and random.

My favorite is going into one of their rooms and pretending to fall asleep on one of their bed. There's so many ways to have fun with this one.

Also play any game, no matter how lame. Always try to make one of the rules involve striping.

Last one, just generally use their computer. Aside from looking for their porn collection my second favorite is playing yahoo pool. When she asks for it back I always start accusing her of trying to sink my pool rating. While you're playing start talking to her friends on AIM/MSN.

Smoke meth. She might get a kick out of that... probably not though. Oh well, at least your on meth!

the trick to this is to actually be interesting. Or at least create a fake personality that is interesting, in any case, you need to seem interesting to them. Being flirtly/funny/clever is pretty good, but not enough. You need to do it in a consistent manner, giving off an interesting personality, rather than just a personality that happens to be interesting every so often.

understand what im saying?


follow a certain theme in all your actions, whatever your thing is. if your funny, smart, clever, competetive, sweet, romantic, whatever your "thing" (note the "thing" must be appealing to the girl) you need to radiate it in all your actions.


do this and itll be good


do this in accordance to their desires, and theyll be HOOKED!

^My idea is way better.

when things slow down say, "Well this orgy is off to a slow start...."

Any guy can say that.

It's the true player that says that while taking off his pants and setting up a tripod + video.

Whatever you say, you have to follow through with. Don't let the girls see you are nervous, or willing to back out if they sneeze or something. Just assume the orgy will commence in 5 minutes and hopefully they'll follow suit.