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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-07, 21:32
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Default How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

Now, im not suggesting that she cheats on him, merely dumps him so something can happen between me and her. Shes a real nice girl, and I like her, and her boyfriend is a bit of a nerdy douche.

Im thinking me + vodka + this weekend?

Or do you have any better suggestions as to how I go about this?
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Old 2007-05-07, 21:40
EsKiMo EsKiMo is offline
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

you...wait until she's single. that's what you do. you talk to her like a gentleman, you don't let her string you along, and then if it works out and she's single...tada.
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Old 2007-05-07, 21:41
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

Vodka would imply you want to relax her, and attempt to get her drunk enough to cheat. Which would be bad..


I guess all you can do is wait. If he really is an asshole I'm sure all you have to do is wait a few years till she finally absorbs the fact.
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Old 2007-05-07, 21:46
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

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Originally Posted by EsKiMo
you...wait until she's single. that's what you do. you talk to her like a gentleman, you don't let her string you along, and then if it works out and she's single...tada.


uuhhhmmm i made an oops.
that post was by me.
i'm at my boyfriend's house and he was logged in. sooo...that's my post. oops sorry! the end.
 #5 
Old 2007-05-07, 22:05
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

uuhhhmmm i made an oops.
that post was by me.
i'm at my boyfriend's house and he was logged in. sooo...that's my post. oops sorry! the end.

WTF mate?
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Old 2007-05-07, 22:07
Isobutane Isobutane is offline
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

you don't.
how longgs she been with him? are they close much? does she like you more, does she even like you at all?
if she's a really nice girl, i doubt she'll cheat on him. at the most, pour out a few fifteen year old girl feelings and insecurities which you could steer towards her relationship and possibly aid her in deciding she wants to break up with him.

the only way, and it'd work if she's not too keen on him+likes you a little already, is to quite literally charm the pants off her :) be mature, wise, collected, warm and then flirty and even warmer, and if she's anything like my friends, she'll be putty in your hands.


breaking kids up is mean though, and she may just rebound or go with you for kicks and play with you
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Old 2007-05-07, 22:35
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

Just wait it out. They aren't getting married. Have some patience.
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Old 2007-05-07, 22:50
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

WTF mate?

that post i quoted? i wrote that. but i'm at my boyfriend's house and i didn't realize he was already logged in. so it posted under his username. and i didn't want him to get confused and be like "when the hell did i write this" plus i like to take credit for my brilliant advice. so...i quoted it and explained?
 #9 
Old 2007-05-07, 23:09
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

The same way you'd get any other chick.
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Old 2007-05-07, 23:12
Puscifer Puscifer is offline
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

that post i quoted? i wrote that. but i'm at my boyfriend's house and i didn't realize he was already logged in. so it posted under his username. and i didn't want him to get confused and be like "when the hell did i write this" plus i like to take credit for my brilliant advice. so...i quoted it and explained?


post nekkid pix and ill 4give u
 #11 
Old 2007-05-08, 00:07
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

Alchohol wont do shit for you.

Step 1: Become her friend.
Step 2: Ask her to hang out as much as possible.
Step 3: Always be her sounding board. Even encourage her to talk about her boyfriend. That way you wont seem as threatening.
Step 4: Treat her better then her boyfriend does. Step 3 comes in handy here, as the areas she complains about are the ones you need to concentrate on.
Step 5: After a few months, make an innocent move. Either a random kiss followed immediately by an apology, or confess a slight crush.
Step 6: Wait for the boyfriend to fuck up and move in.
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Old 2007-05-08, 00:16
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

Go at it like you normally do. How is she gonna know if you don't tell her?
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Old 2007-05-08, 00:19
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

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Originally Posted by SilentMind
Alchohol wont do shit for you.

Step 1: Become her friend.
Step 2: Ask her to hang out as much as possible.
Step 3: Always be her sounding board. Even encourage her to talk about her boyfriend. That way you wont seem as threatening.
Step 4: Treat her better then her boyfriend does. Step 3 comes in handy here, as the areas she complains about are the ones you need to concentrate on.
Step 5: After a few months, make an innocent move. Either a random kiss followed immediately by an apology, or confess a slight crush.
Step 6: Wait for the boyfriend to fuck up and move in.


Step 5-6 is where you fucked up. You don't need to wait and you don't need to make it innocent. Just be yourself, tell her you think you'd be better for her than he is.
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Old 2007-05-08, 02:50
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Default Re: How does one go about getting a chick who already has a boyfriend?

Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentMind
Alchohol wont do shit for you.

Step 1: Become her friend.
Step 2: Ask her to hang out as much as possible.
Step 3: Always be her sounding board. Even encourage her to talk about her boyfriend. That way you wont seem as threatening.
Step 4: Treat her better then her boyfriend does. Step 3 comes in handy here, as the areas she complains about are the ones you need to concentrate on.
Step 5: After a few months, make an innocent move. Either a random kiss followed immediately by an apology, or confess a slight crush.
Step 6: Wait for the boyfriend to fuck up and move in.


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