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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-06, 21:29
camper velourium camper velourium is offline
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Default i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

so we've been together for 4 months.

she's adorable, cute, sexy, we make lots of lovin'.

but i'm a full time college student and i work when i dont have school. i dont have lots of time or money and she demands all my time and it has become status quo for me to pay for everything.

i want my life back as much as i adore this girl.

what should i tell her?
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Old 2007-05-06, 21:38
Ming Ming is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Tell her that... ^
 #3 
Old 2007-05-06, 21:44
ijustsmokedmylastbowl :( ijustsmokedmylastbowl :( is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Lie to her.

- IjSmLb :(
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Old 2007-05-06, 22:02
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Tell her that... ^

I agree. Just say you have a lot on your shoulders right now. If she can't get that through her fucking head, then she's not worth it.
 #5 
Old 2007-05-06, 22:11
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

be honest, or take the pussy's way out, and lie.
 #6 
Old 2007-05-06, 22:20
The Floater The Floater is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Tell her that. If she's worth it she'll give you time.
 #7 
Old 2007-05-06, 22:24
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Just murder her and hide the body. Makes life so much easier.
 #8 
Old 2007-05-06, 22:27
Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Tell her that you don't have all that time or money, if she's really awesome then she'll understand and if she's not then oh well.
 #9 
Old 2007-05-07, 00:00
doornob_lightbulb doornob_lightbulb is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Just say, "I broke mah boner while wanking to horse sex... I only use you as a sex toy, so your pretty useless now. Theres the door *point*".

If that is too harsh, just stop talking to her, and start poking her. Every time she says something don't reply with words, but rather, with a poke. She might find it funny at first, but she will dump you real quick. Don't poke too hard either, wouldn't want police involved.

Or just throw a turd in her face. That should get the job done... or reveal a secret fetish...
 #10 
Old 2007-05-07, 01:50
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Are you seriously asking this question?
Why can't you just tell her you're unable to pay for things and support your relationship? Like they said, if she's cool, she'll understand, and you might still be able to get teh s3xx0rz, but probably not.
 #11 
Old 2007-05-07, 01:52
cactuar12 cactuar12 is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Yeah, be honest at first, like everyone else said.

If that doesn't work, cheat on her. Two birds, one stone.
 #12 
Old 2007-05-07, 01:52
Stan Stan is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Either that or she'll agree and try to say that she won't take anymore of his money but keep the relationship
 #13 
Old 2007-05-07, 01:56
camper velourium camper velourium is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

conclusion;

i knew i had to be honest, my only question was how to do something i didn't want to do (but somehow knew i had to, it gets more complicated). maybe i didn't want an answer.

anyway, we broke up.
 #14 
Old 2007-05-07, 04:55
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Quote:
Originally Posted by camper velourium
conclusion;

i knew i had to be honest, my only question was how to do something i didn't want to do (but somehow knew i had to, it gets more complicated). maybe i didn't want an answer.

anyway, we broke up.



And I bet you regreted it the moment she walked out the door..
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Old 2007-05-07, 05:16
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Ask to take a step back.

...There's a possible "Friends with Benefits" situation coming up, if things go good.
 #16 
Old 2007-05-07, 06:32
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

tell her you like the sex, but you just don't have time for the rest of the relationship stuff.
 #17 
Old 2007-05-07, 16:22
Lovin C-Black Lovin C-Black is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

Tell her you found a better piece of ass.
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Old 2007-05-08, 03:07
thorazine50x thorazine50x is offline
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Default Re: i need help breaking up with my gf (quick, she's on the way over)

what should i tell her?

Tell her you recently realized that you are all about the cock -- not the pussy.
 
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